One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Adam?" God replies.
"Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Adam?" comes the reply from the heavens.
"Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely."
"Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a 'woman' for you."
"What's a 'woman,' Lord?"
"This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you" replies the heavenly voice.
"Sounds great."
"She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam."
"How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?" Adam replies.
"She'll cost you a leg, an arm, an eye, an ear, and a testicle."
Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face. Finally Adam asks God, "Uh, what can I get for a rib?"

Oh took me 3secs to digest. Funny

Just like telling the barber to give you a 5-dollar worth of haircut after he told you he barbs for 10 dollars.

:d

Stale

^^jxt as u are.

Seen it several times!!

Vic2k3:

^^jxt as u are.

But i am still loved

I laugh in swahili. Na who like u?

They know themselves

Ma . . . . .(i don't if male or fe) stop speaking in parables jor. Btw who gave u the notion that people love u?

^^ u harsh o!

He/she understands cos we've spoken b4

he / she / it

ROTFLMAO. U see ur own even worse. It ke

eh. . . hen now

Jxt pray Kunbee doesn't see the "it" part cos shes/hes gonna eat u alive.

Vic2k3:

Ma . . . . .(i don't if male or fe) stop speaking in parables jor. Btw who gave u the notion that people love u?

Must you know

Efemena_xy:

eh. . . hen now

How dare you, after i was nice to you

Oyelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Orunmilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Sangooooooooooooo e ma wo mi ni iran o

Females are special gifts from God,neccessary instruments of peace,love and wealth,they are intelligent, sensitive,lucrative creative,they are
object of study, desire,attention and so much more
while males are useless, unimportant living thing.

*just interpreting the post*

Kunbee:


How dare you, after i was nice to you

Oyelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Orunmilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Sangooooooooooooo e ma wo mi ni iran o

You wan try?

Quit the Yourba yarns baby girl and talk to me jor! 

and stop screaming - neighbours go hear you 

I wasnt yarning in yoruba, i was saying some incantations

War is officially on between us

**dives under a nearby table like James Bond as takes cover wif a metallic tray** Omo! See Afghans and Israelies having it @ each other's jugular.

^^Warra coward!! 

Try not to bang your head under that table sha!! 

Kunbee:

I wasnt yarning in yoruba, i was saying some incantations

War is officially on between us

**scoffs**

really? and wetin be the spoils of this war??

I mean if I win (& u know say I go must win - Warri nor dey ever carry last)

wetin dey inside for me?? hmmm??

e go must be worth the effort - shey u dig me babes?? 

WHo is babes

don't make the object the subject!! 

what's in it for me if I fight u Kunbee??

it's gotta be worth ma effort - babes 

Correct yourself before i answer you

No.


Babes

Fine

Pop champagne mehn

say wetin??

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