@mylove

were r u?

spikedcylinder:

You didn't mention you lit the candle. Your "my hand found hers" was misleading.

Big lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it was a candle-lit kiss. . . pere!!

v3nom4eva:

@YJAY

Its either you're a 300 pound whale wif "blowfish" lips, sagging breasts, baggy eyes, blackteeth. . OR The other way round. .

So which 1 iz it?

see love o. . .yjya juz dey follow me everywhere. . how e dey do u na??

v3nom4eva:

@YJAY

Its either you're a 300 pound whale wif "blowfish" lips, sagging breasts, baggy eyes, blackteeth. . OR[b] you're TRUE BEAUTY's description[/b]

So which 1 iz it?

pathwhizkid dear.Do u mind showing me wat u look like?i dont even understand y all these babes won't upload their pix.We dont even knw the ones we hv been talking to sef.   i tire

patwhizkid:

Hmmmmn, so yu are d one dat raped my lips while i was sleeping ehn

@^   u did d above to me now.i was jazzed by u   , i fell intentionally 4 it n u had ur way smooothly  

v3nom4eva:

see love o. . .yjya juz dey follow me everywhere. . how e dey do u na??

lol, dont flatter urself! turtles is soooooooooo not my thingy!

mybad:

My first kiss was the talk of the town for days cos it really made me grow feathers.
However, my best kiss ever was one i got during my NYSC days.
It wasn't from a fellow corp member, instead it was one of the locals out there in Bagudo LGA where i served.
I can't ever forget it.
Talk about getting something where you least expect it.
These days, i guess our busy lifestyles has removed the innocence from our ability to show passion.

@yjay.
Na so i dey do u. . u don rush go look my profile ALREADY. . .i u wanted pix of me. . you shudda asked n i'll send em. . k?

abi o! so send the picture then

An email address will be required to do that??

just put it up on ur profile!!!!!!!!!!

yjay:

abi o! so send the picture then

lets hv urs honey,

duh. . .!!u could look it up . .

n reserve ur comments if u want. . .can i c urs?

it was a disaster! teeth clanging and all  I almost swallowed her

but who wan try me now?

Am around

@pat

fanx baby. . .were u waka go nao?

v3nom4eva:

it was a candle-lit kiss. . . pere!!

i can swear that your story was extracted from an M&B novel

patwhizkid:

Am around

are you referring to me baby?

Soft, Moist,,Warm,Sweet and delicious

@charlione

never been d "novel", fantasy make-up type of guy. . .No let ur own swaer catch u oooo

@yjay

D picz on my profile. . u can look it up now o b4 someone steals it

@pat. . . wht digitz should i call u on. . the "same" lady juz answered AGAIN

patwhizkid:

Am around

i knw u r dear, hv been waiting, can we c ur pix too, abi wetin i talk v3nom4eva ?  

charlione:

it was a disaster! teeth clanging and all  I almost swallowed her

but who wan try me now?

who wan try u now?go try correct calabar ashewo   them go kiss ur lips to melting point  

@nethacker. .

na anoda person gf u dey runs abi?

Anyways. . it sorta reminds me of this chick wey i bin d8 way back. . we were "making luff" and kissin @ d same time, i no no were my tin go touch inside dat place, d girl just grab my head and begin chew on my lips, i no fit chop hot food for like 2 wiks. . .after dat day, if she call me, i no dey pik her call o. . .i no dey call am

v3nom4eva:

Anyways. . it sorta reminds me of this chick wey i bin d8 way back. . we were "making luff" and kissin @ d same time, i no no were my tin go touch inside dat place, d girl just grab my head and begin chew on my lips, i no fit chop hot food for like 2 wiks. . .after dat day, if she call me, i no dey pik her call o. . .i no dey call am

lol

nethacker:

who wan try u now?go try correct calabar ashewo  them go kiss ur lips to melting point 

guy how u take know

Huni u can call me with d numba am gonna flash u with.
For those of u dat wanna see my picshure, plz check ma yayo.

na lata she cum tell me say na "orgasm". . .i cum tell am say she for tell me na. . say i bin dey fink say na convulsion dey hold am. . .

@pat

Ok my love

@v3nom4eva
u too lie,ur name suppose enter guiness book of recordz.

as for dat guy wey kiss village gal for NYSC, u need re-orientation,u even get luck sey dem no extend your service year.cow banana

@all
most of you have turned this post into a nagging and toasting avenue.i am aware that most guyz are suffering from babelessness. in fact i suspect the candle-lit kiss guy and his female toaster.

@nethacker
na wah o

Never like it cos i was shy

im still waiting