Its barely a month we been apart from each other, I couldn't wait to pounce on her when she came back xtday evening, I quickly reached for the bra and tore it, staring at me was a half past boobiies(one don over big pass the other one).

I was like "bae, what happened to ur boobiie ni?? She said its normal that they will equal to their size soon. I wasn't myself shar, I never see this kind transformation for boobiie before. I nor know whether she and her people don go put something inside the bosom make I suck am then turn me to mumu, and she know say I like suck boobiie well well. All through the pre-intimacy, I sticked to the smaller one, neglecting the the other. She noticed and was using style to push it to me, I con use style dey push am comot, she dey use style put am for my mouth, I dey use style push am comot.

She got angry saying if I have the heart to abandon one of her boobiie coz of its deformity, say I go still get the mind take dump her if her pvssy don get part two.

Abeg all the guys here, una don see this kind tin for una babes boobiie before?

Obiorathesubtle, all those babes wey dey ur streets, I need inspections on their boobiie, get back to me with a report.

Lol....I can't stop laughing..I think I understand ur pidgin

This had me giggling, but I doubt the authenticity of this story though. I don't take people like this OP seriously.

SMH...you can lie for Africa...pinshure of the bwexts or....

you re heatless indeed.

why will u ignore one?
eh?
she wud have done same to u.

stupidity:
Its barely a month we been apart from each other, I couldn't wait to pounce on her when she came back xtday evening, I quickly reached for the bra and tore it, staring at me was a half past boobiies(one don over big pass the other one).

I was like "bae, what happened to ur boobiie ni?? She said its normal that they will equal to their size soon. I wasn't myself shar, I never see this kind transformation for boobiie before. I nor know whether she and her people don go put something inside the bosom make I suck am then turn me to mumu, and she know say I like suck boobiie well well. All through the pre-intimacy, I sticked to the smaller one, neglecting the the other. She noticed and was using style to push it to me, I con use style dey push am comot, she dey use style put am for my mouth, I dey use style push am comot.

She got angry saying if I have the heart to abandon one of her boobiie coz of its deformity, say I go still get the mind take dump her if her pvssy don get part two.

Abeg all the guys here, una don see this kind tin for una babes boobiie before?

Obiorathesubtle, all those babes wey dey ur streets, I need inspections on their boobiie, get back to me with a report.

padii. Dem don massage ya girlfriend bosom die! Shebi na the left one?

Omo. Ya babe dy cheat on you with aggressive nigga, just imagine. E never reach one month sef. The bosom don expand. The guy hand go dy like sampaper


Yes saaah! I go report back! I don dy notice the same thing for the girls dia breasts sef. One dy big pass one. And na the left bresss.

Pictorial evidence please

Lie or not...it got me doing nothing

FACT: Women's breast are never equal. The one on the left tends to be smaller
than that of right cos of the heart position and depending on the hand used too.

Mind you, anything 2 are not always equal. Starting from...
Your Arms
Toes
Eyeballs
Ears

Even your TESTACLES
Now that you refused to suck the shii u mentioned,
I guess ladies should start checking for the originality
and equal sizeness of balls b4 sucking em!

donTbone:

I guess ladies should start checking for the originality
and equal sizeness of balls b4 sucking em!

seriouslyy?? So my bae has been sheating on me!! She has never suck my balls before.

OP OP OP HOW MANY TIMES DID I CALL YOU....NEXT TIME SUCK THE TWO OR BETTER STILL CONCENTRATE MORE ON THE BIGGER ONE SO THEY WILL BOTH BE OF EQUAL SIZE...U CAN'T GIVE TAIYE ICE CREAM AND LIVE KEHINDE WITH NOTHING

I slacked it

Lmao.....[color=#000099][/color]