'WHY I NEVER VISIT RICH PEOPLE'




Question:       What would you like to have, ? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo or Coffee?
Answer:       tea please
Question:        Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice
tea or Green tea
Answer:         Ceylon tea
Question:      How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer:         white
      Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk
Answer:         With milk
Question:        Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk
Answer:         With cow milk please.
Question:         Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer:          Umm, I'll take it black.
Question:       Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer:         With sugar
Question:           Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer:               Cane sugar
Question:          White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer:         Forget about tea just give me a glass of water
                    instead.
Question:      Mineral water or still water?
Answer:        Mineral water
Question:        Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer:          leave it alone, I would rather die from thirst!

lol

More than four users on nairaland have give this same reason for not visiting rich folks! Wats up wit dat??

@migs rich chicks are really tough. What about clem don't let ituen get in the way and stop being jealous.

@migs rich chicks are really tough. Not all of them though there are some who would still chase you till you die, just like the four girl's on my tail i was telling you about they even though you didn't believe me. What about clem don't let ituen get in the way and stop being jealous.

@migs rich chicks are really tough. Not all of them though there are some who would still chase you till you die, just like the four girl's on my tail i was telling you about they even though you didn't believe me. What about clem don't let ituen get in the way and stop being jealous.

hahaaa come visit i wont ask you anything to drink or eat , lol

@rich dad
then she'll post
"WHY I DON'T VISIT TIGHT-FISTED FOLKS"
tho some ppl com "visiting" and all they want to hear is "wat do we offer u?" even wen u say som'n lyk "wuld u lyk to see a movie?" they re so carid away they culd say "yes please, rice will do"

aaahhhhhhhh! thats a goog one.you got me lol
some one please help me cos am laughing my head out.

aaahhhhhhhh!  thats a goog one.you got me lol
some one please help me cos am laughing my head out.

Migines:

@rich dad
then she'll post
"WHY I DON'T VISIT TIGHT-FISTED FOLKS"
tho some people com "visiting" and all they want to hear is "what do we offer u?" even when u say som'n like "wuld u like to see a movie?" they re so carid away they culd say "yes please, rice will do"

Lucyc i help you remove your head if you don't mind.

tope_teadr so if i give you my head,you go just pull am out.you heartless no be small,any way sha you funny ooohh

@Lucyc don't tell me you're tripping i am only 16 yrs old and already have a girlfriend named tope. My real name is TEMIDAYO even though i am older than migines.

*LAUGHING AT TOPE*
16 nd u sed u left sec a very long tym ago i guess ur gF is 12yrs a little older than my x girl F's ist child.

Luyc rember t-pains song (she gave me a wink i winked back and then i think that we're hitting off something proper like) that sound's more like it. *mimi darling don't get jealous*.

Sorry my girlfriend's 17 but you'll never know i could have posted her pics but i don't trust nairalander's.

tope_teadr:

Sorry my girlfriend's 17 but you'll never know i could have posted her pics but i don't trust nairalander's.

I THINK SHE IS UGLY OR MAYBE YOU ARE NOT PROUD OF HER(am i shouting)

@lucyc
i think its d oda way round. . . . She's NOT proud of him.

@lucyc
i think its d oda way round. . . . She's NOT proud of him.

you right, that is even if he has one

Seem's i've offended someone. Whoever i may offend i plead on my knees. For i do not want a fight.

I hereby appeal to all nairalander's to forgive me of anything i might hv done.

But you guy's should know how to coun't a joke.

Oh my GOD i'm gonna die if someone does not forgive me and quit from nairaland.

Na by force to get 10,000 posts?

hahahahhaaaaaaa

this is third time I seeing this Joke on Nairaland from 3 different posters