Ladies and gentlemen, what you are about to read is not taught in marriage counseling classes neither can you find it any marriage book. It is borne out of some wealth of experience and some street-baked hearsay. If you are single, you better grab a chair and pay close attention to all the items on the list.
Here you go
1. Buy new set of briefs /underwear
You need new set of briefs/underwear. Don’t argue this!Lol.
Before your wedding night, you have become so used to doing things your own way; wear whatever you loved, the way you love it especially your boxers and pants, after all, nobody sees what you have under your clothes. Not anymore! The equation changes from your wedding night so also your briefs/underwear. You have to make good first impression on your wedding night. You don’t want to strip down only for your partner to see some torn pants or not so clean or some smelly pant. Or for the guys, smelly or worn out boxers. No! No! Be fresh!
2. Shave down there. Armpit too
It is awesome that you have succeeded in keeping your legs to yourself all these years. Congratulations my dear! However, you know from your wedding night, all that will change. Yes! And just as we said in the case of underwear, there is the likelihood that you don’t bother so much about how down there looks, right? Well, the equation is about to change now. Before your wedding night, get busy and make down there as clean as possible. Trim everything to size or shave everything off.
3.Go for some choreography classes
This is not a must but you really need to make sure you are flexible enough for the much awaited night. In all honesty, you need some degree of flexibility to fully consummate your night otherwise you might end up with some serious body ache by the time you wake up the morning after.
4.Buy some deodorants
There’s no long story here. You need to smell good that night. I’m sure you wouldn’t want your man/woman to fall under the anointing of the smell of your armpit. Smell good, no stories.
5.Save some energy for the night
Mind how you dispense of energy on your wedding day. I know you need to dance to celebrate this special day but you really need to save some energy for what is about to come.
Hint:I think you might want to watch how your partner is dancing to determine how much energy to dispense. In case he/she is not dancing too hard, watch it, he/she might be planning big for the night. Wisdom is profitable to direct.
6. Change your toothbrush
You need to change your toothbrush especially if the one you have days before your wedding night has flattened brittle. Don’t embarrass yourself o!
7. Buy a correct nighty
This is a must have. I know you like your wrapper, eh eh, not on your first night. You must wear something fit for the moment. A footballer dresses for his match. A banker dresses for his customers. Dress for the night but please don’t tie wrapper.
8. Watch loads of movies
The week of your wedding should not be the most stressful for you. In fact, find a way to make yourself happy. Watch loads of movies or listen to music. Be happy, laugh, laugh again and again after all, it is your wedding we are talking about here.
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Neitzsche

9. Use buruntashi


10. I dey come .....

I find the choreography part...... Funny

All diz guyz dat wear chelsea boxer shud change it

For dem gurls, red G-strings pant wil b kul



No 3 sha Na acrobatic night?

Let me get my record book

Dekadet:
Ladies and gentlemen, what you are about to read is not taught in marriage counseling classes neither can you find it any marriage book. It is borne out of some wealth of experience and some street-baked hearsay. If you are single, you better grab a chair and pay close attention to all the items on the list.
Here you go
1. Buy new set of briefs /underwear
You need new set of briefs/underwear. Don’t argue this!Lol.
Before your wedding night, you have become so used to doing things your own way; wear whatever you loved, the way you love it especially your boxers and pants, after all, nobody sees what you have under your clothes. Not anymore! The equation changes from your wedding night so also your briefs/underwear. You have to make good first impression on your wedding night. You don’t want to strip down only for your partner to see some torn pants or not so clean or some smelly pant. Or for the guys, smelly or worn out boxers. No! No! Be fresh!
2. Shave down there. Armpit too
It is awesome that you have succeeded in keeping your legs to yourself all these years. Congratulations my dear! However, you know from your wedding night, all that will change. Yes! And just as we said in the case of underwear, there is the likelihood that you don’t bother so much about how down there looks, right? Well, the equation is about to change now. Before your wedding night, get busy and make down there as clean as possible. Trim everything to size or shave everything off.
3.Go for some choreography classes
This is not a must but you really need to make sure you are flexible enough for the much awaited night. In all honesty, you need some degree of flexibility to fully consummate your night otherwise you might end up with some serious body ache by the time you wake up the morning after.
4.Buy some deodorants
There’s no long story here. You need to smell good that night. I’m sure you wouldn’t want your man/woman to fall under the anointing of the smell of your armpit. Smell good, no stories.
5.Save some energy for the night
Mind how you dispense of energy on your wedding day. I know you need to dance to celebrate this special day but you really need to save some energy for what is about to come.
Hint:I think you might want to watch how your partner is dancing to determine how much energy to dispense. In case he/she is not dancing too hard, watch it, he/she might be planning big for the night. Wisdom is profitable to direct.
6. Change your toothbrush
You need to change your toothbrush especially if the one you have days before your wedding night has flattened brittle. Don’t embarrass yourself o!
7. Buy a correct nighty
This is a must have. I know you like your wrapper, eh eh, not on your first night. You must wear something fit for the moment. A footballer dresses for his match. A banker dresses for his customers. Dress for the night but please don’t tie wrapper.
8. Watch loads of movies
The week of your wedding should not be the most stressful for you. In fact, find a way to make yourself happy. Watch loads of movies or listen to music. Be happy, laugh, laugh again and again after all, it is your wedding we are talking about here.
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from experience, all these are bull shit crappy. They dont matter. Cos at dis point, u are in...all things bco m real...no more euphorial believes.....so rather, b yur self and be open to new experinces