An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and put a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k"The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k,not 100k"Igbo man: "Congrats, your eye sight is restored.Give me 20k" You can't beat an Igbo man . Visit http://xqusive..com http://smobnology.com to show some love.thanks

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