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Bayern Munich Better Than Sex - Mario Basler by nsiazu: 5:45pm On Oct 08, 2015 |
Mario Basler has got a little excited when describing Pep Guardiola's record-breaking Bayern Munich... describing watching the team like having "dream sex with your dream woman 37times in a row". Sunday's 5-1 win over nearest Bundesliga rivals Borussia Dortmund has seen the reigning champions notch 24 goals in their opening eight games, with Robert Lewandowski already notching 18 goals for club and country. Basler, who scored Bayern's early goal in the 1999Champions League final loss to Manchester United, was superlative with his praise of the team's form, going on quite the ode littered with very visual similes." This Bayern is like dream sex with your dream woman, 34 times in a row," he wrote in build. "This Bayern is like rivers of beer, that never end. This Bayern is like 300 days of holidays a year, and the rest is free." I love the meticulousness of [Pep] Guardiola fromthe touchline and from [Philipp] Lahm on the pitch. I admire the momentum from [Thomas] Muller and [Douglas] Costa, the goal-lust from Lewandowski." When asked if there was anyway Bayern could be stopped, Basler listed three tongue-in cheek responses - such as losing a player every time they score, before adding: "Or bring [Jurgen] Klinsmann back as coach." source: http://m.goal.com/x/en/news/13712/extra-time/2015/10/08/16127762/bayern-better-than-dream-sex-with-your-dream-woman Nairalanders is it true? Cc: Lalasticlala
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Re: Bayern Munich Better Than Sex - Mario Basler by wordbank(m): 6:11pm On Oct 08, 2015 |
So romantic |
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