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The Born Again by ahmmstar(m): 1:14pm On Dec 13, 2006
A prayer warrior was in the jungle fasting and praying. Suddenly, he sighted a lion charging towards him. He quickly closed his eyes and prayed, ``Father lord, let this lion become born again. When he opened his eyes, the lion in a kneeling position asked him ``are you through in your prayer;Answering yes, the lion said its own prayer,: ``bless this food, oh lord for Christ sake. AMEN,
Re: The Born Again by sakish(f): 9:02pm On Dec 13, 2006
Dat is really funny grin
Re: The Born Again by bechex(m): 3:42pm On Dec 16, 2006
ahmmstar where did u dig that from , u got me laughing my *** off

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