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Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by Khan1993: 11:04pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
1.They will connect your vein, ateries and cappilaries together saying it will make blood run faster 2. They will replace your thyroid gland with adrenal gland saying they perform same thing 3. They will remove you lens and replace it with fish own saying it can see underwater. Amidst all these, i rever their ingenuity. 4 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by honmusa(m): 11:06pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Dont blame them jo ,an average mechanic in Nigeria is an artisan not even qualified to be a technician ,they are at the lowest cadre in Engineering family .They are supposed to work under the supervision of mechatronics or mechanic engineering but where the average engineering graduate prefers the white collar jobs and regard automobile repair as below his standard so the kazeems has to taken over and kazeemilize as they want . but u can supervise your mechanic and tell him what to fix after u must have diagnose the problem by using this wonderful equipment https://www.nairaland.com/2078663/bonanza-fastest-automobile-scanner-obdlink. call autologic @ 08061166316 to order .Delivery is free to any part of nigeria 2 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by honmusa(m): 11:07pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Dont blame them jo , an average mechanic in Nigeria is an artisan not even qualified to be called a technician ,they are at lowest cadre in Engineering family and are supposed to work under the supervision of mechatronics or mechanic engineer. but when the average engineering graduate prefers the white collar jobs,banks etc and regard automobile repair as too crude and below his standard so the what do u want the artisans kazeems and co to do but to take over and kazeemilize as they want . but u can supervise your mechanic and tell him what to fix after u must have diagnose the problem by using this wonderful equipment https://www.nairaland.com/2078663/bonanza-fastest-automobile-scanner-obdlink. call autologic @ 08061166316 to order .Delivery is free to any part of nigeria |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by emmafems01: 11:11pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
OMG, I don laff tire |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by Abbeycity88(m): 11:19pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Nigeria mechanic will drain ur blood n claim u do not come wit a blood... |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by lanchy: 11:20pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Shehucom: This guy just finish me oooo!! I don laugh tire for here!! 2 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by stevedre: 11:24pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
If some naija Mechanic never perform magic for ur car U would realize ogogoro N water na same color but the taste different. Happy new year! DGD1: |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by klbakare(m): 11:30pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
DGD1: stop talking shit. nigerian mechanics are just the same with most other practical professions in nigeria, THEY TITRATE. mind you a graduate of harvard designed so many of the components that makes a car or that improves it. 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by Jolumania432(m): 11:33pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Lmao |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by uwadia79(m): 11:39pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Guys I think it s high time, we appreciate our own.the problem with most of us is we have bad mouth,learn to encourage our guys @ least, we have improved over the years 2 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by montezz(f): 11:42pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Lmao.....badmouthed people! |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by jsharp(m): 11:48pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Lol..I yaff laugh n break my only glass cup..well,I still get rubber cup 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by puffcity: 11:52pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Timileyin:hummmmm naija meko don take ur eyes c meh |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by Nobody: 12:59am On Jan 13, 2016 |
May while kindly call a professional mech on +2348151045930 for repair of your Marine/Industrial diesel engines. i overhauled, troubleshoot & install. I also work on gasoline generator. please, don't judge me yet. try me first! thank you 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by lekwas: 2:34am On Jan 13, 2016 |
Timileyin:- if you come with broken arm, they will use superglue to hold it in place. 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by luverking(m): 2:34am On Jan 13, 2016 |
When you have fever or body temperature.they will say it's over heating |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by Abudu2000(m): 7:15am On Jan 13, 2016 |
if you went there and complain of low sexual performance they will give you option to remove your dick and fix a bengor one that its better and will last longer... |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by jossyphobia(m): 7:28am On Jan 13, 2016 |
there won't b need to fly patient abroad 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by Nobody: 7:31am On Jan 13, 2016 |
if you have appendicitis, during the surgery, they will remove ur kidney and hide it. When you wake up with kidney failure, they'll tell you that you need a kidney transplant, and then sell the kidney they removed from you back to you!!! |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by Localamos(m): 7:37am On Jan 13, 2016 |
Last December, I spent N120k on my Passat FSI Turbo because of overheating. The mechanic kept recommending the change of different parts (fan, iron gasket, radiator, timing belt, coolant tank, etc) until we finally changed the water pump. On each visit, he would charge his own workmanship o. I could have saved money if he had initially diagnosed the problem to be water pump of N9k! Bad mechanics can frustrate you. |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by seenter84: 8:02am On Jan 13, 2016 |
Our heartless and wicked mechanic. Abi nigeria mechanic won seize your body (car) |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by oforij(m): 8:25am On Jan 13, 2016 |
DGD1:*proud of your coment *proud of my elder bro who's a mechanic...after O'level and he's seeing me tru...God bless all mechanics 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by DGD1(m): 9:06am On Jan 13, 2016 |
oforij: one sensible quote after numerous mentions. just a word of advice to your brother, he should have open mind to learn abt new technologies so as not to go *old skol*. O'level who can read and write won't find it difficult to comprehend....... wish him luck cheers 2 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by skedy1(m): 9:09am On Jan 13, 2016 |
Ur hands to ur legs and your legs to your hands...saying its super cool dat way! Rotfl |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by greatnow: 9:11am On Jan 13, 2016 |
All mechanical engineering graduates are not specialist on automobile, in mechanical engineering there are so many areas of specialization e.g Refrigeration and air conditioning, plumbing etc therefore don't always think because someone studied mechanical engineering in university he must become an expert in automobile many of them are experts in their area of specialization. DGD1: 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by fm7070: 9:22am On Jan 13, 2016 |
- After operation, they will forget to tie the knot of the stitch properly, only to come back to them with more damage - You'll tell them you have headache, they will begin try and error from leg to hand to eyes before finally getting a solution to the headache, by then, almost every part of your body would have been worked on. - They will run a vein from the leg to the ear and tell you, it needs alternative blood flow since the vein in the ear is not working right now - They will open you up and leave you for 3months, still looking for where the fault is - They will use your brain or eyes or scrotum or even womb to test with mine in order to detect fault - They will steal your brain and replace with a dead one, saying the dead brain was one of the faults you came with 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by DGD1(m): 9:47am On Jan 13, 2016 |
greatnow: you guys are funny, always finding a way to defend incompetence. I am a graduate of engineering(not mechanical) from a reputable federal university of technology, we took courses in elementary aspects of mechanical engineering upto 400l. since when did draining oil and changing of plugs require ones specialization in automobile option in mechanical engineering. 2 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by egee(m): 9:55am On Jan 13, 2016 |
Very funny |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by kenoz(m): 10:00am On Jan 13, 2016 |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by tonychristopher: 10:05am On Jan 13, 2016 |
Timileyin: To be honest those guys r terrible Who knows a good Benz Mechanic in Lagos ...around ikeja .... I am just sick and tired of em...they will just kill a good car |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by tonychristopher: 10:07am On Jan 13, 2016 |
DGD1: Those are basic things ..I even do those on my car ..what I do is remove the wires at a time not all. Because it will confuse me ..then get a plug spaner off ubgo But oil changing is a bit hard . depending g on the engine model especially Benz |
Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by tonychristopher: 10:08am On Jan 13, 2016 |
honmusa: Have you tropicalized your car lately ? |
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