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| Why I Never Visit Rich People by Gnexplore: 8:34pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
Question: "What would you like to drink , fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or coffee?" Answer: "Tea please" Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?" Answer: " Ceylon tea please" Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?" Answer: "White please" Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?" Answer: "Milk please " Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?" Answer: "Cow milk please." Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?" Answer : " Afrikaner cow please." Question: " Warm or cold?" Answer: "Warm please." Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?" Answer: "Umm , I'll rather take it black please." Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Answer: "With sugar please." Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?" Answer: "Cane sugar please." Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?" Answer: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please." Question: "Mineral or still water ? " Answer: "Mineral water please." Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?" Answer: "Hey futsek mann! Just get me water from the river, I don't wanna know which river, and stop asking me too many questions. NXA! |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by babonboard(f): 10:35pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
serious lol But come to think of it,is true too much money flenty options God help us |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by Nobody: 11:01pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
lol |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by showbobo(m): 12:27am On Apr 20, 2009 |
I saw this on here 34564times in 2007,56433times in 2008 and this would be the 65478th time i would be seeing it this year, . . . . . huh??  |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by Nobody: 12:34am On Apr 20, 2009 |
 . . . hav neva seen it b4 |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by showbobo(m): 1:03am On Apr 20, 2009 |
Ziggy_mama:Infact,I'm the original writer of the joke |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by Nobody: 1:21am On Apr 20, 2009 |
ok Showbooboo  i don hear u . . . .but am free to lol at any  |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by naijababe2(f): 9:29am On Apr 20, 2009 |
showbobo:you wish. |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by Lolabbey: 9:34am On Apr 20, 2009 |
pretends not 2 hav heard showbbo, . , , .mehn i love dis joke  |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by romsky: 9:36am On Apr 20, 2009 |
roff it too though i can recite it even while asleep but i dont lie o |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by spoilt(f): 9:39am On Apr 20, 2009 |
Good one. real funny. The strange thing is that many really rich people i know will not even offer you water to drink when you go to their homes!  |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by romsky: 9:41am On Apr 20, 2009 |
spoilt dat is bcus u go there empty handed no bone 4 d dogs self |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by Lolabbey: 9:47am On Apr 20, 2009 |
too bad |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by romsky: 9:49am On Apr 20, 2009 |
so y spoilt go dey form hia say rich peeps lyk me no nice |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by Lolabbey: 9:56am On Apr 20, 2009 |
abeg dash me 5m |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by Ben13: 9:57am On Apr 20, 2009 |
romade wey no fit boast of 20,000 |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by romsky: 9:59am On Apr 20, 2009 |
lyk say u know wetin i need |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by Lolabbey: 10:01am On Apr 20, 2009 |
hahahahah,see rich peep oooo |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by Ben13: 10:04am On Apr 20, 2009 |
that laff sounds familiar. |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by Lolabbey: 10:09am On Apr 20, 2009 |
it shld, .hahhahaahahahahahah |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by romsky: 10:17am On Apr 20, 2009 |
c as u dey use all mouth laff |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by Ben13: 10:22am On Apr 20, 2009 |
and she never wash the poor mouth o |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by romsky: 10:23am On Apr 20, 2009 |
no sun to dry her tit now |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by Ben13: 10:36am On Apr 20, 2009 |
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| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by romsky: 10:39am On Apr 20, 2009 |
ya eye go soon run 4 ground |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by Ben13: 10:40am On Apr 20, 2009 |
report to police na |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by romsky: 10:42am On Apr 20, 2009 |
i am not generous or patriotic & d police isnt my pal |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by Lolabbey: 10:42am On Apr 20, 2009 |
no nearby police station |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by naijababe2(f): 10:46am On Apr 20, 2009 |
Ben20001:d person dat has minus zero naira in his savannah bank a/c |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by romsky: 10:51am On Apr 20, 2009 |
but dem liquidate with my money |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by Ben13: 10:52am On Apr 20, 2009 |
confirmed. |
| Re: Why I Never Visit Rich People by romsky: 10:54am On Apr 20, 2009 |
fanx o jare eva present confirmer |
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