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| All You Can Drink by Odeku(m): 9:44pm On Oct 29, 2005 |
A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half. Finally the bartender, bursting with curiousity, says, "I know it's none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole "drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one" routine?" "Well," slurred the man, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home." |
| Re: All You Can Drink by sweetnini(f): 11:58pm On Oct 29, 2005 |
funny |
| Re: All You Can Drink by fabian(f): 12:52pm On Oct 31, 2005 |
Hehehe! |
| Re: All You Can Drink by clemcykul(f): 9:50am On Apr 16, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: All You Can Drink by naijastyle: 9:53am On Apr 16, 2008 |
nice joke clem so you too have joined the gravediggers club. |
| Re: All You Can Drink by tufe(m): 3:25pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
na ur business clem, thankyou O' Jare  |
| Re: All You Can Drink by Lolabbey: 5:19pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
nice try |
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