Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by knackz(m): 11:52pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
HighIQ: HAPPY INDEPENDENCE TO YOU ALL!!!
You can still be who you want to be!. Checkout the professions you can equally practice without studying it as course in the university.
1)BANKING : This profession is now flooded with workers who had graduated from courses not relating to banking profession. Imaging someone who had studied Yoruba or chemical engineering in the university but later got employed in a bank. This set of people only needed to be trained on some banking activities after they had been employed after which they are good to go.
2)TEACHING- It is very possible in Nigeria for someone who never studied education or any course relating to education emerging as a teacher.Regardless of the course you had studied, the point is- teaching can still be practiced by any graduate even without having an NCE or Degree in Education.
3)PHOTOGRAPHY- Do you know there is a course called photography? Tell me what are they studying in it? Even people who had only primary six certificate can do this job perfectly too.I don't see any reason me studying photography as a course before i can be a guru in it.
4)FARMING- I don't need to learn agriculture as a course in the university before i can own a farm. Anybody can easily be trained in this profession. There are books and handouts out there that can train you on fishery,snail rearing,pig farming etc or even on cultivation of crops. You could also find adequate answers to any question on farming you "Google search" online. Seminars on farming are also common where prospecting farmers are trained in farming. It can also be learned directly too from other farmers. This job can be practiced regardless of whether you are a doctor, lawyer,politician, or a banker. I know of a former president of this country, who owns a mega farm settlement despite the fact he never went to university not to talk of studying agriculture as a course.
5)DRAMA/FILM MAKING: an actor was once asked what he studied in the university and he replied "law". This answer made us to understand that anybody can become an actor,musician or artiste, irrespective of the course he or she had studied. You might have observed that hardly would you see any actor or musician in Nigeria who studied drama or music right back in school.Some of them are graduates of Law, medicine, accounting etc The 'funniest' thing is that those people may even come out better than people who had studied it as a course.
6)CHEMISTRY/INDUSTRIAL CHEMISTRY- Let me ask you a question. Is Aliko Dangote a graduate of industrial chemistry or chemistry? Of course not.But today he is a proud owner of a multi-billion dollar company in Nigeria that has provided jobs to many Nigerians. Other industries are also coming up in Nigeria today ranging from plastic industry to pure water industry, food,cream,rubber,biscuit,cements,sugar,salt industries and so on. The works performed in those industries can easily be learned from a specialist over a short period of time mostly from someone who had knowledge in chemistry or chemical engineering. You would no longer require the presence of such specialist after you had grabbed and finished up with those training. Meaning, you become a sole proprietor of those works and even train and employ others on it. So regardless of the course you had studied in the university, you too can learn the practical aspect of chemistry too and establish your own industry too. Thank God we have a lot of seminars that are been organized to teach people on how to make soap, nylon, asbestos etc. And from there you can be a millionaire and a proud owner of your own industry without having a certificate in chemistry
7)ICT PROFESSION- Some ICT companies now make huge money training people on computing, web designing, programming etc. The larger percentage of those attending such trainings and seminars are mostly computer illiterates. Certificates may even be handed over to them at the end of the training. This means that a computer- illiterate who had no knowledge in computing before would now turn to an expert making money through ICT and even training others without passing through the corridor of the department of computer science
8_ ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING- If you ask someone to get you an electrician to help you fix the wiring cables in your new house, don't be surprised if you see an o'level certificate holder at your door step ready to do the job.And this set of people would do this job perfectly and to your amazement. You now wonder if someone who had only o'level or even no education could be so perfect in fixing any damage to any appliance how much more a graduate who probably might have read courses like accounting, English etc and courses who had no link to science or electricity. If an illiterate or semi illiterate could be so perfect in it after learning about electricity, it means you can grab and understand such job perfectly too after learning it. Even though you never attended technical college nor learned about electricity or electronic in the university. I know of people who are civil servants and who also ventures in this job as a second-hand or part time profession .
9)MECHANICAL ENGINEERING- This is even worst!! Many people who work as a 'Radionic', car mechanic,generator repairer etc are mostly not graduate of this course. This job can easily be learned directly without holding a pen from the workers of such job who are mostly either illiterate or semi illiterates. Okay, tell me - is that mechanic near your house or that man who often fix your generator for you a graduate?. I'm sure i would have 80% 'No' as answer. This means any person or graduate can do well in this job even without learning it as course in the university .
10)MASS COMMUNICATION- Learning mass communication as a course in a tertiary institution is a tremendous waste of time. A graduate of English language, linguistics,language or even any other course can still become a tv/radio presenter, newscaster, a programme anchor even without having a certificate in mass communication. written by http://MUYIWAOGUNNAIKE..com.ng/2015/09/professions-in-nigeria-you-dont-need-to.html ebi like say na counter treat be dis, bt as far as surveying and geoinformatics no de, lets attackers attaaaaaaack!!!! |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by Nobody: 11:56pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
Lasgidy1: I so much agree with banking coz I'm a graduate of mass communication working in a bank. My branch manager is a graduate of electrical engineering while the assistant branch manager is a graduate of mechanical engineering, whereas the customer care officer is a graduate of agric engineering. Only a microscopic few piloting the affairs of the branch actually studied banking related courses. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) And probably all of you will switch to MBA so as to climb the ladder right. Well I wouldn't blame the organisation because the supply of labour over demand is high that's why most banks take OND or probably HND staff because the wage rate is low as demand for labour is low. Secondly I will blame the government for not creating an enabling environment for investors to strive well because the numbers of industries are few. |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by Nobody: 11:57pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
Realgana: Ashawo or Prostitution can also be practiced without studying it. Hahaaaaaaa Ashawo na work? |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by vislabraye(m): 12:00am On Oct 06, 2015 |
HighIQ: HAPPY INDEPENDENCE TO YOU ALL!!!
You can still be who you want to be!. Checkout the professions you can equally practice without studying it as course in the university.
1)BANKING : This profession is now flooded with workers who had graduated from courses not relating to banking profession. Imaging someone who had studied Yoruba or chemical engineering in the university but later got employed in a bank. This set of people only needed to be trained on some banking activities after they had been employed after which they are good to go.
2)TEACHING- It is very possible in Nigeria for someone who never studied education or any course relating to education emerging as a teacher.Regardless of the course you had studied, the point is- teaching can still be practiced by any graduate even without having an NCE or Degree in Education.
3)PHOTOGRAPHY- Do you know there is a course called photography? Tell me what are they studying in it? Even people who had only primary six certificate can do this job perfectly too.I don't see any reason me studying photography as a course before i can be a guru in it.
4)FARMING- I don't need to learn agriculture as a course in the university before i can own a farm. Anybody can easily be trained in this profession. There are books and handouts out there that can train you on fishery,snail rearing,pig farming etc or even on cultivation of crops. You could also find adequate answers to any question on farming you "Google search" online. Seminars on farming are also common where prospecting farmers are trained in farming. It can also be learned directly too from other farmers. This job can be practiced regardless of whether you are a doctor, lawyer,politician, or a banker. I know of a former president of this country, who owns a mega farm settlement despite the fact he never went to university not to talk of studying agriculture as a course.
5)DRAMA/FILM MAKING: an actor was once asked what he studied in the university and he replied "law". This answer made us to understand that anybody can become an actor,musician or artiste, irrespective of the course he or she had studied. You might have observed that hardly would you see any actor or musician in Nigeria who studied drama or music right back in school.Some of them are graduates of Law, medicine, accounting etc The 'funniest' thing is that those people may even come out better than people who had studied it as a course.
6)CHEMISTRY/INDUSTRIAL CHEMISTRY- Let me ask you a question. Is Aliko Dangote a graduate of industrial chemistry or chemistry? Of course not.But today he is a proud owner of a multi-billion dollar company in Nigeria that has provided jobs to many Nigerians. Other industries are also coming up in Nigeria today ranging from plastic industry to pure water industry, food,cream,rubber,biscuit,cements,sugar,salt industries and so on. The works performed in those industries can easily be learned from a specialist over a short period of time mostly from someone who had knowledge in chemistry or chemical engineering. You would no longer require the presence of such specialist after you had grabbed and finished up with those training. Meaning, you become a sole proprietor of those works and even train and employ others on it. So regardless of the course you had studied in the university, you too can learn the practical aspect of chemistry too and establish your own industry too. Thank God we have a lot of seminars that are been organized to teach people on how to make soap, nylon, asbestos etc. And from there you can be a millionaire and a proud owner of your own industry without having a certificate in chemistry
7)ICT PROFESSION- Some ICT companies now make huge money training people on computing, web designing, programming etc. The larger percentage of those attending such trainings and seminars are mostly computer illiterates. Certificates may even be handed over to them at the end of the training. This means that a computer- illiterate who had no knowledge in computing before would now turn to an expert making money through ICT and even training others without passing through the corridor of the department of computer science
8_ ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING- If you ask someone to get you an electrician to help you fix the wiring cables in your new house, don't be surprised if you see an o'level certificate holder at your door step ready to do the job.And this set of people would do this job perfectly and to your amazement. You now wonder if someone who had only o'level or even no education could be so perfect in fixing any damage to any appliance how much more a graduate who probably might have read courses like accounting, English etc and courses who had no link to science or electricity. If an illiterate or semi illiterate could be so perfect in it after learning about electricity, it means you can grab and understand such job perfectly too after learning it. Even though you never attended technical college nor learned about electricity or electronic in the university. I know of people who are civil servants and who also ventures in this job as a second-hand or part time profession .
9)MECHANICAL ENGINEERING- This is even worst!! Many people who work as a 'Radionic', car mechanic,generator repairer etc are mostly not graduate of this course. This job can easily be learned directly without holding a pen from the workers of such job who are mostly either illiterate or semi illiterates. Okay, tell me - is that mechanic near your house or that man who often fix your generator for you a graduate?. I'm sure i would have 80% 'No' as answer. This means any person or graduate can do well in this job even without learning it as course in the university .
10)MASS COMMUNICATION- Learning mass communication as a course in a tertiary institution is a tremendous waste of time. A graduate of English language, linguistics,language or even any other course can still become a tv/radio presenter, newscaster, a programme anchor even without having a certificate in mass communication. written by http://MUYIWAOGUNNAIKE..com.ng/2015/09/professions-in-nigeria-you-dont-need-to.html Op I read 1 to 5 and agreed with what you said. But when u included Engineering to it, I now concluded that you don't know what you are talking about. You think being an electrician is same as being an electrical engineer ![](/faces/huh.png) Lol. |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by Rexology: 12:02am On Oct 06, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by montezz(f): 12:18am On Oct 06, 2015 |
joseph1832: You really, preparing lesson plan or writing lesson note has nothing to do with knowing how to teach. Most people wnt understnd dt teaching is nt as easy as they think. It goes beyond holding a chalk in one hand and a cane in d oda. I dnt dispute d fact dt anybody can teach,dats y a 4yr old child comes home with a pile of home-work after a strenous day in schl. Yes,any1 can learn 2 write a lesson note bt nt all understands ao d mind of her/his students works(psychology of human learning),nt 2 talk of a good classroom management. 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by zikmarty: 12:23am On Oct 06, 2015 |
lol highiq your list is outrageous and funny. so you thinking bsc or MSc holders in mechanical or electrical engineering would want to repair generators or cars? you'd better think we'll,pride won't let them...they'll rather die broke than do such,even I won't try it if it's my last option in life. by you'd list then civil engineering can be part as they're bricklayers everywhere right ![](/faces/huh.png) 1 Like |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by Spybradd: 12:24am On Oct 06, 2015 |
op,are you trying to promote boko haramism on here? you need to be arrested.. |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by zikmarty: 12:25am On Oct 06, 2015 |
vislabraye:
Op I read 1 to 5 and agreed with what you said. But when u included Engineering to it, I now concluded that you don't know what you are talking about. You think being an electrician is same as being an electrical engineer Lol. lol don't mind him jor,he for add civil engineering as bricklayers full everywhere naxo I for rain block and cement on am ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) 1 Like |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by ELITE0911(m): 12:25am On Oct 06, 2015 |
I am hundred percent sure dat op is a confused human being i cant stop laughing
d Elite |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by Nobody: 12:28am On Oct 06, 2015 |
HighIQ: HAPPY INDEPENDENCE TO YOU ALL!!!
You can still be who you want to be!. Checkout the professions you can equally practice without studying it as course in the university.
1)BANKING : This profession is now flooded with workers who had graduated from courses not relating to banking profession. Imaging someone who had studied Yoruba or chemical engineering in the university but later got employed in a bank. This set of people only needed to be trained on some banking activities after they had been employed after which they are good to go.
2)TEACHING- It is very possible in Nigeria for someone who never studied education or any course relating to education emerging as a teacher.Regardless of the course you had studied, the point is- teaching can still be practiced by any graduate even without having an NCE or Degree in Education.
3)PHOTOGRAPHY- Do you know there is a course called photography? Tell me what are they studying in it? Even people who had only primary six certificate can do this job perfectly too.I don't see any reason me studying photography as a course before i can be a guru in it.
4)FARMING- I don't need to learn agriculture as a course in the university before i can own a farm. Anybody can easily be trained in this profession. There are books and handouts out there that can train you on fishery,snail rearing,pig farming etc or even on cultivation of crops. You could also find adequate answers to any question on farming you "Google search" online. Seminars on farming are also common where prospecting farmers are trained in farming. It can also be learned directly too from other farmers. This job can be practiced regardless of whether you are a doctor, lawyer,politician, or a banker. I know of a former president of this country, who owns a mega farm settlement despite the fact he never went to university not to talk of studying agriculture as a course.
5)DRAMA/FILM MAKING: an actor was once asked what he studied in the university and he replied "law". This answer made us to understand that anybody can become an actor,musician or artiste, irrespective of the course he or she had studied. You might have observed that hardly would you see any actor or musician in Nigeria who studied drama or music right back in school.Some of them are graduates of Law, medicine, accounting etc The 'funniest' thing is that those people may even come out better than people who had studied it as a course.
6)CHEMISTRY/INDUSTRIAL CHEMISTRY- Let me ask you a question. Is Aliko Dangote a graduate of industrial chemistry or chemistry? Of course not.But today he is a proud owner of a multi-billion dollar company in Nigeria that has provided jobs to many Nigerians. Other industries are also coming up in Nigeria today ranging from plastic industry to pure water industry, food,cream,rubber,biscuit,cements,sugar,salt industries and so on. The works performed in those industries can easily be learned from a specialist over a short period of time mostly from someone who had knowledge in chemistry or chemical engineering. You would no longer require the presence of such specialist after you had grabbed and finished up with those training. Meaning, you become a sole proprietor of those works and even train and employ others on it. So regardless of the course you had studied in the university, you too can learn the practical aspect of chemistry too and establish your own industry too. Thank God we have a lot of seminars that are been organized to teach people on how to make soap, nylon, asbestos etc. And from there you can be a millionaire and a proud owner of your own industry without having a certificate in chemistry
7)ICT PROFESSION- Some ICT companies now make huge money training people on computing, web designing, programming etc. The larger percentage of those attending such trainings and seminars are mostly computer illiterates. Certificates may even be handed over to them at the end of the training. This means that a computer- illiterate who had no knowledge in computing before would now turn to an expert making money through ICT and even training others without passing through the corridor of the department of computer science
8_ ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING- If you ask someone to get you an electrician to help you fix the wiring cables in your new house, don't be surprised if you see an o'level certificate holder at your door step ready to do the job.And this set of people would do this job perfectly and to your amazement. You now wonder if someone who had only o'level or even no education could be so perfect in fixing any damage to any appliance how much more a graduate who probably might have read courses like accounting, English etc and courses who had no link to science or electricity. If an illiterate or semi illiterate could be so perfect in it after learning about electricity, it means you can grab and understand such job perfectly too after learning it. Even though you never attended technical college nor learned about electricity or electronic in the university. I know of people who are civil servants and who also ventures in this job as a second-hand or part time profession .
9)MECHANICAL ENGINEERING- This is even worst!! Many people who work as a 'Radionic', car mechanic,generator repairer etc are mostly not graduate of this course. This job can easily be learned directly without holding a pen from the workers of such job who are mostly either illiterate or semi illiterates. Okay, tell me - is that mechanic near your house or that man who often fix your generator for you a graduate?. I'm sure i would have 80% 'No' as answer. This means any person or graduate can do well in this job even without learning it as course in the university .
10)MASS COMMUNICATION- Learning mass communication as a course in a tertiary institution is a tremendous waste of time. A graduate of English language, linguistics,language or even any other course can still become a tv/radio presenter, newscaster, a programme anchor even without having a certificate in mass communication. written by http://MUYIWAOGUNNAIKE..com.ng/2015/09/professions-in-nigeria-you-dont-need-to.html Mass communication goes before anchoring programmes. Some job opportunities include: journalism,film production, editors(print and non print media), reporting, newscasting, mc, marketing/advertising. Professionalism comes here because you use the skills being taught in school to apply it to work. Not some that wakes up one morning to start spreading false news or mere rumours just to attract traffic. Mass comm shouldn't be in that list as a matter of fact, no course is useless at home. Eductionist is different from mere teaching. The know how to handle students and pupil better than mere graduate that teaches in schools. They know different methods and approaches to apply to enable students grasp what they are saying in class. It so unfortunate that Nigeria government are doing enough to employ credible educationist into our school system. Thank God now that NUC instead that you either be an educationist or have post graduate diploma before lecturing at the universities In summary of what you listed above, professionalism separate those that studied them in school from those that acquire the knowledge. That is why our school system 6-3-3-4 were designed. 6yrs primary school 3yrs Junior secondary and 3 senior secondary school. A Jss 3 leaver that couldn't further should be able to know certain skills especially if he/she attended a technical school. Most of these technicians we see around are either those that finish senior secondary at technical schools or those who acquired the knowledge from those that passed through technical school. Remember that industries are few in Nigeria that is why we have excess supply of labour over demand. When there are more industries in Nigeria to absorb laborers, you wouldn't see law graduate or linguist working in the banks instead they will practice what they have being taught. The excess supply of labour over demand for labour contributed to low pay for teachers in some private schools. |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by shut(f): 12:30am On Oct 06, 2015 |
Hahaha who's the mod that brought this up here?someone isn't doing his job |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by willian10: 12:35am On Oct 06, 2015 |
bolaji3071: Which course person go come study now op
Op Pharmarcy should be in your list. Remove Industrial Chemistey there. lol....pharmacist is different from chemist |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by ChildofChukwu(m): 12:48am On Oct 06, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by ba7man(m): 1:14am On Oct 06, 2015 |
Who put this misleading trash on front page? |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by 11cows4sale(m): 1:57am On Oct 06, 2015 |
u forgot to add pharmacy |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by Kunlexic(m): 2:10am On Oct 06, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by adconline(m): 2:17am On Oct 06, 2015 |
OP is a confused product of Naija challenged education system. Industrial Chrmistry, Mechanical and Electrical Engineering all require rigorous academic training. Electricians and Mechanics are not engineers!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by Nobody: 2:20am On Oct 06, 2015 |
i am disappointed. some foolish blogger thinks up a ridiculous post and puts it up on his site, an equally foolish nairalander lifts it and brings it to nairaland. and an ultimately foolish mod puts it on front page. ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) i can't even begin to imagine the insane gap between electrical engineering and electrician . . . HABA! 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by ushafe(m): 3:49am On Oct 06, 2015 |
6,8 and 9 you totally got it wrong |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by Nobody: 4:18am On Oct 06, 2015 |
How can you put an Electrician who is a Technician in the same category as an Electrical Engineer? That means you have very limited knowledge and you are quite ignorant when it comes to the job of an Electrical Engineer!!!! Not your fault, but at least stop spreading the ignorance!!!! |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by charlyge(m): 4:18am On Oct 06, 2015 |
Excellergroup: oga, i beg to disagree with nos 8 and 9. You need to understand the fact that technicians are quite different from Engineers. Dont mind the guy He doesnt know the work of an Electrical and mechanical Engineers he think its just connecting wires and repairing cars. Its social media anyone can just come and say thrash 1 Like |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by callmelanner(m): 4:50am On Oct 06, 2015 |
babyfaceafrica: I agree with your assertions..what I do not understand is the so-called big schools in Nigeria looking for graduates with educational degrees as if that guarantees anytin...nigerians suffering fron certificatephobia since 1568 This is no matter of certificate or not... Pass through NCE where they do up to 20 courses per semester and go for teaching practice for 6month before going for his Bachelor in education & u will come here & say u can impact knowledge Dan a trained teacher or do u think to hold chalk & copy from textbook is what we r talking about? ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) Lame and lazy people like u and d op is d reason why dis nation is backward. WTF! |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by callmelanner(m): 4:52am On Oct 06, 2015 |
Who are the mods sef? Threads like this shouldn't hit d front page. Nonsense! Backward thinking OP |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by callmelanner(m): 5:00am On Oct 06, 2015 |
charlyge:
Dont mind the guy He doesnt know the work of an Electrical and mechanical Engineers he think its just connecting wires and repairing cars. Its social media anyone can just come and say thrash Because cat sabi swim no mean say e be catfish.. They will soon compare babalawo with a medical doctor 1 Like |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by ItsMeAboki(m): 5:04am On Oct 06, 2015 |
Very misleading thread; seems like OP just woke up and spoke about his personal impression but obviously not knowing and without taking into cognisance the regulations governing some of these professions. |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by saintneo(m): 5:05am On Oct 06, 2015 |
HighIQ, I don't think you are right. Electrical Engineer is different from Electrician, the same as Mechanical Engineer different from Mechanic; and Banker is different from Bank Worker.
Your username isn't befitting to you. I think you have a very low exposure in life; thus, you have written such rubbish and it made front page.
How about Medicine? Afterall, every tom-dick-and-harry that sells drugs is a doctor. This thread makes me puke.
Lalasticlala, Ishilove, Seun better remove this crap from front page. The MOD that moved this to front page, thunder wey go fire you don enter gym this morning. |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by babafirst(m): 5:21am On Oct 06, 2015 |
bolaji3071: Which course person go come study now op
Op Pharmarcy should be in your list. Remove Industrial Chemistey there. lol na true ohhh,I dey see many pharmacists dey hawk drugs up and down including agbo jedijedi(Jedi Jedi 'merecine') and magani buranteshi (manpower merecine) |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by Nobody: 5:50am On Oct 06, 2015 |
Mutuwa: ![embarassed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/embarassed.png)
One can also become a clown,or fake myopic prophet/philosopher
Meanwhile I came across this;
(1) Put your wife in a room & lock it. Put your dog in another room & lock it !!! Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !
(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!) Don't laugh loud ---- The extended version says... 2) Put your husband in a room & lock it. Put your dog in another room & lock it !!! Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you'll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!!
3) Always keep your spouse’s picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: "if I can handle this, I can handle anything!"… Superb Attitude for Life!!
(4) If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable. If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy. (5) A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- "Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband… “Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…"!!!!
(6) Million Dollar Truth: If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your Friends. If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession. If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should change your spouse!! (7) Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body. (![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once… But many people still go to their in-laws place..? (9) Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day! Dad: What role are you playing? Pappu: A husband! Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues! (10) Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”. Man inside: “I am talking to my wife” (11) A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot” (12) Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor! (13) Best one line ad by a married man on OLX: "For Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake" OP, you are a CLOWN ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) LOL...Good job though. Loving number 4 and 11 wella..... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by UjSizzle(f): 5:57am On Oct 06, 2015 |
Abeg remove teaching from that list. We need to get rid of people who aren't trained educators out of our schools. Frustrated individuals (from the labour market) breed frustrated students. We can't go on like this. |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by masterpix(m): 6:05am On Oct 06, 2015 |
HighIQ: HAPPY INDEPENDENCE TO YOU ALL!!!
You can still be who you want to be!. Checkout the professions you can equally practice without studying it as course in the university.
1)BANKING : This profession is now flooded with workers who had graduated from courses not relating to banking profession. Imaging someone who had studied Yoruba or chemical engineering in the university but later got employed in a bank. This set of people only needed to be trained on some banking activities after they had been employed after which they are good to go.
2)TEACHING- It is very possible in Nigeria for someone who never studied education or any course relating to education emerging as a teacher.Regardless of the course you had studied, the point is- teaching can still be practiced by any graduate even without having an NCE or Degree in Education.
3)PHOTOGRAPHY- Do you know there is a course called photography? Tell me what are they studying in it? Even people who had only primary six certificate can do this job perfectly too.I don't see any reason me studying photography as a course before i can be a guru in it.
4)FARMING- I don't need to learn agriculture as a course in the university before i can own a farm. Anybody can easily be trained in this profession. There are books and handouts out there that can train you on fishery,snail rearing,pig farming etc or even on cultivation of crops. You could also find adequate answers to any question on farming you "Google search" online. Seminars on farming are also common where prospecting farmers are trained in farming. It can also be learned directly too from other farmers. This job can be practiced regardless of whether you are a doctor, lawyer,politician, or a banker. I know of a former president of this country, who owns a mega farm settlement despite the fact he never went to university not to talk of studying agriculture as a course.
5)DRAMA/FILM MAKING: an actor was once asked what he studied in the university and he replied "law". This answer made us to understand that anybody can become an actor,musician or artiste, irrespective of the course he or she had studied. You might have observed that hardly would you see any actor or musician in Nigeria who studied drama or music right back in school.Some of them are graduates of Law, medicine, accounting etc The 'funniest' thing is that those people may even come out better than people who had studied it as a course.
6)CHEMISTRY/INDUSTRIAL CHEMISTRY- Let me ask you a question. Is Aliko Dangote a graduate of industrial chemistry or chemistry? Of course not.But today he is a proud owner of a multi-billion dollar company in Nigeria that has provided jobs to many Nigerians. Other industries are also coming up in Nigeria today ranging from plastic industry to pure water industry, food,cream,rubber,biscuit,cements,sugar,salt industries and so on. The works performed in those industries can easily be learned from a specialist over a short period of time mostly from someone who had knowledge in chemistry or chemical engineering. You would no longer require the presence of such specialist after you had grabbed and finished up with those training. Meaning, you become a sole proprietor of those works and even train and employ others on it. So regardless of the course you had studied in the university, you too can learn the practical aspect of chemistry too and establish your own industry too. Thank God we have a lot of seminars that are been organized to teach people on how to make soap, nylon, asbestos etc. And from there you can be a millionaire and a proud owner of your own industry without having a certificate in chemistry
7)ICT PROFESSION- Some ICT companies now make huge money training people on computing, web designing, programming etc. The larger percentage of those attending such trainings and seminars are mostly computer illiterates. Certificates may even be handed over to them at the end of the training. This means that a computer- illiterate who had no knowledge in computing before would now turn to an expert making money through ICT and even training others without passing through the corridor of the department of computer science
8_ ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING- If you ask someone to get you an electrician to help you fix the wiring cables in your new house, don't be surprised if you see an o'level certificate holder at your door step ready to do the job.And this set of people would do this job perfectly and to your amazement. You now wonder if someone who had only o'level or even no education could be so perfect in fixing any damage to any appliance how much more a graduate who probably might have read courses like accounting, English etc and courses who had no link to science or electricity. If an illiterate or semi illiterate could be so perfect in it after learning about electricity, it means you can grab and understand such job perfectly too after learning it. Even though you never attended technical college nor learned about electricity or electronic in the university. I know of people who are civil servants and who also ventures in this job as a second-hand or part time profession .
9)MECHANICAL ENGINEERING- This is even worst!! Many people who work as a 'Radionic', car mechanic,generator repairer etc are mostly not graduate of this course. This job can easily be learned directly without holding a pen from the workers of such job who are mostly either illiterate or semi illiterates. Okay, tell me - is that mechanic near your house or that man who often fix your generator for you a graduate?. I'm sure i would have 80% 'No' as answer. This means any person or graduate can do well in this job even without learning it as course in the university .
10)MASS COMMUNICATION- Learning mass communication as a course in a tertiary institution is a tremendous waste of time. A graduate of English language, linguistics,language or even any other course can still become a tv/radio presenter, newscaster, a programme anchor even without having a certificate in mass communication. written by http://MUYIWAOGUNNAIKE..com.ng/2015/09/professions-in-nigeria-you-dont-need-to.html @op do you think an Engineer is the same as craft man or technician an Engineer can do both design and follow a standard of job specification and also interpreat a drawing which the other 2 cannot do |
Re: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by khassy(m): 6:10am On Oct 06, 2015 |
gentleman100: lafs, or anatomy, sebi nah mortuary attendant job. I guess the guy just got a job in an area he doesn't have a formal knowledge about. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |