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| 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by ThePENGENIUS(m): 12:46am On May 21, 2016 |
[size=13pt]1. When all your guys suddenly started betting and you were just looking at them like:[/size]  See your lives [size=13pt]2. Then your account balance finally made you swallow your pride.[/size]  Hay God! [size=13pt]3. You, doing permutation and combination before placing your very first bet. [/size]  No time. [size=13pt]4. You, after your first straight bet clicked.[/size]  It has started. [size=13pt]5. You, adding “Data analytics and Forecast Expert” to your CV after your second bet clicked.[/size]  I sabi the work [size=13pt]6. You and Live Score: [/size]  Your new bestfriend. [size=13pt]7. Whenever your first game spoils your slip. [/size]  Chai!!! [size=13pt]8. Whenever you hear gist of people that used N100 to win 3 million.[/size]  Let’s hear word. [size=13pt]9. When you go and place 10 slips praying that at least one will enter.[/size]  Baba God, do it for your child. [size=13pt]10. You, watching all of them cast one by one. [/size]  Why me? [size=13pt]11. When you finally place one high risk bet but you swear you’ve picked a winner.[/size]  This is my time. [size=13pt]12. How you look at the team that still managed to mess up your double chance bet:[/size]  So useless. [size=13pt]13. You, wondering whether you should tell your guys or chill and chop alone. [/size]  Nah! Them no born me with anybody. [size=13pt]14. You, looking at your expected winnings when none of your games have casted. [/size]  My testimony is loading. [size=13pt]15. When your slip is remaining just one game. [/size]  God, hear me oh! [size=13pt]16. You, calculating what you will use all that money to buy.[/size]  I will ball sha. [size=13pt]17. When by half-time it’s still 1-1 and you put straight win.[/size]  What is this? [size=13pt]18. When you refresh Live Score and 86th minute nothing has changed. [/size]  My enemies want to shame me.. [size=13pt]19. Then 93rd minute, your village witches allow the other team score.[/size]  I’m dead. [size=13pt]20. You swear you’ll never bet again, but Bet9ja and Nairabet are there looking at you like:[/size]  You’ll be back. Source: http://zikoko.com 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by Dezzx(m): 1:59am On May 21, 2016 |
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| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by princefunmmy(m): 2:06am On May 21, 2016 |
Lol |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by tbagjames(m): 2:29am On May 21, 2016 |
True, but I don't bet. |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by niggi4life(m): 3:39am On May 21, 2016 |
Hahahahahaha... That was cool men Betting is seriously addictive. I don break my ATM card, destroy my token, deactivate my all my bet accounts and swear that I won't bet again. But one thing go lead to one thing and u will find yourself placing bets again..... Chaiiii  |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by Paulchris(m): 6:03am On May 21, 2016 |
I dey come....make i go play visual first |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by Israellb(m): 8:25am On May 21, 2016 |
hahahahahaha! |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by BrianRoss: 8:51am On May 21, 2016 |
Do u want to perform another transaction? Lol |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by akraym(m): 2:28pm On May 21, 2016 |
Present sir No road
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| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by kekakuz(m): 11:19am On May 22, 2016 |
very funny towards the end |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by EleweleOmootin(m): 11:55am On May 22, 2016 |
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| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by Nobody: 12:12pm On May 22, 2016 |
haha funny thou |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by nwamummy96: 1:42pm On May 22, 2016 |
I am very sure lalasticlala dey bet |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by Nobody: 11:51pm On May 22, 2016 |
Very funny ooo...a don die |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by Dammytrager(m): 12:48am On May 23, 2016 |
lmao!!!...very funny |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by JonazO: 2:59am On May 23, 2016 |
hahahaha! *Faints* |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by jeremiah771(m): 10:31am On May 23, 2016 |
when u jst place a bet
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| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by jeremiah771(m): 10:31am On May 23, 2016 |
when u are checking ur game in livescore and u handicap liverpool 2 goals liverpool 1-3 sevilla 1 Like
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| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by jeremiah771(m): 10:32am On May 23, 2016 |
the refree officiating the match in the slip has chosen to ignore all the handball and fouls ur opposing team has cause 1 Share
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| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by jeremiah771(m): 10:33am On May 23, 2016 |
And then wondering whether to blame apc or pdp for ur game casting |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by ebig21(m): 12:03pm On May 23, 2016 |
wallahi I can relate to this, very true |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by yunglivochi(m): 12:28pm On May 23, 2016 |
| nyc work OP u gat mai ribs cracking bt all nah true ooo only bet addicts can testify |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by kagari: 1:28am On May 24, 2016 |
so true especially the one of 100 naira to win millions, e dey be like story story for my ear |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by michaelfix(m): 1:20pm On May 24, 2016 |
When your game finally play. N100 to win N1,000,000. You can't control the joy. #Funnymouth @Kpoko 100.5 fm
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| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by Michealgold2(m): 6:55pm On May 24, 2016 |
nice one bro. |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by deolu2000(m): 8:37am On May 25, 2016 |
Paulchris:aja n sa ere owo jona. I pity you! |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by Princepoint(m): 5:43pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
betting very addictive
Gramble responsibly |
| Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by jokingmary(m): 1:01pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
Lol |
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