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If You Were This Child, What Would You Do? by AbuadStudent(m): 7:45pm On Jan 03, 2016
DAD; Son who was that girl I saw you with!

SON; It's a friend sir

DAD; Iya segun come and see your son o

MOM; Segun, you know I've warned you, all these things can lead to premarital sex

DAD; The Bible says premarital sex is evil fornication, and you can go to hell for it.

MOM; If you think we had premarital sex before our marriage, do you think we would be able to stand before GOD! Isn't that so baba segun!

DAD; **awkward silence**

SON: Looks up at family wedding picture, sees a small boy between the young newly wed couple. And asks "MOM,who is that small boy in the picture"

MOM; What a silly question, of course that's you! Thats...
Re: If You Were This Child, What Would You Do? by popesam1(m): 7:46pm On Jan 03, 2016
Hmmm
Re: If You Were This Child, What Would You Do? by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jan 03, 2016
Lol
Re: If You Were This Child, What Would You Do? by falconey(m): 8:06pm On Jan 03, 2016
LWKM, was segun adopted?
Re: If You Were This Child, What Would You Do? by Nobody: 9:30pm On Jan 03, 2016
What dumb parents
Re: If You Were This Child, What Would You Do? by AbuadStudent(m): 10:08pm On Jan 03, 2016
Teempakguy:
What dumb parents

Laff wan kill me die
Re: If You Were This Child, What Would You Do? by AbuadStudent(m): 10:08pm On Jan 03, 2016
falconey:

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The parents dey contradict themselves nii

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