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Divorce:what Judges Hear by Ayankaa: 5:56am On May 13, 2009
A woman went to the court seeking a divorce, the judge asked her why she would want a divorce she replied that her husband sleeps naked at night. The judge now asked the man why she sleeps naked he then told the judge that his wife wets the bed so he is always afraid of getting his clothes wet.
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by sylve11: 9:00am On May 13, 2009
lol! cool
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by blissieng(f): 9:56am On May 13, 2009
WAS I supposed to laff?
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by ashaby(f): 10:21am On May 13, 2009
Posted by: blissieng 
WAS I supposed to laff?

haba u wicked o! u no even pity am at all

@poster
no mind am jare, u try for ur age!
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by sylve11: 10:38am On May 13, 2009
cool
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by ashaby(f): 10:42am On May 13, 2009
:-x
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by Lolabbey: 10:44am On May 13, 2009
error,ashaby abi na u be d wife wink
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by Ben13: 10:48am On May 13, 2009
bedwetting wife dey first go seek for divorce. mcheeeeeeeeew
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by Lolabbey: 10:51am On May 13, 2009
ben bella how far?
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by ashaby(f): 10:55am On May 13, 2009
@ lolaabbey
u don take ur dose this morning? abeg abeg, no just start o
grin
no let fear catch u, u hear? i no go beat u even though u deserve am. how u go talk say me, a whole bigz girls dey bed,
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by Ben13: 10:59am On May 13, 2009
na like this we take dey know liars. lipsrsealed

lola, I'm cool jor leave bedwetters alone
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by Lolabbey: 11:11am On May 13, 2009
b4 dem go infect me,i don run far
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by Ben13: 11:52am On May 13, 2009
you dey run like chioma Ajunwa abi
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by sylve11: 1:11pm On May 13, 2009
i begeeeeeeeee cool
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by Lolabbey: 1:49pm On May 13, 2009
i no fit shout ooooo
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by romsky: 1:59pm On May 13, 2009
noise maker lyk u dey form
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by Lolabbey: 2:02pm On May 13, 2009
u fit count how many times wey ur name don appear for ma noise makers' list
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by romsky: 2:06pm On May 13, 2009
yea cus na only 1 hand u go take count am
but ya own peron go need to borrow all nlders hands & legs to get an estimated figure
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by Ben13: 2:09pm On May 13, 2009
that's not fair for poor lola
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by romsky: 2:10pm On May 13, 2009
u want make i complete am with all d banned ones self?
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by Lolabbey: 2:41pm On May 13, 2009
shioooorrrrr
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by patkelly(f): 11:51am On May 14, 2009
hmmm
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by ashaby(f): 2:35pm On May 15, 2009
Ben20001:

that's not fair for poor lola

Indeed
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by Ben13: 2:37pm On May 15, 2009
Ashebi, that's exactly what Judges hear
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by clemcykul(f): 9:20pm On May 15, 2009
story
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by dani1luv: 7:05pm On May 16, 2009
lol @ yoke
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by clemcykul(f): 1:21pm On May 18, 2009
lol
@danis's shoes
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by Lolabbey: 1:23pm On May 18, 2009
wetin dey make u laff
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by romsky: 1:25pm On May 18, 2009
dani shoe dey do praise da Lord
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by Ben13: 3:32pm On May 18, 2009
I like it when shoes praise God. don't you?
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by Lolabbey: 2:04pm On May 19, 2009
u don use dat shoe search for job in all d streets of lagos
Re: Divorce:what Judges Hear by clemcykul(f): 3:16pm On May 19, 2009
ben shoe don undergo surgery tire, so tay the shoe dey ask am every morning (am i safe?)

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