Following Aunty Oby's beer parlor gist, I had to visit one last night to avoid traffic on my way home. So in this bar sha, one can spot several cluster of guys - a few girls too, sited around tables sipping their beer and chatting, some in almost whispers, others as loud as though in a contest of amplitude.

Anyways it appeared majority of people in the bar were Chelsea fans waiting for their Champions league match (I had no idea there was a match in the first place as Arsenal don kill my joy for football...Messi is my only chance for a come back sha ). Back to the matter, there was this very loud guy next table sipping Heineken (just two of us had the beer, others were on Life and Hero...these two brands have been terrorizing other beers since last year ). He seemed to be in the grips of beer as he declared to his listeners (who were also paying keen attention) that he hated - with passion, to hear three things from women. Nna, me I kuku strain my ear to collect the gist come share with my people...lol. The three hated things for the night were;

1. Bae, my landlord called me today about rent! (I no dey use ear hear this one I don end that call...lol)
2. Bae, buy me recharge card! (Some will even ask for both their lines...NO! don't mention...lol)
3. Bae, my hair don dey scratch me, I wan make hair! (Imagine the nonsense...lol)
4. Feel free to add yours...lol

You must be broke

Broke guyz dnt av right to complain @op

every man does 2 and 3 for his girlfreind,..
As 4 side chick, i cant xplain

Dont mind her,shey u b her papa?

prettythicksme:
Dont mind her,shey u b her papa?

Them hack your account? i no believe say na you type this thing.

falconey:


Them hack your account? i no believe say na you type this thing.

Yea,hackers at work

Redbenson come see ya pple oo

If your hair dey scratch you, scratch am too

You must be loaded

Strahovski1:
You must be broke

x9ja1960:
You must be loaded

Yes Bro. Because I'm working.

Why won't you let broke guys complain as they like...as your handle preach

CJjoy:
Broke guyz dnt av right to complain @op

I see. So everyone working must be loaded?

Strahovski1:


Yes Bro. Because I'm working.

If i talk dey will say i like money, Even if m making millions, i will still collect money for hair and oda things from my hubby, becos he is the boss. I will always be here to support him when needs it

x9ja1960:
Why won't you let broke guys complain as they like...as your handle preach

u're broke nd in a relationship wat are u expecting