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Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No S*x Tonight- A2 Waziri by Yasirarafat: 10:44pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
One evening last week, my wife and
I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she
eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I
just want you to hold me.”
I said “WHAT?!!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every
husband on the planet dreads to
hear “You’re just not in touch with
my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me to satisfy your
physical needs as a man.”
She responded to my puzzled look by
saying, “Can’t you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you
in the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to
happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the
day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and
then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store.
I walked around with her while she
tried on several different very
expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide
which one to take so I told her we’ll
just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment
her new clothes, so I said let’s get a
pair for each outfit.
We went on to the jewelry
department where she picked out a
pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you … she was so excited.
She must have thought I was one
wave short of a shipwreck!
I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis
bracelet when she doesn’t even know
how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I
said, “That’s fine, honey.”
She was almost nearing sexual
satisfaction from all of the
excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she
finally said, “I think this is all dear,
let’s go to the cashier.”
I could hardly contain myself when I
blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel
like it.”
Her face just went completely blank
as her jaw dropped with a baffled
“WHAT!!!”
I then said, “Really honey! I just
want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while. You’re just not in touch with
my financial needs as a man enough
for me to satisfy your shopping
needs as a woman.”
And just when she had this look like
she was going to kill me I added,
“Why can’t you just love me for who
I am and not for the things I buy
you?”
Apparently I’m not having s*x
tonight either … |
Re: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No S*x Tonight- A2 Waziri by yanabasee(m): 11:17pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Lol.... Try this with some ladies and ur divorce will last till ur hundredth lives!... From one incarnation to next! ![]() |
Re: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No S*x Tonight- A2 Waziri by OkunrinMeta: 12:19am On Oct 18, 2015 |
Lol. You are not having sex again this year, not just tonight. |
Re: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No S*x Tonight- A2 Waziri by benedict100(m): 1:42am On Oct 18, 2015 |
I love diz lalasticala......MOVE AM straight to fp |
Re: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No S*x Tonight- A2 Waziri by Dekatron(m): 2:04am On Oct 18, 2015 |
![]() Ehm. . . . Pardon me, but I dont get it. ![]() |
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