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.akpos And The Cannibals by dayorlee(m): 5:40pm On Nov 12, 2015
Akpos, Musa and Rukewe were lost in a forest and
captured by cannibals. The king of d cannibals told
them they had a chance to live if only they could
pass a testl. The 1st step was to go deep into d
forest n get 10 pieces of d same kind of fruits.
The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. Rukewe came back and said to the king,
“I brought 10 apples”, the king explained the trial
to him, ‘you have to snif the fruits up into your butt
without any expression on your face or you will be
killed. The 1st apple went in, but on the 2nd one,
he winced out in pain, so he was killed. Akpos the smart guy arrived and showed the king
ten (10) berries. When d king explained the trial to
him, he thought to himself that this should be easy,
1,2,3,4 ,5,6,7,8 nd on the ninth berry, he burst out
in laughter and was killed.
Rukewe n Akpos met in heaven. The rukewe asked, “why did you laugh?”, you almost got away
with the trial”, Akpos replied,”I couldn’t help it, I
saw the Oga Musa coming with pineapples
Re: .akpos And The Cannibals by Olumayor1(m): 5:42pm On Nov 12, 2015
Space booked..... Happy birthday to maself... angry angry grin

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