My belle ooo!!! I have not laughed this hard in a very long time! Thanks guys. Pheww! A friend told me about a conversation between a father and his daughter. The little girl comes back from nursery school one day and narrates to her dad the story about how Jesus died and resurrected on the 3rd day, as told by her class teacher. The father corroborates the teachers story, telling her that Jesus died for our sins because He loves us. The daughter felt so bad about what happened to Jesus. She then asks her father, "so daddy, when are you going to die too?"

when i was a child i asked my dad to buy me a bicycle so that i wouldnt be late for school everytime. the school is across the road from my house. kids say the darnest things

My wife and I taught our kids 5 and 3yrs how to ensure they eat their food first before eating their meat or fish because immediately they eat the meat/fish first they will not eat their food again.My Father-in-law visited and while eating with the 3yr old he took a meat and ate..The little girl starred at him and said "Grandpa don`t eat any meat again until we finish eating our food" The old man was just laughing.

dmy: WAS at the airport one day wit my aunt and her children who were travelin out.the custom guys were asking them some questions about their luggage when one of my nephews shouted'MUMMY GIVE THEM MONEY AND LETS GO NOW!the custom guy was soo embarrassed he just closed the bag and told them to go!

That kid is really funny. I laughed on reading this till I fell on the ground. So, so funny.

Little kids and their ways of reasoning.....na wa o

I have been laughing since i stumbled on this thread...jeeez

We had a visitor who had 3 little stripes of tribal marks at the edge of his mouth.
My 3 year old daughter kept looking at him and after several mins, she sneaked up to him and quickly touched his cheeks and said 'oh, it is not even whiskers, I thought you were a cat