THANKS, but no thanks.

That was the overwhelming response from an army of tongue-in-cheek Twitter users to the Islamic State leader’s latest call for Muslims to join the group in Iraq and Syria as the militants struggle to combat enemy forces on the ground.

On Sunday a Twitter account linked to the terrorist group released a 24-minute audio recording of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s latest propaganda offensive. In the message the IS leader assured the group’s supporters all was well despite being under siege and on the back foot in the Iraqi city of Ramadi.

In his first public transmission since May, he also said the group was surrounded by enemies and called on ad to join the fight in the Middle east.

“We urgently call upon every Muslim to join the fight, especially those in the land of the two shrines rise,” al-Baghdadi pleaded in the recording, according to Muslim activist Iyad El-Baghdadi who posted English translations online.

However when implored to trade in their end-of-year holiday for one of the world’s most violent war zones, many Muslims didn’t quite see the pay-off.

Instead many said they would prefer to go shopping, to the beach or see the new Star Wars movie.

Even those who weren’t extended an invitation offered a helping hand — albeit a similarly sarcastic one.


http://www.news.com.au/world/middle-east/social-media-users-respond-to-isis-leaders-call-to-join-the-group-in-the-middle-east-as-jihadists/news-story/43b83e5e13f011c82ebff1e75ab8ca86?sv=c69d570b208529ddccfe6425702bddb3

Abi! Nobody wan die like dat....

leke12:
Abi! Nobody wan die like dat....

If more across the world would react like this, terrorism would die this year.
Lalasticalala, Mynd44, FP?

haywire1:
Kikikikikikikikiki , these replies fit use laff comot my grandma teeth ooo



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The one that killed me was the girl that said she had an 8pm curfew and asked if they could be done with the bombing and jihading before 8pm?

gunpoint:


If more across the world would react like this, terrorism would die this year.
Lalasticalala, FP?

Mndst

gunpoint:


If more across the world would react like this, terrorism would die this year.
Lalasticalala, FP?

Iv moved it to fp already , latest sheriff is in town


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haywire1:


Iv moved it to fp already , latest sheriff is in town


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Kikikikikikikikiki


Ha no see am oh

No peace for the wicked repent for your salvation in Christ Jesus

TI1919:
No peace for the wicked repent for your salvation in Christ Jesus

And this advise is for who?

gunpoint:

And this advise is for who?

You first and others follow suit

Lovely!!!! With this sort of response, I for see the death of terrorism worldwide in 2016.

lmao.... This is so funny...

I hope some of them are not closet terrorists sha. The heart of man is very deceitful.

Funny, wicked reply.

very hilarious replies

I love these responses. ISIS and their fighters should work with their current number because some people have more important use for their life.

mohammed's version of jihad will lead to too much suicide this present day

Lol, this is one highly humorous post.

Yafing in swahili

i wish we can react to the EMIR OF SAMBISA like that

Collective Will is the most potent weapon to achieving a desired objectives. Terrorism strives on Collective Will so would such war be defeated by collective will. Those responses could seem hilarious but this is a clear sign to victory.Kudos to my muslim brothers and sisters. It begins from here.

No Lie Only Truth!

doublewisdom:
I hope some of them are not closet terrorists sha. The heart of man is very deceitful.

Damn you be hater

are we sure its not CIA that wrote all those responses? just thinking!

sinkhole:
are we sure its not CIA that wrote all those responses? just thinking!

You are saying Muslims don't have a sense of humor?

Dont be deceived, thousands of muslims who had gone to syria to answer ISIS' call didnt take to social media to tell anyone.

A good number of muslims silently support or sympathize with ISIS. Thats a fact!

gunpoint:

You are saying Muslims don't have a sense of humor?

NO! Im saying it may be a counter propagander scheme by CIA.
ISIS use twitter and co to do recruitment and if those potential recruits could read all these they may be desuaded from proceeding to join ISIS.

The responses are hilarious and this isis leader is a dunce...

With those replies, the isis guy that posted that trash would look himself well to make sure he wasn't putting on tie with an agbada dress

gunpoint:

The one that killed me was the girl that said she had an 8pm curfew and asked if they could be done with the bombing and jihading before 8pm?

The girl na real craze pikin

The response made me to Lil in this 2016

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! dis is d most hilarious response ever! imagine sheekau getting dis response? him go vex!
lalasticlala happy newyear! Come see newyear comedy.