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12 Hilarious Things That You Can Only Find In Federal Polytechnics Oko. by hopeforcharles(m): 8:34pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
I SO MUCH LOVE FEDERAL POLY OKO: Do You know why? Ok... . 1. You ask your friends..how far with reading? They say they haven't started...only to get to LIBRARY and find out they have a permanent seat. . 2. Lecturers will be telling you "buying my textbook is not compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that buy. . 3. You graduate with 2.2 and be telling yourself, if it was to be Nekede... I would have been a 2.1 graduate by now. . 4. If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find...try looking for your HOD when you need his signature on a form. . 5. In OKOPOLY you don't need to go far for anything...right in your hostel you have an electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber (even a driver). . 6. You're walking with a beautiful lady along Paragon hostel and before you know it...she has hugged like 15 guys. . 7. OKOPOLY guys can configure free browsing on small Nokia torchlight phone. (I no mention Yahoo join o). . 8. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books. U begin to imagine how the books & bags came about (with your mouth, wide open). Lol . 9. Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board to write. Before he turns back-------class don full. Lol . 10. You receive your year one results and you give your life to Christ without preaching... Just like that!? . 11. You've got automatic tickets to those beautiful babes when you have a car. I lie? . 12. It's always funny when exam supervisor says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds... . Good Evening to you all...Pals Copied. 1 Like |
Re: 12 Hilarious Things That You Can Only Find In Federal Polytechnics Oko. by Donald3d(m): 9:05pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
hehehe .op what did you drink today,quite funny. |
Re: 12 Hilarious Things That You Can Only Find In Federal Polytechnics Oko. by hopeforcharles(m): 9:20pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
Donald3d:my bruv na so i see am oh. |
Re: 12 Hilarious Things That You Can Only Find In Federal Polytechnics Oko. by AkProsper(m): 9:21pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
Nice 1 OP. Happen in most institution |
Re: 12 Hilarious Things That You Can Only Find In Federal Polytechnics Oko. by hopeforcharles(m): 9:12am On Feb 02, 2016 |
AkProsper:Thanks bruv, |
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