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The Born Again Lion! by akintoso1(m): 2:57pm On Oct 15, 2006
grin smileyA prayer warrior was in the jungle fasting and praying. Suddenly, he sighted a lion charging towards him. He quickly closed his eyes and prayed, ``Fatherlord, let this lion become born again. When he opened his eyes, the lion in a kneeling position asked him ``are you through in your prayer;Answering yes, the lion said its own prayer, ``bless this food, oh lord for Christ sake. Amen, Stay cool & don't laugh too much. smiley smiley smiley grin grin grin
Re: The Born Again Lion! by lauryn(f): 1:57am On Oct 16, 2006
he was only born again thru Prayer
rotflaugh my friggin lil behind off grin grin grin
Re: The Born Again Lion! by angelz(f): 3:11am On Oct 16, 2006
Amen 2 d meat d gud lord has provided 4 dis patient lion.
Re: The Born Again Lion! by Pamperme: 11:25am On Oct 16, 2006
Phillipians: 4: 19. God answers prayers. Bet that lion will have a good day. cheesy cheesy cheesy

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