Hello romancelander...! Guyz please accept my grammatical errors and my poor English, infact no be mother language na learn we all de learn am.

This is my true life story ... NOT A FICTION!

Age:26yrs PHASE *1*
From the start i came to Anambra state not quite long now in middle of 2015 because i was having a financial issues that forced me to leave my base in (042) Enugu, i started working in a certain place just to burst my financial status before i could move on and after like a month plus on one faithful morning in my working place i saw an unimaginable figure that pass me by i was amazed and chocked to what i saw that morning, is a girl in her early twenty i was bumpfolded after that day i started have feeling for her to the extent that i become fond of her not to go and talk to her or to make her a friend but just to see her, bcuz she stays close to where i was working every morning i will go work on time just to have a glance of her the time she will come work bcuz she pass in our front bfore getting where she works, then i was battling wit my mind bcuz i was havin a mixed feelings (1) is that do to my financial issue then i have lose all my swag as 042 boy now infact my appearance is not encouraging at all, (2) i wanted to be my self stay focus and stop looking at women bcuz i then all my GF's I cut them of bcoz I was totally broke and wanted no one to be giving me headache in team of money, (3) when i was about to start working there i set up a policy not to talk to any girl there bcuz i know i will not last long working there.

PHASE *2*
Ok let me describe this girl. she is suck a buttlicious chocolate color girl average in height her back side fit make bad guy cum in seconds and her dressing is another to write home about, she always on short skirts note(not burn short or gun\bomb short..
ooo i no know satin dem we call am) just a moderate short gowns or skirts and she is a church decent girl a shy type. Then after some week i then have two spirit that is controlling me note: don't ask whether na holly or evil spirit dem de all i know is that two spirits de control me den, first voice will tell MKC (dats my nike name) go, go and get this girl before any other will win her heart go ant tell her ur mind go even if she turn u down at least the weight will go off from ur heart afterun she it the first person that turn u down and it didn't stop or MKC u don pass dis level now na only bcus u de broke if not she will accept u the day that u go talk to her and the second voice will be whistling in my ear MKC no go no go, no do no do, no talk no talk, no look no loook the voice will keep reminding me the policy wich i set while going there no go talk oo that girl go implicate u ooo remember ur broke she no go agree look at ur cloths ur wearing is not looking gud oo if she turn u down now u will ashamed ooo leave her no go oo.

PHASE *3*
After like a week i then meet my guy wey me and am de stay for 042 den i come explain de guy watin wey de chop me inside do to say de guy na baba for girl matter afterun na me taught the guy how to woo girls but my brokenness don force lose my swag, then he encourage me to go and express my mind nomatter what talk to her that if she accpt me now that am broke that our love will be strong bcuz she not accept me bcuz of my money, the guy come jinger me come remind me all my prey about girls. Then after some day i started packing my self on how to strick whether gud or bad will come of it i don made up my mind, first i started trying to no her name fortunately one afternoon she was passing by and i heard her friend call her by name (Chidimma) note her real name i nodded my heard in joy wen heard that that was on friday then on Saturday i made up my mind to talk to her that today is today.
to be continue...... let see ur comments

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I knew this was going nowhere.

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PHASE *4*
That Saturday morning i don package onto say today na de day cat go pursue the rat wey de run pass am, i didn't come early dat day becuz on Saturday's we don't do much work and we go home at any time as I come like @ 11am within a short time i come hear chidimmas voice fortunately she is already going with her friend immediately that two voice came back again first voice (the Encourager) said to me MKC go go talk to her today might be ur last chance go now u may never see dis opportunity agian and when the second voice (the Discourager) wanted to start open em dirty mouth i closed my two ear with my headphone and follow them at back out from that area where those guys wey de eye her no go see us so that if she snob me or walk away from me then make those guy no laugh me, after they have walked a quite long i den move faster and meet up with them.
conversation start:
*me. hi how are u
two of them look at me, in their mind: they are like which one us are talking to or are u talking to both of us? in my mind: una de craze wich one of u fine bcuz they second girl she is nothing to write home about she no reach my taste,
*me. u chidimma is ur name right.. wit surprise in her face how i know her name am not a total stranger to her as she has been seeing me around but we are have never talked to each other
*chidimma. yes I am gud afternoon.
*me. how are u doing; come see frown in her friends face women and jelosy.
*chidimma am fine; omo see voice sexy but very shy girl.
*me. are u going already?
*chidimma. yes.
*me. okey hmm please i want to take some of ur tym, can we hang around somewhere.
*chidimma. please we are already going i want to go to an eran for my mum.
*me. please today is saturday i know u people is always free just want to talk to u: i come see her friend is the one that making her uncomfortable she just move forward not smiling.
*chidimma. please next time: before i could say jack she hav startd going not even her number i just keep gazing at her for sometime, that voice the (Discourager) come back agian what did i told u? i told u no go no go, not to go now u will be ashamed not even her number that u got from her nothing, i was lost in a thought wen my padi the second voice (Encourager) came MKC no worry my guy it is well today is just u first day don't start counting it ur lose yet, is now that u made some move that u will gain balance to strick again please couple ur heart and start planning ur next hunting.

PHASE *5*
Throughout that weekend i was planning and composing on how to go after her bcuz i don start be say i don start no going back unless i get her or lose her, the next Monday after work i go meet one of her other friend that one didnt came to work that saturday she is matured enough to de game even to understand a guy, bcuz i hav seen that chidimma is a shy girl and i dont want to approach her any how to avoid inferiority or intimidation, that day i told her friend everything that went dat saturday and how i felt about her action guess what i was amazed how she responded and even apologized me, i told her that i want to see her that since I don't have her number dat she will help me tell her to see me that am not going to collect her from her but from chidimma direct she assured me to do so but it will be tomorrow after our conversation i collected the girls number and went home wit a bit relief and some smile on my face. Evening that following day i quickly tell my boss that i want to go somewhere dat am leaving already i went far from that area go hang for one restaurants come ring her friends phone tell her say am at so so place waiting she tell me that she will tell Chidimma that they will come and see me there after I come wait like 2hrs no show i come ring the girl agian she den tell me that chidimma said she is going to her maums shop after work that they have left already haaa i come vex hang up the call women and disappointment as 042 guy we no de retreat no be today we started dealing with women wahala, i den call back some munites latter as a bad sharp guy come remind her how I wanted to collect chidimmas number from Chidimma but since is like this let her give Chidimma my number and tell her to call or flash me so dat i will have her number and call her back she agreed, guess what wen I went home that evening i come see incoming call no name i pick am, me hello, female voice hello, me is that chidimma, voice yes, me ok i will call u back okey. hahahahah i come laugh hard no be pesin wey dey i do anything just collect her number in a matured way not from any other pesin but fom her wey just de give me headache na she come call me so haaa mehn i felt like a king like am on top after that day come see brain washing no need to continue typing guys as she is now my babe the rest na history.
moral leason.....IF U LOVE SOMEBODY TELL HE\SHE THAT U LOVE HIM\HER NO TIME AND IS NO A CRIME.
Thanks to African China for him inspirational song LOVE SOMEBODY.
guy please insult is allowed..........

This @op, really needs to get a life

if u finish start to clap for yourself. u hear

Lol... different kind of people dey naija.May God help us

See love Make flavour cash you "chidinma" abi

See love Make flavour cash you "chidinma" abi

See love Make flavour cash you "chidinma" abi

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