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The 3 Pastors by feelgood(m): 3:12pm On Jun 05, 2009 |
The 3 pastors Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy Sunday. They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one preaches to them. Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks one pastor thought of sharing his heart with others. He said "guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each other with our weaknesses". They all agreed to this. 1. This pastor said "Gentlemen I need help! The people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking little by little but now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be fired"! 2. Another pastor said "brothers your sins are better than mine! I have slept with every woman in the church including married women. As I preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!" 3. The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought he had a big story to tell. He stood up and said "My brothers my problem is gossip! I can't sit anymore. I have to share your stories with other people! I will be back! |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:50am On Jun 08, 2009 |
kick pastors ass ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Abbygyal(f): 8:45am On Jun 08, 2009 |
lol buh dis was posted here b4 na. . .i cnt shout mahn ![]() ![]() |
Re: The 3 Pastors by sylve11: 9:49am On Jun 08, 2009 |
we all know u have a tiny voice ![]() |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Abbygyal(f): 12:05pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
how do u knw dat? lol nawa |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Bbeee: 12:08pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
na true? ![]() ![]() |
Re: The 3 Pastors by sylve11: 12:22pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
yes na true ![]() |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Bbeee: 12:24pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
e dey smoke igbo ni? ![]() ![]() |
Re: The 3 Pastors by clemcykul(f): 11:13am On Jun 09, 2009 |
i think so |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Ogaga4Luv(m): 7:30pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
No,im not sure she can take in Ganja energy ![]() |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Jeovy(m): 7:46pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
nice joke ![]() |
Re: The 3 Pastors by mamagee3(f): 9:07pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
Just a senseless joke ![]() ![]() |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Abbygyal(f): 9:51am On Jun 10, 2009 |
Ogaga4Luv: dnt be so sure. . . . neways ganja or waeva its called isnt goood so why on earth should i take it?>>>>> |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:07am On Jun 10, 2009 |
Cock" Twisted milk"-is more preferable than ganja,its a great medicine to improve ur mentality in em the mad_familly!?!.,as a music_worm cant deny im an addict @ le food.lol i like. . . ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Abbygyal(f): 10:23am On Jun 10, 2009 |
twisted milk indeed |
Re: The 3 Pastors by StudioCFR(m): 7:37pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
Cock" Twisted milk"-is more preferable than ganja. Te hehehe hehehe ![]() |
Re: The 3 Pastors by mykali(m): 8:02pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
Mr Feelgood ![]() you are under arrest for the violation of Nairaland Copy and Paste Law and joke ownership Law of 1721 ![]() you are hearby sentenced to feel bad forever. i don post this joke b4 na. ![]() |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Ogaga4Luv(m): 8:17pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
Jealous Poster ,lol ![]() ![]() na your thread? ![]() mykali: |
Re: The 3 Pastors by mykali(m): 8:21pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
but its my joke naa? ![]() |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Ogaga4Luv(m): 8:46pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
How can you prove your ownership. . .this Crocodile tears doesn't Convince me oo ![]() c'mon stop crying bacause those tears wont make me to agree with you,lol. ![]() ![]() |
Re: The 3 Pastors by eniozed(m): 5:07am On Jun 11, 2009 |
won ti fi se ni.ki n'se bi eeeeeeee[color=#770077][/color] |
Re: The 3 Pastors by clemcykul(f): 9:11am On Jun 11, 2009 |
english pls |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Lolabbey: 9:51am On Jun 11, 2009 |
eeeeyaaaaa,speak igbo now.lol |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Ogaga4Luv(m): 4:29pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
![]() clemcykul: |
Re: The 3 Pastors by ashaby(f): 4:34pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
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Re: The 3 Pastors by tbaby4purpose2009: 2:53pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
if any pastor see dis joke he go put ure name 4 his list wey u go answer on the dee day |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Ogaga4Luv(m): 8:26pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
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Re: The 3 Pastors by Lolabbey: 3:47pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
werrin happen |
Re: The 3 Pastors by biola44: 4:33pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
pastors r meant 2 say d truth always, d 3rd paster aint all dat bad, ![]() |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Ben13: 5:35pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
I like the pastor 4 wat he is |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Lolabbey: 11:05am On Jun 16, 2009 |
na person like u nah |
Re: The 3 Pastors by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:28am On Jun 16, 2009 |
Anyway,who are these pastors sef 4 all? intelligent Crocks! from the madhouse ![]() |
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