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Types Of Slap Nigerians Are Familiar With by tdemo(m): 2:48pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
Do you know there are different types of slaps? Am telling you the fact bro. Slaps can be fun and dangerous depending on the situation you are receiving it. Below, I'llgive a list of the different types of slaps you may meet as you go through your day.There are 8 major types of slaps, they are:1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.2) REMARKABLE SLAP: This kind of slap was invented by SOLDIERS, it looks as if the person forget his hand onyour face. it shows the stretch hand mark of the slapper.3)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you're hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii,and voices n your head singing skelewu.4) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap fromguys who re stronger than you.5) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.6) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap , all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers.7)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don't need reply . eg: " Mark you slap me?..EMOTIONAL SLAP: This occurs between either a boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife. One partner by mistake slaps the other during foul play... |
Re: Types Of Slap Nigerians Are Familiar With by ERONX(m): 2:56pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
lol |
Re: Types Of Slap Nigerians Are Familiar With by TGreat7(m): 2:59pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
Lol...Fact on the situation you find yourself. |
Re: Types Of Slap Nigerians Are Familiar With by Theyveedo(m): 3:06pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: Types Of Slap Nigerians Are Familiar With by Nnetriplet: 3:28pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
Ahahaha |
Re: Types Of Slap Nigerians Are Familiar With by ninovandross(m): 4:26pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
Op during forreplay or foul play wic one |
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