A class mate of mine when I was in primary four. I fought in school and she went home to report me. I invited her over to my house during the weekend and I told her to close her eyes that I want to give her tea. Went to the kitchen to bring hot water and poured it down her throat. The aftermath wasn't funny, with plenty *were * from her mother. she couldn't eat solid food for almost a week.

Estharfabian:
Cruel, Crueler, Cruelest.



Grammatically Correct.. √√√

You are crueler than me..
More cruel n most cruel also applies Shey?? Abi are they wrong..

Jadekitana:
Our neighbour had this beautiful noisy parrot, it would talk from morning till night, it loved eating pepper and so one good day I collected my mums fresh pepper for stew o(imagine) and ran to their house to feed it. The naughty parrot bit my hand twice after eating my pepper! I was so angry and waited some days to plot my revenge. One day the whole house went out and left the parrot in their veranda, I had to stretch my hand through the protector and beat the parrot with a broom so much most of its feathers fell off. When they came back they asked and asked but nobody knew what happened. Few days later it died and I never forgave myself I didn't know I hurt it so much, I didn't know it was gonna die

wicked girl you don use am practice ur mortal combat skills abi

Jadekitana:
Our neighbour had this beautiful noisy parrot, it would talk from morning till night, it loved eating pepper and so one good day I collected my mums fresh pepper for stew o(imagine) and ran to their house to feed it. The naughty parrot bit my hand twice after eating my pepper! I was so angry and waited some days to plot my revenge. One day the whole house went out and left the parrot in their veranda, I had to stretch my hand through the protector and beat the parrot with a broom so much most of its feathers fell off. When they came back they asked and asked but nobody knew what happened. Few days later it died and I never forgave myself I didn't know I hurt it so much, I didn't know it was gonna die

Wicked girl

joshsmarty:

You are crueler than me.. More cruel n most cruel also applies Shey?? Abi are they wrong..

i] LoL! No, I ain't....

Yeap,,they're all correct.

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ElDeeVee:


Wicked girl

I was just a kid

Jadekitana:


I was just a kid

Wicked kid

Jadekitana:
Our neighbour had this beautiful noisy parrot, it would talk from morning till night, it loved eating pepper and so one good day I collected my mums fresh pepper for stew o(imagine) and ran to their house to feed it. The naughty parrot bit my hand twice after eating my pepper! I was so angry and waited some days to plot my revenge. One day the whole house went out and left the parrot in their veranda, I had to stretch my hand through the protector and beat the parrot with a broom so much most of its feathers fell off. When they came back they asked and asked but nobody knew what happened. Few days later it died and I never forgave myself I didn't know I hurt it so much, I didn't know it was gonna die

Since u mentioned it.. Let me mention you
I did such too but mine was intentional.. Back in the east.. Our neighbour had this chicken everywhere that keeps walking into our house like they own the place. I caught most of them n hit them on the floor till they die... I feel sorry thinking about it.. There's also this dog that obeys a particular command.. Once you say It. It chases anything.. So I used the dog on the fowls.. then She (neighbor) shouts my name in that her native east tongue.. Lol

pweedie:
A class mate of mine when I was in primary four. I fought in school and she went home to report me. I invited her over to my house during the weekend and I told her to close her eyes that I want to give her tea. Went to the kitchen to bring hot water and poured it down her throat. The aftermath was funny, she couldn't eat solid food for almost a week.

WOW

Jadekitana:
Our neighbour had this beautiful noisy parrot, it would talk from morning till night, it loved eating pepper and so one good day I collected my mums fresh pepper for stew o(imagine) and ran to their house to feed it. The naughty parrot bit my hand twice after eating my pepper! I was so angry and waited some days to plot my revenge. One day the whole house went out and left the parrot in their veranda, I had to stretch my hand through the protector and beat the parrot with a broom so much most of its feathers fell off. When they came back they asked and asked but nobody knew what happened. Few days later it died and I never forgave myself I didn't know I hurt it so much, I didn't know it was gonna die

It could talk from morning till night yet it didn't tell the world u were a murderer..?

the H.o.d of my department came around few days to pasting of our 200lv examination results.. he told us about 15 ppl from our department failed woefully and as a father he would advise them to resit for another jamb and they should worry less about securing admission as he would help them with it..since he was with all of our phone numbers he promised not to call out there names or matric number but we should all keep our fones running, in his words * if you receive a see me text message , you are part of the 15..
I stole one of my frnd's fone and edited my contact name to H.O.D..I sent him the words "see me "just like our Hod promised too and put the fine back in place bfore he could notice any foulplay... he received d message and kept it to himself but his countenance changed.. I had to follow him home after school, and planned to break the news to him later in the evening.. while I ws there I was surprised when the mum called me to her room some minutes after my frnd left me alone in there parlour.. I met him crying uncontrollably and mum's eyes sef dey red like she don cry as well..I hated myself for the stupid prank I played..I apologized and broke the news to them..they were very Happy and I was glad for them too..unfortunately, few days later..d dude received the real msg from H.o.d and I hated myself more....since then, I stopped playing pranks.

So many evil people gathered at a thread... I'm so proud....

joshsmarty:


It could talk from morning till night yet it didn't tell the world u were a murderer..?

joshsmarty:


Since u mentioned it.. Let me mention you
I did such too but mine was intentional.. Back in the east.. Our neighbour had this chicken everywhere that keeps walking into our house like they own the place. I caught most of them n hit them on the floor till they die... I feel sorry thinking about it.. There's also this dog that obeys a particular command.. Once you say It. It chases anything.. So I used the dog on the fowls.. then She (neighbor) shouts my name in that her native east tongue.. Lol

Lmao yours is worse than mine, lwkmd

ElDeeVee:


Wicked kid

I wasn't a wicked kid, actually I was the best kid in the block always giving out her pocket money and goodies to others, I was so kind. Guess I felt betrayed that the parrot bit me even after stealing my mums pepper to feed it and thought I disciplined it a little to be loyal, didn't know twas gonna die

Jadekitana:


I wasn't a wicked kid, actually I was the best kid in the block always giving out her pocket money and goodies to others, I was so kind. Guess I felt betrayed that the parrot bit me even after stealing my mums pepper to feed it and thought I disciplined it a little to be loyal, didn't know twas gonna die

Jacksparr0w1207:

You again

Jadekitana:


You again

I'm still waiting for the proof

Jacksparr0w1207:
I'm still waiting for the proof

What proof? my vagina? hell no

Jadekitana:


What proof? my vagina? hell no

you trying to be funny or what? Idontgerrit Mary

Jadekitana:
Our neighbour had this beautiful noisy parrot, it would talk from morning till night, it loved eating pepper and so one good day I collected my mums fresh pepper for stew o(imagine) and ran to their house to feed it. The naughty parrot bit my hand twice after eating my pepper! I was so angry and waited some days to plot my revenge. One day the whole house went out and left the parrot in their veranda, I had to stretch my hand through the protector and beat the parrot with a broom so much most of its feathers fell off. When they came back they asked and asked but nobody knew what happened. Few days later it died and I never forgave myself I didn't know I hurt it so much, I didn't know it was gonna die

choi.....so u leave ur hauz wit broom jst to go plot coup 4 ordinary parrot? mehn on behave of d parrot & d owners I'm not 4giving u

Jacksparr0w1207:
you trying to be funny or what? Idontgerrit Mary

whatever

NemzySeries:

choi.....so u leave ur hauz wit broom jst to go plot coup 4 ordinary parrot? mehn on behave of d parrot & d owners I'm not 4giving u

Habaaaaaaaa

Jadekitana:


whatever

this is far from over Mary.
Gotya

Jacksparr0w1207:
this is far from over Mary.
Gotya

Sorry to burst your bubble you don't know me, my name ain't mary keep trying

Jadekitana:


Sorry to burst your bubble you don't know me, my name ain't mary keep trying

whatever your name is, it won't pay my bill. Fvck boy!

Jacksparr0w1207:
whatever your name is, it won't pay my bill. Fvck boy!

Lmao, I love this! You just gonna keep trying and keep getting frustrated, maybe next time you call me Rose I don't know who mary is duuuuuh kikikikikiki goodnight you doubting thomas.

Jadekitana:


Lmao, I love this! You just gonna keep trying and keep getting frustrated, maybe next time you call me Rose I don't know who mary is duuuuuh kikikikikiki goodnight you doubting thomas.

mtcheeeeeeww. That's what they do. They run

Jadekitana:
Our neighbour had this beautiful noisy parrot, it would talk from morning till night, it loved eating pepper and so one good day I collected my mums fresh pepper for stew o(imagine) and ran to their house to feed it. The naughty parrot bit my hand twice after eating my pepper! I was so angry and waited some days to plot my revenge. One day the whole house went out and left the parrot in their veranda, I had to stretch my hand through the protector and beat the parrot with a broom so much most of its feathers fell off. When they came back they asked and asked but nobody knew what happened. Few days later it died and I never forgave myself I didn't know I hurt it so much, I didn't know it was gonna die

The evil things that women do

Jadekitana:


You again

Jadekitana:


I wasn't a wicked kid, actually I was the best kid in the block always giving out her pocket money and goodies to others, I was so kind. Guess I felt betrayed that the parrot bit me even after stealing my mums pepper to feed it and thought I disciplined it a little to be loyal, didn't know twas gonna die

Okay.
Happy new February to you!