My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." , na so fight take start!

Saturday morning I got up early without waking the wife, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up my fishing boat up to my 4x4 and proceeded to back out, into a torrential downpour! The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" , na so fight take start!



When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive, so, I took her to a petrol station. , na so fight take start!

Two lovers plan to commit Suicide. Boy jumped first. Girl closed her eyes, and returns back, saying 'love is blind'. The boy in mid-air opened his parachute, saying, 'love never dies'. Be wise, love is reasoning.

stale,

@ blissieng

u have never add any topic or post anytin since u join nairaland, check ur history ursef, it shows that all u special on is to condemn//criticize/abuse people's post/topic

u are good example of a f**kin ursef creature

Hand f**kin pyscho b*t*ch

i hate people like u

u are not even creative at all?

i wish i can delete u

DON FASZY:

@ blissieng

u have never add any topic or post anytin since u join nairaland, check ur history ursef, it shows that all u special on is to condemn//criticize/abuse people's post/topic

u are good example of a f**kin ursef creature

Hand f**kin pyscho b*t*ch

i hate people like u

u are not even creative at all?

i wish i can delete u

lollitto

loool. i cnt shout . .buh dis joke aint stale it was quite funi @ least i had a SMILE ON MY FACE

gbam

ehmmn me dnt knw sef. . . i no dey chop


u will neva change wiv dis i-bi-boi issue. . . so i [b]kinda [/b]accept my fate

lol i knw! very frustratin

Since the joke was Oh SOOOOOOOOO boring. . .

Here's somefin i thot would lyten up your sordy moods. .ble n co

I wrote diz myself. . .As there's NOTHING that beats D.I.Y.

Fear not my love
For you've won my love and conquered my heart
For you are my most prized possession
For in you, my heart's found true love and hapiness
So Angel
With every breathe of air in me. . I promise thee
Even if the mountains roar and the seas rage
Even if earth shakes and quakes. . then,
The ONLY force that'll be left standing in the midst of ALL these chaos
Is the un-ending love i have for you. . .

v3nom4eva:

Since the joke was Oh SOOOOOOOOO boring. . .

Here's somefin i thot would lyten up your sordy moods. .ble n co

I wrote diz myself. . .As there's NOTHING that beats D.I.Y.

Fear not my love
For you've won my love and conquered my heart
For you are my most prized possession
For in you, my heart's found true love and hapiness
So Angel
With every breathe of air in me. . I promise thee
Even if the mountains roar and the seas rage
Even if earth shakes and quakes. . then,
The ONLY force that'll be left standing in the midst of ALL these chaos
Is the un-ending love i have for you. . .

definitely nt a joke buh suprisingly i loved it! nice one venom

@Abby, why the "volte fasse"??

O ga o

Take another "joke"

A thousand times he kissed her in his dreams
And from that moment he believed they were meant to be
A thousand times he made love to her and he felt the universe rotate in his palms. .
On bended knees he traded everything, for a wish. . to spend eternity wit her. . .

Was he granted the wish. . .Wait for pt 2

hmmmmmmmmmn im twisted

@abby. . .

werin do ye?

Don

Relax, Joke section and everything I say na joke, I've said that plenty times. and I'm sure those big heads like Roma the Lama n co, can tell that.

Having said that, I said it was stale because it has been posted before.

If you look, you'd see I post alot, and get alot of backlashing, so I dish it out as I get it.


DANI, please help me beg Roma n Studio to reave me arone o!

@ ble ble ble sheep

akuko ki na ko

I talk to you?

Did I ko the akuko to you?
take the answer n smoke it in ya pipe!

if NOT for my gentlemanly ways. . .I woulda rained on you. . .

Smoke wht in wht pipe. . na ur hole dem suppose shove the pipe go. .

Silly nama

pls no spoil me for my mama o! ah ha, na by force? I say I no want,

go sell that 'thing' somewhere else.

v3nom4eva:

if NOT for my gentlemanly ways. . .I woulda rained on you. . .

Smoke wht in wht pipe. . na ur hole dem suppose shove the pipe go. .

Silly nama

omo, dis no be ruggedity sha, so put am for ur mind

oh ok, better like dis

DON FASZY:

@ blissieng

u have never add any topic or post anytin since u join nairaland, check ur history ursef, it shows that all u special on is to condemn//criticize/abuse people's post/topic

u are good example of a f**kin ursef creature

Hand f**kin pyscho b*t*ch

i hate people like u

u are not even creative at all?

i wish i can delete u

Te heehe hehehe                  
mehn, no be small thing o 




@poster,
i hate long stories.
no offence

blissieng:

Don


DANI, please help me beg Roma n Studio to reave me arone o!

i think sey u no dey fear before

Te hehe hehe,
e no go easy o lol

e go easy wit time

Studio,

Which part of LEAVE ME ALONE didnt you understand?

u no go skool ni?

*Dials Don Fazsy's Number*