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8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Nobody: 9:15pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Believe it or not, you're fake and unreal on Nairaland if; 1. U've never been banned This means u wanna please everybody. If u've never abused someone with vex or talk really dirty, then u're not real. 2. All ur point are sensible Even psychologists say everybody exhibits at least 3minutes of madness everyday. Followers who followed you for perfect posts only aren't real too. No matter how sensible one's posts are, there would be some that may not be appealing to others but don't worry, u're ok, na them dey sick. 3. All ur points are senseless This one can be mental, spiritual or alcohol-inspired. But even then, something must make sense somehow. 4. U've never been bashed before Either on your thread or by quote/mention. Somebody must vex you even if ur post is rated ok. This can make ur temper hot or even smash your phone if the hanging dey delay ur reply or network. 5. U've never opened romance section before. All sections have their regular monickers. But romance is just so interesting and always busy and buzzing with sensible and sensibleless advice seekers and advicers. Romance is just fun and never dull. 6. U've never used a censored word. If u've never used words like slowpoke, bleep, kitty-cat etc. Dat means u're a pretender. Even SUs know that these words best describe their feelings on this forum. But what I don't understand is why the moderators censored pennis and leave vagina. Imagine the prejudice. 7. U've never answered ur mentions aggressively before. Some mentions dey vex person so much that emergency shit go catch you and u will have to go to toilet with ur phone. It happens to me make I no lie. 8. Pls add yours. Cc: lalasticlala 5 Likes |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by pTomz(m): 9:15pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
8. IF YOU'VE NEVER RUSHED TO CHECKOUT A MONIKA WITH A PINK (f) This is a common syndrome amongst d monikas in purple you wee see dem begin wit "wow, you pweedy..i wanna knw u more angel" n d sissy wee be like "awwwn, fanks..am Golden by name" Yee? 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Nobody: 9:17pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
you mustn't be stupid to prove you're real on a social forum, child have you heard of decorum ? |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Nobody: 9:17pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
I am number 3 |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Twaci(f): 9:19pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
I see sense in this. |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Nobody: 9:21pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by 2dice(m): 9:22pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
For the Guys: use never seize to check that moniker with de (f) picture out |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Chanchit: 9:23pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Nice points. |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by agarawu23(m): 9:24pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Fake ass bitches full here Especially monikers that registered mid 2015 with (f) Fake ass people who preach what they don't practice |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Nobody: 9:26pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Funny |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by dollyjoy(f): 9:26pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Nobody is real here we are all living double lives. Just do your thing,and fvck off. 2 Likes |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by MrCork: 9:27pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
RadicallyBlunt: |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by MrCork: 9:29pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
dollyjoy: ^^^^^thise village Nairaladers wit tribal mark usually more aggressive...they allways cussin! 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by ggrin(f): 9:32pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Mrcork neva chat u up like this b4 Hello.....What are you today?. A male? A female?.....Confuss child.......crackhead.....no offeince 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by dollyjoy(f): 9:32pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
MrCork:lolllllllllllllll like the one on ur pricck shey? |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by IamLEGEND1: 9:34pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
pTomz: 1 Share
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Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Omotayor123(f): 9:35pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Nice one OP 1 Like |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by MrCork: 9:35pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
dollyjoy: ^^^^Shes allways talkin about my 17inches looooong bannnana... why? 1 Like |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by AyamConfidence(m): 9:35pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
IF YOU DONT KNOW LALASTICLALA: that man is the most popular Nairalander...almost every topic ends with his moniker being mentioned like he's the messiah...anyway he is the FP messiah 9) IF YOU ALWAYS PICK OFFENSE OVER EVERYTHING: some people can argue and wail for the world...chai...just mention them they go mention back with big grammers and bashing...my advice: chill out guys...life dont work that way... I don tire...oya how many expensive likes for me P.S:- i dont do cheap likes 1 Like |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Topestbilly(m): 9:36pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
dollyjoy: Hey! Am real |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by KanoAbiaBabe(f): 9:36pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Am less than 2months but I ve experience some especially the aspect of people insulting one another if you don't share their own opinion. |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Singapore1(m): 9:36pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
RadicallyBlunt:my first time (ever) of opening romance section was 10 days ago since 2008 ( plus when i was ghost mode ) |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by dollyjoy(f): 9:37pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Topestbilly:and that is because you are not active here. |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by dollyjoy(f): 9:38pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
MrCork:banana why not cucumba |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by yorex2011: 9:39pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by MrCork: 9:39pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
dollyjoy: dollyjoy..I am not goin to sleeeep wit u again.....that's yor punnnnishment!!!! |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by dollyjoy(f): 9:40pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=42044776][/quote] the joke killed you? when is the funeral? |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Nobody: 9:41pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
If u take things on here so personal that u even come out to start apologizing like one boy like that, I don't think u get sense wey dey reason well. |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by dollyjoy(f): 9:41pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
MrCork:thank God you said sleep with me,so since you wouldnt sleep with me again,will you rest with me? |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by IamLEGEND1: 9:45pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by ronald4lif(m): 9:47pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
So someone not insulting others means they are fake? What happens to addressing issues and not characters? |
Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by dollyjoy(f): 9:48pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
IamLEGEND1:rest in peace!! |
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