A cucumber, a pickle and a penis where talking about how bad their life was !

The cucumber said, "When I get big and hard they slice me up and toss me in a salad!"

The pickle said, "thats nothing, when i get big n hard they stik me in a jar of vinegar!!"

The penis say's "Lads that's nothing compared to what I go through when I get big and hard! They put a bag over my head, shove me into a small, warm, dark , wet room and bang my head against a wall hard and fast until i throw up and faint!"

eya, I pity the penis

@poster

abeg no spoil me ooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im still underage

we all know

I dont know

why?

she is not in the know

olodo rabata na she bi

go home

and sleep

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i still dey rolll for ground
nicest post on nl!

spoilt mind above and below me

aww poor pennis

oh yeah right

if penis doesnt like wat is being done to him,he shld stop rising and getting strong na,abi na by force?

God will saves our pe.nis from pu.ssy wey dey make am suffer, I still dey talk am, Toto go cause world war three