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| Two Nuns by salinco(m): 3:53pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
There were two nuns, One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives. SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. SM: And? SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. SM: Oh, no! What happened then? SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, I'll pray for you! |
| Re: Two Nuns by PeeJee(m): 4:31pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
salinco u too much I was thinking the other way round as if am watch a movie at the end u just divert, great joke keep it up big Thumb up for u |
| Re: Two Nuns by clemcykul(f): 4:40pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
@joke buhahahhaha |
| Re: Two Nuns by PeeJee(m): 4:50pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
clemy baby wetin dey make u laugh now  |
| Re: Two Nuns by StanP(m): 5:15pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
that was a logical joke |
| Re: Two Nuns by janey815: 9:04pm On Apr 10, 2009 |
that was too funny! |
| Re: Two Nuns by factbox(f): 10:51pm On Apr 10, 2009 |
 dats very interesting please keep it up u sabi lol |
| Re: Two Nuns by ajekpaks(m): 11:16pm On Apr 10, 2009 |
I don hear this joke for like 99 times |
| Re: Two Nuns by Nobody: 12:30am On Apr 11, 2009 |
I lik it i lik it very much. |
| Re: Two Nuns by bintab(f): 10:32am On Apr 11, 2009 |
ajekpaks: We on the thread just happened to hear it for the 1st time and it is very funny.Thank you poster |
| Re: Two Nuns by babonboard(f): 6:03pm On Apr 12, 2009 |
the only logical thing to do is to laugh hilariously at this joke Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Nice one doh |
| Re: Two Nuns by clemcykul(f): 3:02pm On Apr 14, 2009 |
laffs widout pleasure |
| Re: Two Nuns by mykali(m): 3:07pm On Apr 14, 2009 |
should i laugh? |
| Re: Two Nuns by naijababe2(f): 3:47pm On Apr 14, 2009 |
should i laugh? I havent given u to permission to utter a word yet |
| Re: Two Nuns by sholabanke(m): 3:49pm On Apr 14, 2009 |
okay waiting for the permission |
| Re: Two Nuns by clemcykul(f): 4:09pm On Apr 14, 2009 |
*waited until he grew wicked grey hairs* |
| Re: Two Nuns by naijababe2(f): 4:47pm On Apr 14, 2009 |
lol |
| Re: Two Nuns by clemcykul(f): 3:34pm On Apr 15, 2009 |
hi |
| Re: Two Nuns by naijababe2(f): 7:04pm On Apr 15, 2009 |
bye |
| Re: Two Nuns by naijababe2(f): 7:06pm On Apr 15, 2009 |
hi |
| Re: Two Nuns by naijababe2(f): 7:09pm On Apr 15, 2009 |
hi |
| Re: Two Nuns by Lolabbey: 3:08pm On Apr 16, 2009 |
wetin dey hapen 4 hia |
| Re: Two Nuns by salinco(m): 7:36am On Apr 17, 2009 |
  ;d |
| Re: Two Nuns by owiticarol: 5:12pm On Apr 17, 2009 |
WOW! u r very creative . |
| Re: Two Nuns by clemcykul(f): 11:03am On Apr 18, 2009 |
and so does that stop u also from been creative? |
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