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Husband Still A Virgin by seaman104(m): 1:49pm On Jun 19, 2009 |
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was, God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed |
Re: Husband Still A Virgin by seaman104(m): 1:52pm On Jun 19, 2009 |
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” |
Re: Husband Still A Virgin by Abbygyal(f): 8:15pm On Jun 19, 2009 |
old jokesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss nice try sha |
Re: Husband Still A Virgin by beycitee(m): 11:18pm On Jun 19, 2009 |
nice pasteing,keep it up |
Re: Husband Still A Virgin by seaman104(m): 1:15pm On Jun 21, 2009 |
beycitee: Thanks for you compliment, be expecting new and funny jokes soonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
Re: Husband Still A Virgin by seaman104(m): 1:17pm On Jun 21, 2009 |
Abbygyal: Thanks for your compliment, i will try better next time. watch out for my new composing jokes very soon. sheerrssssssssssssssssssss |
Re: Husband Still A Virgin by sylve11: 4:16pm On Jun 21, 2009 |
Seaman! Seaman!! hmmm, this name reminds me of someone. Never the less, that joke is cracking ma ribs ![]() |
Re: Husband Still A Virgin by seaman104(m): 10:32am On Jun 22, 2009 |
sylve11: Thanks man. |
Re: Husband Still A Virgin by benedictac(f): 11:12am On Jun 22, 2009 |
MUMU, dem mock u dey happy keep it up |
Re: Husband Still A Virgin by Lolabbey: 11:24am On Jun 22, 2009 |
hmmm |
Re: Husband Still A Virgin by seaman104(m): 12:57pm On Jun 22, 2009 |
benedictac: Na you sabi ![]() |
Re: Husband Still A Virgin by sylve11: 1:34pm On Jun 22, 2009 |
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