E get this fine baby o, we just dey play, dey yarn, we dey keep each other company, I con dey plan on the very day I go tell her "baiibayy!!! Ayam inlove with you".

For my mind, I con say make I just bone the "proposals" first.

this babe dey allow me see every every for her body. She dey rub body cream for my presence, she dey change pant for my presence, at times she go pull shirt make I massage her body. And I nor dey even say make I try my "luck" for "gonking things".

This evening I dey her house, she pull shirt, say buuby dey scratch her, make I scratch around the tip of the buuby, na so I dey look free buuby dey scratch, later my brake loose control I begin dey romance the buuby, before I could enjoy the little romance, she just tear me hot slap

"Stupidity what are you doing" "how dare you" don't you ever try that again"

I was like, "babe, why you go put yam for where goat dey and you say make the goat nor chop am"??

Na xo the babe vex pursue me comot for her house saying "you are just a friend and like a brother to me and you weren't suppose to "romance" me.

Na waten una dey experience for "friendzone" be this?

This is wicked and de-manhoodnizing.

Bros Ur own friend zone need serious deliverance...no be small thing

What a fantasy!

Lol...na so friendzone be oooo...the most populated place on earth

u are in a lucky Friend zone

U can under punishment, that's n friend zone oooooo

Really

stupidity

Lolz

My brother why are you being so Stupid. instead of you to be gracefull for your gut.


The only way out of the friend zone is to make a move. It'll probably not land you in her pants, but it'll end the pining bulls**t once and for all. Then when she rejects you go find a better one.

Dude living up to his name

The pix above me

This one funny die oo.

Stupidity indeed...

Guy, even if U wan lie 4 us , Y U no give us lie wey dey reasonable.

I tot I was d only one they do such things to, girls can be so heartless. That's how one night a frnd asked me to help her massage her butt, since I didn't want her to feel shy, I took my clothes off so she wudnt be d only one naked . When she saw me, she screamed and asked me to go and sleep outside her room naked

broda. you're in an advanced level of the friendzone... futuristic indeed.

ahn ahn!! she open bubby for you as brother na wa ooo

this one is strong!!

EngrE:
I tot I was d only one they do such things to, girls can be so heartless. That's how one night a frnd asked me to help her massage her butt, since I didn't want her to feel shy, I took my clothes off so she wudnt be d only one naked . When she saw me, she screamed and asked me to go and sleep outside her room naked

lmao. otondo

Oga dis ur lie mumu die o

Stupidity... This your name really fit u