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The 3 Pastors by mykali(m): 8:36pm On Apr 27, 2009
Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy Sunday.

They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one preaches to them.

Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks one pastor thought of sharing his heart with others.

He said " guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each other with our weaknesses". They all agreed to this.

This pastor said " Gentlemen I need help! The people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking little by little but now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be fired"!

Another pastor said "brothers your sins are better than mine! I have slept with every woman in the church including married women. As I preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!"

The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. He looked excited. They thought he had a big story to tell.

He stood up and said " My brothers .  . . my problem is gossip!
I can't sit here anymore. I have to go and share this!
I will be back!''  grin


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Re: The 3 Pastors by Bbeee: 9:37pm On Apr 27, 2009
lmyo!!
Re: The 3 Pastors by jmkbond(f): 9:46pm On Apr 27, 2009
olopa ooooooooooo
Re: The 3 Pastors by studio43(m): 9:48pm On Apr 27, 2009
why u dey call olopa when u supposed to dey laugh, eventhough the joke nor funny undecided
Re: The 3 Pastors by jmkbond(f): 10:45pm On Apr 27, 2009
ure entitled to ur opinion
Re: The 3 Pastors by romsky: 8:48am On Apr 28, 2009
studio has no opinion
Re: The 3 Pastors by Lolabbey: 1:09pm On Apr 28, 2009
lmao cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy#@ joke
Re: The 3 Pastors by blissieng(f): 1:13pm On Apr 28, 2009
Jokes funny men, gets me everytime.

LOL

Well done Mykal
Re: The 3 Pastors by Ben13: 1:14pm On Apr 28, 2009
grin lol. Mykolo you've made my day.

u must be the third pastor and lola, romade etc will kill and fire those two cheesy
Re: The 3 Pastors by romsky: 3:01pm On Apr 28, 2009
ya mouth don dey drawl again
Re: The 3 Pastors by Lolabbey: 3:06pm On Apr 28, 2009
e just chop okro finish
Re: The 3 Pastors by jmkbond(f): 10:55pm On Apr 28, 2009
min je gba
Re: The 3 Pastors by aristole(m): 6:04pm On Apr 29, 2009
@ Poster,

A nice post u got there though it's C nd P.[quote][/quote]
Re: The 3 Pastors by D1KeleVra(m): 7:23pm On Apr 29, 2009
lol nice joke. cheesy i think that's Clem tho'
Re: The 3 Pastors by mykali(m): 2:11pm On May 02, 2009
@all

thanx guyzz

@studio

when was the last time you tried to post a joke?
Re: The 3 Pastors by bblacky(f): 3:53pm On May 02, 2009
ahahahahahahahaha, eeehahahahahah.mmmmmmm, ewo chinkemeeeee, chei, una no go kill me 4 dis house
Re: The 3 Pastors by sylve11: 4:38pm On May 02, 2009
@poster,
omo u wan kill me o, my jaw bone don crack becos off laff shocked cool
Re: The 3 Pastors by oYaTo(m): 2:31pm On May 03, 2009
good one. . cheesy
Re: The 3 Pastors by blackweaver(m): 2:42pm On May 03, 2009
no problem as long as he doesn't mention names
Re: The 3 Pastors by systems: 3:54pm On May 03, 2009
nice one. I couldn't stop laughing.


blackweaver:

no problem as long as he doesn't mention names

He definitely will do so
Re: The 3 Pastors by mykali(m): 5:27pm On May 03, 2009
lol. he is likely to do so. grin
Re: The 3 Pastors by clemcykul(f): 2:37pm On May 04, 2009
@dickele
lol i wish u the same
Re: The 3 Pastors by D1KeleVra(m): 3:20pm On May 04, 2009
Oh My! Thanks! smiley
Re: The 3 Pastors by clemcykul(f): 3:40pm On May 04, 2009
ure welcome dear *lunch is ready*
Re: The 3 Pastors by Lolabbey: 4:02pm On May 04, 2009
tastes it . . , chaiii too much salt , . . wen will u learn to cook?
Re: The 3 Pastors by clemcykul(f): 5:01pm On May 04, 2009
till hell freezes over


;d
Re: The 3 Pastors by D1KeleVra(m): 5:45pm On May 04, 2009
*grabs his wallet and car keys* i'm eating out tonight smiley
Re: The 3 Pastors by sylve11: 11:17am On May 05, 2009
shocked cool
Re: The 3 Pastors by Lolabbey: 11:23am On May 05, 2009
dikele room don open for you to keep late nites
Re: The 3 Pastors by mykali(m): 7:21pm On May 05, 2009
why will you not eat Clemcy's delicious food. i hear its quite nutritious.
Re: The 3 Pastors by D1KeleVra(m): 8:06pm On May 05, 2009
It is. . . but i was out with some other chick that night and when I got home Clem says. . . "ure welcome dear *lunch is ready" She has never said that b4. . . I am eating out and i am sleeping in a hotel, it isn't my time to go to the after-life. smiley
Re: The 3 Pastors by Arcani: 8:21pm On May 05, 2009
Coughing Uncontrollable

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