stop eating rice and beans too much

y me, What if the fart dey come out from ma mouth sef when I kiss him well well with ma pink sausage lips?    

I no want him die on the ground oo    

Platinum, I no eat rice and beans naa. Am just talentd in farts

gab its offtopic thread not complaints

@gab
buy mouth spray abeg

and if e nor work, make the bobo take am as modern days perfum

take lots of tums gabby and eat papaya regulary to flush ur system

gabrywylll,

only gawd get solution to your farty farty problem.
i swear,

or look at studio's profile pic. . . while on the toilet!

It will immediately flush any remaing poop/gas that u have.

See you guys. LOL No mind me ooo. . . I was really bored naaa. . . Any handsome guy in da house make we fit toast em?

Pc guru is the only handsome guy here any one miss me

I'm leaving for 9ja in  a few hours!!!


See yall next week,

Gonna miss:
Oxone <-- yall betta leave my husband alone o
Bluespice
Monestone
Tope2000 or 50000??
~Sauron~ 
Davidlayan
Follypimpin
OgodiBoi
Yme
St☆rStruck
ToyinRayo
Goodass

Anyone else . . . my bad

Miss ya see ya next week

My dear, leaving for Nigeria is no reason to miss your naira friends. It's not like the internet is inaccessible from Nigeria.

C2H5OH:

My dear, leaving for Nigeria is no reason to miss your naira friends. It's not like the internet is inaccessible from Nigeria.

yeah I really wont have time to travel to a cafe. So I'll have to wait till I come back, I'm going to a remote place.

gabrywyl:

y me, What if the fart dey come out from ma mouth sef when I kiss him well well with ma pink sausage lips?   

I no want him die on the ground oo   

Platinum, I no eat rice and beans naa. Am just talentd in farts

lol
The next time you have the feeling while kissing, just grab his head tight, kiss him deep and release the fart straight into his mouth.

platinumnk:


they don't have any. they distrust like 99% of nigerians, which is sad

You are right on point there.
I wonder why some Nigerians In Diaspora have that kind of distrust for their fatherland.
I have relations in S.A( uncle aunt and cousins who all grew up here but went there a long time ago)who are scared of coming home for a visit.
Imagine! common south africa oo and to further compound the stupidity, one of my cousins is dating a young man here and the parents won't allow her come down saying the guy should come over.
Imagine That.

pc guru:

Pc guru is the only handsome guy here any one miss me

Oh yaa! Where have you been?!?!? Been calling you since dinner!!! Abi ooo . . . I do miss u naa.

platinumnk:

I'm leaving for 9ja in a few hours!!!


See yall next week,

Gonna miss:
Oxone <-- yall betta leave my husband alone o
Bluespice
Monestone
Tope2000 or 50000??
~Sauron~
Davidlayan
Follypimpin
OgodiBoi
Yme
St☆rStruck
ToyinRayo
Goodass

Anyone else . . . my bad

Miss ya see ya next week

Do have a safe and wonderful trip sweety. When u come back, do tell us all about your trip naa.

IFELEKE:

lol
The next time you have the feeling while kissing, just grab his head tight, kiss him deep and release the fart straight into his mouth.
You are right on point there.

O ya baby! Come hia make me kiss u sharp sharp!

gabrywyl:


Do have a safe and wonderful trip sweety. When u come back, do tell us all about your trip naa.

thanks gabrywyll,

I will.

@ studio43
nah you dey travel, my frd ja-si-be
gab abeg studio want make you kiss am

@platinumnk
i will miss you darling,
have a safe trip

gabrywyl:


O ya baby! Come hia make me kiss u sharp sharp!

Haba gabrywyl, I just proffered solution now, I didnt volunteer for the test run.
Try it with him and let me know the outcome

Ifeleke, happy mothers day o

@Platunik
Do have a safe trip and bring me back some naija food.

You'll also be missed

mothers day for where?

Oh, how can I forget y me who gave Ifeleke 3 sons and 3 daughters?

Happy mother's day, my dear.

You know we loff ya

where the sons and daughters from come

you don start to dey dream again abi?

all the same, happy mothers day too

Where else will they come from if not from our loving God?

Just enjoy your children and send them to good schools.

Thanks baby

FL Gators!:

Ifeleke, happy mothers day o

Dearie,Today is Mother's Day?_{will call my ma immediately}

FL Gators!:

Oh, how can I forget y me who gave Ifeleke 3 sons and 3 daughters?

lol
Hw did you know I want 6?. . ._{though I prefer 4 girls and 2 boys . . .(y me, what say you?)}
and hw have u been?. . .I dropped some lines for you @the Culture Sec.

y me, get online.Te echo Menos

studio43:


thanks gabrywyll,

I will.

LOL! Yeye boy

y me:


gab abeg studio want make you kiss am

I will nevr do that now cause afta all his 10 wives will beat me up ooo

IFELEKE:

Haba gabrywyl, I just proffered solution now, I didnt volunteer for the test run.
Try it with him and let me know the outcome

Common now. I know u want it badly!

gabrywyl:

Common now. I know u want it badly!

For Where?
To allow hot air force it's way in a rather unpleasant way down my throat? No Gab, I'll Pass.

@IFELEKE
Yea, how can you forget such day as today
I dey vex for you oh

You want six? Honey,you better calm down.
That's too much!! chei!!
yme would be looking like a basket ball after the sixth one

will check the cultural sec

FL Gators!:

@IFELEKE
Yea, how can you forget such day as today
I dey vex for you oh

Imagine me, funny enough she left my place this morning. . .

FL Gators!:


You want six? Honey,you better calm down.
That's too much!! chei!!
yme would be looking like a basket ball after the sixth one

6 isn't much for me o, Infact, It's my Ideal Plan.
y me will look just like sweet 16 after the sixth. . .trust me

@gab
fi--------------------le oh
dont practice it with my sweet amigo  

@FL Gators
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i still dey kampe
and me too want six o, but dey said it is too much
since my sweet amigo is cool with, no probs then

@IFELEKE
awwwww, she came to visit?
That's cool.
But I think March was mother's day over there.
Maybe that's why.

6, because of what
Better to have more than enough to take care of them than not to have much to take care of them.

Onyeka Onwenu & King Sunny Ade : Wait for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGIp3gVuslY





@yme
Hope say no be my brother's head you go put the 6 pikins weight.
I dey watch una o.
6? ah ahn

FL Gators

i cant wait o, you want some one else to take him away from me because of love abi

any way we are gonna share the kids, three for him and three for me

someone else ke?
hell nah. you're the purrfect amigo

just so ya know, ekiti men are stubborn, so, be careful o