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What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by okay2(m): 1:57am On May 07, 2009 |
i'm new here and want a new direction to 'romance'. can someone follow me bumper to bumper, ? Well its quite funny though but what would you do if your spouse farts loud in the midst of your friends meeting her newly? |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by tpiah: 2:23am On May 07, 2009 |
you die of shame and as soon as you resuscitate, dump her. if na you dey do the farting, then still dump her for making you fart in public. |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by platinumnk(f): 2:41am On May 07, 2009 |
lol |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by Orimili(m): 3:44am On May 07, 2009 |
okay!: In your attempt to change the direction of romance, you've actually provided more of the same content. I'm pretty sure someone else brought up the same inane topic. Nice attempt, though. |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by sistajay(f): 10:42am On May 07, 2009 |
If it was my man, I'd jump to his defence and say 'Honey I told you not to eat all da beanz'. If my friends are for real, they'd understand, we all have to exercise our butt hole now any again. |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by maray(f): 10:50am On May 07, 2009 |
i think loud and harmless is better dan silent and deadly,so far it didnt do any damage 2 my friends nose,its cool but |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by Nobody: 11:29am On May 07, 2009 |
for a newbie/first timer, you seem to know a likkle bit about this romance section. dude, nothing sets you and your thread apart from the garbage 'romance' is used to. i'll simply ask you to get in line. |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by spikedcylinder: 11:36am On May 07, 2009 |
Who no dey mess? |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by Ben13: 11:50am On May 07, 2009 |
Farting brings about relief jor |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by Nobody: 12:43pm On May 07, 2009 |
Is there a Law against farting? God gave use bum holes to fart from and farting is a gift of nature, Guys I hope you do realise that ladies are human too, they fart, poopoo, sweat and in some cases snore too, |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by Okanran(m): 1:03pm On May 07, 2009 |
@ OP: Not a cool way 2 introduce urself! Ur call anyways! @ Topic: There's nothing wrong with it. If it becomes persistent and unbearable, advise him/her to watch his/her diet or seek professional help. IMO, this ain' worth starting a topic for. |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by lizzyA(f): 1:06pm On May 07, 2009 |
is just too embarassing,i cant imagine my guy farting in public,dats disgusting |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by temi4rea(f): 1:13pm On May 07, 2009 |
common it smtin natural though it needs control. |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by yme1(f): 1:39pm On May 07, 2009 |
haba, that one is not good oooooooooooo |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by Nobody: 5:28pm On May 07, 2009 |
If she is is d type dat gets along with ur frnds as in pady pady,y'all can laf ova it, |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by v3: 5:31pm On May 07, 2009 |
rotllmao, I won't dump her, |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by dae(f): 5:55pm On May 07, 2009 |
LMAO @ topic As far as i know, farting is natural. What i expect is for everyone to laugh about it and get it over with. If he wanna break up wid me cos i farted, then - he's the king of kings of morons. |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by saintade01(m): 6:03pm On May 07, 2009 |
i ll just tell her three - two. (the scores) tell them is a competition cos i stil love her no matter what |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by StrStruck(f): 6:27pm On May 07, 2009 |
Women don't fart. |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by mntpaul(m): 6:37pm On May 07, 2009 |
It's fun to play the farting game. You know your comfy in your relationship when you no longer feel threatened by the stigma of social etiquette. |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by MaiSuya(m): 7:21pm On May 07, 2009 |
St☆rStruck: *raised eyebrow emoticon. . * |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by sistajay(f): 9:15pm On May 07, 2009 |
Women do fart, they lack confidence doin it in public, its a good thing some of us have a good bum control. My man can fart for Nigeria. |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by v3: 8:52am On May 08, 2009 |
@ starstruck, wtf!, women don't fart, OMG, My gf does it whenever she feels like, There was a time i was @ visafone in VI, I was chatttin-up this lady i met,cute girl, and all of a sudden, the air smelt nASTY, i knew it wasn't me so i gave her the "raised eye-brow look", and she juz let the rest rip, we had a good laff together and she apologised, Its kool to do it once in a while in public, especially inside a molue, God i can barely imagine the slaps n yabs you would receive for doing such, but its worth the risk anytime, |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by bluespice(f): 9:10am On May 08, 2009 |
lol if we are all cool ill tell his freinds to take him away or ask them where they found him else . . . |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by v3: 9:25am On May 08, 2009 |
@bluespice, NB: Look face b4 u fart ooo!, U no say dem dey take eyes dey kill or shoot person nowadays o!, Best places to practice the habit, NIGHTCLUBS(Mixed wit a gin n juice smell or cigs) produces a killer aroma, rotllmao @ my post, I can't continue, make i go defuse for restroom |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by MrCrackles(m): 9:29am On May 08, 2009 |
I will apologize on her behalf! |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by Oxone(m): 9:38am On May 08, 2009 |
wouldnt be too happy about it cos i'll want her to be a lady at all times especially after i must have finished bragging about her to my friends its a different issue if we alone though |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by v3: 9:41am On May 08, 2009 |
@ Mr. Crackles, Apologise ke, when she do am on purpose, b4 it happend, she woulda whisperd"SH, I'm cumin, " n i'll be like, "Tiz ok, these r my friends, let it out", talkin based on xperience |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by Secretz(f): 9:59am On May 08, 2009 |
Well If my guy farted infront of my friends I would join him and fart tooo, lol Then I would request that he do a colonic hydrotherapy! lol |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by unfaded(m): 10:03am On May 08, 2009 |
depends, if she's someone i just started seeing, then i might reconsider.but if we've being seeing each other for a while and probably i would want to spend the rest of my life with her, to hell with my friends. |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by Iegenti(m): 10:10am On May 08, 2009 |
men, its very embarassing, cos 1st impressions matters, & u know guys life, they will neva stop talking about it, so ladies try and control ur butts when in the midst of ur guy's pallies cos anything can happen, |
Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by Iegenti(m): 10:19am On May 08, 2009 |
[color=#990000][/color] what will u do when u come in2 ur girl's appartment, & suddenly, what u see is ur friend banging on ur shorty crazily, what will be ur 1stb reaction |
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