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| Who Owns The Man? by Nobody: 9:40am On Mar 10, 2016 |
WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN? HIS MOTHER OR WIFE? ARGUMENT: {Mother} - My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breasts for 1yr. {Wife} - He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking. (Mother} - I carried him for nine months. {Wife} - He was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now. {Mother} - He passed between my legs with pains. {Wife} - Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night. Please WHO OWNS A MAN  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Who Owns The Man? by tse1v1(m): 9:43am On Mar 10, 2016 |
mother |
| Re: Who Owns The Man? by nnachukz(m): 9:46am On Mar 10, 2016 |
The wife can claim ownership with more arguments in her favour. No problem, she will soon turn mother and reverse all her arguments. Just a cyclic movement. |
| Re: Who Owns The Man? by adorablepepple(f): 9:49am On Mar 10, 2016 |
Side chick |
| Re: Who Owns The Man? by abbeycial: 9:57am On Mar 10, 2016 |
lobatan! Men ve always been struggling to go back into that fortress they came out from since 110BC. may our lord bless our hustle well mum cannot be replaced but wife can be replaced so yesss,the mum owns the man. |
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