Sabrwahaqqo:


LooL . You're funny o, I wasn't taking it that far ooo... There's a way you get exposed to things widaut necessarily being left to wander around like a goat wey no get owner y'know

There's sense is nonsense y'know?

Are you for real here Damn! Am beginning to get scared af u mehn ...

I searched and couldn't find 'a solution' in that .
Help me fish it out nah

danduchi:
From my cousin sister.....
Her husband is cheating on her with a g!rl that stays
somewhere in the South-South part of Nigeria. she keeps
sending him n*de photos of herself. She wants to post it (i.e
the nude photos of the girl dating her husband) on
Facebook (with an unknown facebook I.D and tag her)
Please help me what do you think. Because I think married women should start disgracing the single b***ch*s that do not want to leave their husbands alone.

MrsPhyno:

Yea I know I'm funny but you should say it more often dat na my favourite compliment
In naija goats that dont have owners find their way into soup very quickly and dat was what dey were trying to avoid by caging me i guess also note: boarding school = prison/orphanage. no one gets out
except that one time i hopped fence sha.........

yeah there is. except the kinds u type

Be afraid be very afraid. Yeah I'm serious. What should I do ask him what he's doing? I'm not that much of a fool abeg #LikeISaidNoTime

there is no solution to that kain problem. so at least the guy should pay for his wrongdoing. thats fair. and the woman crying is her relieving her emotional stress, even if it disturbs him. it's even good if it disturbs him cause life is about sowing and reaping my broda

Sabrwahaqqo:


I was telling you you're confused the other time and you're like no, no, no , no
First, it was I wasn't caged, now na I was caged , smh smh smh

The KINDS I type fail to make sense? Interesting !

I know your types. Marry 10 huzbands in 2 years with kids af 20 different Fathers but single at 50. Having 10 sugarboiz at 60 ? I don't pray for that kind of life for my worst enemy

No solution? Yes there is , Patience , forbearance , endurance and steadfastness

MrsPhyno:

You you you you you you ehn


Yes das right I said it what can you do

Lol highly untrue. I would never remarry if I divorced and I don't pray to divorce o.... I jus need someone who is perfect like me

On whose part? the female should be patient until his dikc falls off or what exactly..... abeggiiiii

Sabrwahaqqo:





I would have pushed you onto the nearest cushion and shown you what I can (stress can) do


It's my hope you find that one. However, if u find a near perfect, manage him hun? Life's not straight

Both sides hun? Its not this woman is even 100 here, I mean she'll have her excesses. Maybe she's not good (enough) in bed or is not opening up if you kwim for her huzby for him to be pushed to requesting for mere naked pics like a re.tard

MrsPhyno:

abeg o
u no see 'mrs' for my moniker?


ehhh whareva. we'll see

yeah exactly like a re.tard.... u cant help people like him (if he's like that)..... so its a hopeless sitiiyation and i wish d madam good luck and advise her to test him semiannually for HIV/AIDS because it's a killer

Sabrwahaqqo:


You no even get liver ... Abeg o like a child wey no fit swim at the river

Yh, your type change wt time . Momma told me tales af how high her principles were until she met her 'bad boy' - Dad

I risked typing that 're.tard' word , I knew you'll capitalize on it and you dint fail me as usual . The predictable yeye girl that you are...

MrsPhyno:

Yeah I no get liver na only mouth i get I admit

I AM NOT A TYPE JOR ! I also don't change..... not to compare myself to the Holy Spirit, but something like omnipotent/all-knowing should suit me.....

Mmmmm UNCLE sorry for disappointing you..... thats right I capitalized on it cause this na capitalist economy garrit? Predictable.... me.... chai. Dey dere
But its true nah. He's a re.tard cause i dont know what 'not good in bed' even means and why u ppl are always touting it about as an excuse for cheating...... sha not my problem cause i think say i no dey among ..... but una's hypocrisy dey jus shock me everi everi

Mznaett:
Uwem ererimbot abiara ama

Sabrwahaqqo:


*sighs* good you're owning up to that. Its unusual being the stubborn she-goat that you are

What tha hell! I would have believed that if you dint grow br*st hun?


That was a smart response for your myopic mind right? ... Assuming you got hooked with a guy that can hardly last 5mins in bed , would you still go ahead and marry him? ... You're talking like a good sex life doesn't have a huge part to play in a good married life... Yeye somebody....

Too bad you won't be online until evening ... Am boiling , cocking and smoking hot like the Sahara this morning ...

MrsPhyno:

I'm not stubborn. that would be a character flaw and you've forgotten that I dont have any of those

what is that supposed to mean
respect yourself o

it wasn't a smart response it was lame, I already know that. And only my eyes are myopic not my mind
You guys always ask that 1 minute man question which leads me to believe that there is a high propensity of such in the male population..... That should be an abnormality not something that occurs frequently and as such I'm not concerned about it cause again: 1) I am neither the 1minman himself
2) I'm not gonna end up wit one so dont ask me that kain kweshion

life ≠ sex u he-goat..... i wouldnt divorce for sexual reasons thats just pitiful and useless... besides i plan on checking everything b4 cause i dont like stories that touch. By check I mean medically o !

wetin do u this morning that cause am

Sabrwahaqqo:



Lols. Ok

Lols. Ok

I think you think too much but Ok anyway

That's no what I said woman... Its your life y'know but personally I can't marry a lady that lays still like a log of wood ... Medical checkups don't reveal how good a man is in bed y'know . Every woman deserves a horse in bed if you kwim

Lol. I was feeling too good. Like nobody that dare dare me to an e-battle will hv himself to blame

How was ur day?

MrsPhyno:

Stop 'okaying' me jor like I'm some irrational baby that you jus want to shut up

I do think too much... It's like a curse. You self know how it feel s

Lol iono and I dont care cause like I said, not gonna be my problem.
Whenever you guys talk about these proverbial mysterious gals dat jus dey dere like wood block, I wonder if you're lying. That situation would be so awkward..... I dont think those girls really exist u people must be exaggerating

Everyone keeps asking me that and I have only one answer.... Im really hungry

Sabrwahaqqo:


.. Your tone af finality was so epic I dint fEel it right to push the argument any further.

LoLs. #Proverbial - U garrit ... What better way is there to describe a girl below average at performance? Whose style af attending to the sexual whims is as old as our family wall clock in the village ? . Believe me that expression is a genius invention ; simple, effective yet humorous.

Hungry? Hungry for what

MrsPhyno:

Lol GOAT. Thanks I'm an epic bae what can I say /hair flip/

But to jus look at you? The only thing worse than that is crying which I still canNOT believe happens.

Hungry for food only THE LORD KNOWS WHERE YOUR MIND WENT O

Sabrwahaqqo:


I hope you know I was kidding right?


Lmfao and Rotfl at the same time. You're a case study lady . On calming down, maybe not that awful.

To be sincere ; sex, food and peace in that order

MrsPhyno:

I did know hence the GOAT
you that never gives compliments

I'm jez saying na .... i no even sabi dese tins na jus d imagination or suppositions dat sound weird to me Lol so they cry and then calm down or what LOL OMG

Sex first srsly smh. I'm not ho.rny 24/7 like u

Sabrwahaqqo:


Let me confess ; I'm preserving and reserving my thank you for the woman that will gimme my replica in the form af a Son !


Its not something u can guess right my nigga


But at least u get ho.rny too. I know it will be damn high and naughty when you finally hit on that state

MrsPhyno:
Dont annoy me o Daughters arent good?
My nigga...... my azz. Okay I'm not guessing anymore
*Smiles sweetly*

Sabrwahaqqo:


Daughters are wonderful but we all have our preferences. Don't we?

Bera! Good girl!!

Yinmu... You're ds easiee?? I think I'm beginning to see your soft spots

MrsPhyno:
Yeah yeah whatever. It's just that everybody prefers boys so its annoying.
Dont patronize me jor
What did I say? Na smile I dey smile as usual?

Sabrwahaqqo:


I'm not everybody.

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah blah blah

danduchi:
From my cousin sister.....
Her husband is cheating on her with a g!rl that stays
somewhere in the South-South part of Nigeria. she keeps
sending him n*de photos of herself. She wants to post it (i.e
the nude photos of the girl dating her husband) on
Facebook (with an unknown facebook I.D and tag her)
Please help me what do you think. Because I think married women should start disgracing the single b***ch*s that do not want to leave their husbands alone.

MrsPhyno:
Yeah but you're following their trend
LOL U DEY CRAZE. Better modify that o.
Like most girls, to be purely scientific, no. There's your answer.

Sabrwahaqqo:



It's mere coincidence I say

Why? Was that that bad?

No, that wasn't that bad.

MrsPhyno:

Coincidence on your part yes, but still too cliche for my taste. And unfair to all unborn gals everywhere!

Yes it was bad!

Sabrwahaqqo:


Love at first sight is not the best thing I guess... Asin the unborn girls have something to fight for

Gerarahere jor that's my style of flirting o jare. Maybe vulgar, but you already know me for oddity

MrsPhyno:

oh i jus realized how stubborn i sound. so okay sah na boy you want and boy you shall have

lol beht this publicly? do u hate me this much? i'm supposed to be the only flirt in this operation o

Sabrwahaqqo:


. Its all bliss when you're not fighting the decision of your 'chi'

Only flirt? I've always been flirting with most but none do realize. Am like numb beings! Maybe am the alien sha cos I sEe and feel how freely folks roll in perfect unison and concord .