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To The So-Called Masters Of Cunninglus(MouthAction) by ashjay001(m): 9:19pm On Feb 28, 2016
Hmmm... Ladies, is this true? Speech-less ti take over!

Signs you are bad at oral
sex

Most men believe they are good at
giving MouthAction but a lot of women out
there will say that have rarely (or never)
encountered any man who completely
wow’ed them in the cunnilingus
department.
So, this obviously mean men are not as
good as they think. Since women are not
likely to bruise a man’s ego by saying he is
terrible at giving head, it might be difficult
to know for sure how you are doing?
Not to worry though, if you are observant,
her attitude and body language will let you
know if you truly are the HEADmaster.
1. She avoids it: If she gives you excuses
when you offer her head, then you must
not be very good. This only applies if you
have given her head before, because, if
she has never had one, she might just be
uncomfortable. But if she gave you one
chance, pretended she had a blast and
refuses next time you ask, then it was not
very good.
2. She tells you to stop: There is no
reason, short of an explosion, that a woman
receiving good head will ask you to stop.
Even if she say says something like, ‘I can’t
handle the pleasure, it’s too much,’ she is
only trying not to make you feel bad. I
mean, let’s be honest, if you were receiving
the best Mouth Action of your life, will you be
willing to tell her to stop for any reason?
3. She is coherent: A woman in the
deepest stage of pleasure (which is usually
achieved during MouthAction) is never coherent.
She would find it difficult to make words
that make sense. At this point, her brain is
turned off and you will find that she just
says gibberish or even use some shocking
words. But if she sounds ‘sober’ and says
words like ‘Yeah baby,’ ‘I like that baby,’ ‘give
it to me’, etc, then she might only be
repeating porn star quotes just to keep you
happy.
4. She does not ask for it: If you are giving
her good head, she will keep asking for it.
No one is tired of a good thing. If she never
brings it up but makes the ‘right’ moves
when you do it, it means she is probably
pretending. A good head is rare, so
whenever she gets one that is amazing, she
will definitely keep asking for it.
5. Her toes don’t curl: Or her body don’t
clench, or she does not grip the sheets, or
arch her back, basically, subtle signs that
tell you you are hitting the right spots. If
all she does is moan but her body seems
relaxed, then you are not rocking her
world.
6. It lasts less than 5 minutes: A true
master at cunnilingus will tell you it is not
something that is over in a minute. There
are so much techniques that go into it that
anything less than 5 minutes is not enough
to get her to the promise land.
7. You use your teeth: Unless you are
absolutely sure what you are doing, if you
are bringing your teeth to her vagina, you
are terrible at MouthAction. The vagina is
extremely sensitive, so when you ‘attack’ it
with vigorous moves, you are doing it
wrong.
8. She does not orgasm: A very high
percentage of women only orgasm during
MouthAction so if all your penile thrusts does
not make her cum, you should get better at
MouthAction ASAP. If she does not cum while
you are eating her out, then you are
completely wasting your time.



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