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Using The Bafarawa Prayer-technique, Answer The Following Questions; by NewGombawa: 9:52pm On Dec 06, 2015
Using the Bafarawa Prayer-Technique,
Answer the Following Questions;

(a) Evaluate the Prayer-Hours per day within the span of 6-weeks to change the mindset of the masses using Pw as Constant.
Pw =0 (Prayer-Warriors is a null set)

(b) Apply the Casino-Jinx on N=V(36S+A)
To maximize V;
where;
V=Votes; N=Naija; S=States; A=FCT

(c) State the Exchange Rate as at January 2015 of the Human to the Spirit-Currency at the Sokoto-Spirit Forex.

(d) Using the Spirit-Forex rate as at January 2015, Convert N4.6billion to the Spirit Currency at the Sokoto-Spirit Gateway.

(e) How many Bullion Vans are required to cart away N4.6Billion from Abuja to Sokoto at once.
And if they are travelling at 60km/h. Compute the TLT (Total Loot-Time) in that Looting-Aspect.

(f) Evaluate the impact of the imaginary Prayers
on the 2015 presidential election. Applying the following equations;
F(x)=x√P + j∆P
Where the Impact is a function of x, F(x);
P is prayer; j is an imaginary number and x is zero.

(g) Calculate the Force at which such Looters hit the net of the Anti-Corruption Agencies using the Change-Agenda Equation.
Re: Using The Bafarawa Prayer-technique, Answer The Following Questions; by GetUmad: 9:55pm On Dec 06, 2015
Please can I carry my textbook?
Re: Using The Bafarawa Prayer-technique, Answer The Following Questions; by NewGombawa: 9:57pm On Dec 06, 2015
Yess yes go ahead it is an open book test.
Re: Using The Bafarawa Prayer-technique, Answer The Following Questions; by larrymoore(m): 10:02pm On Dec 06, 2015
check solution below:
Re: Using The Bafarawa Prayer-technique, Answer The Following Questions; by 500samuel(m): 10:09pm On Dec 06, 2015
Chaii, i dont know d formular to use...runing to mr Rufus my maths teacher, eyah, i dont even know his whereabout. WANTED!!! Mr Rufus is wanted.
Re: Using The Bafarawa Prayer-technique, Answer The Following Questions; by kolaaderin: 10:17pm On Dec 06, 2015
Chai Chai Chai, this questions hard like kilode
Well I can gamble the answer for question f and g

F = zero impact
G = approximately 1 billion Nm^2 enough to break a one way ticket to kirikiri
Re: Using The Bafarawa Prayer-technique, Answer The Following Questions; by olosk(m): 10:20pm On Dec 06, 2015
My nigggggggga. Where the heck did u find dis? Dt shit cn only be solve by GEJ. Abeg u get his number?
Re: Using The Bafarawa Prayer-technique, Answer The Following Questions; by Saifullah01: 10:23pm On Dec 06, 2015
Let me try.

Using algebraic geometry should we assume stealing is <, = or > curruption, and if that be the case what coefficient should we use for change.
Re: Using The Bafarawa Prayer-technique, Answer The Following Questions; by superior1: 10:24pm On Dec 06, 2015
The teacher wey set this kin question should know [size=14pt]'There is God oooo'[/size]

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