As his 'jokes' run dry, he turns to political boot licking to remain relevant.

Same people that destroyed Nigeria for 16 years suddenly want a miracle. keep Wailing.

shamecurls:



I am Shamecurls, I am Zombified

Oh! Really?

I do not envy you then...

While walking down the street one day a presidential candidate was tragically hit by a car and died. Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.” “No problem, just let me in,” says the politician. “Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one day in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.” “Really?, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the politician. “I’m sorry, but we have our rules.” And with that, St. Peter escorts her to the elevator and she goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and she finds herself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all her friends and other politicians who had worked with her. Everyone is very happy and in an evening dress. They run to greet her, shake her hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people . They then dined on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are all having such a good time that before the politician realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives her a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for her, “Now it’s time to visit heaven…” So, 24 hours passed with the politician joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before she realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. “Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.” The politician reflects for a minute, then she answers: “Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.” So St. Peter escorts her to the elevator and she goes down, down, down to hell… Now the doors of the elevator open and she’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. She sees all her friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground. The devil comes over to her and puts his arm around her shoulders. “I don’t understand,” stammers the politician. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?” The devil smiles at her and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted.”

Jonadraft looted treasury that caused basket battle and snail law a calamity to zoo kingdom. Buharisation is but a process heir of calamity which over time will conquer all odd of our time. Change is step at a time, support the cause and move the country forward

castroevans:
Before Apc took over government, my breakfast was UTC sliced bread,5eggs with a very thick tea (I don't need to add sugar to the thick)... now i'm resorting to agege bread, one egg and tea filled with water that u can't even taste the chocolate or milk in it... this is not the change we asked for.

This your change is a positive and healthy. How can u eat five eggs at one sitting? U wan die be dat. At least with your kind of breakfast those weight will come down fast.

Aufbauh:
Patience is a virtue and those who lack it are deprived of it.
"When a leader inherits ruins, he has to clear and evacuate the debris in order to rebuild; naturally construction is not a lightning, it's steps in order of its design" - Sen. Shehu Sani

3 years from now, Buhari will do worse than he is doing.

Bookmark my comment.

You still dey eat bread tea and egg. That's enough for a breakfast. 5 eggs and over-thick tea are too much and unhealthy anyway.

castroevans:
Before Apc took over government, my breakfast was UTC sliced bread,5eggs with a very thick tea (I don't need to add sugar to the thick)... now i'm resorting to agege bread, one egg and tea filled with water that u can't even taste the chocolate or milk in it... this is not the change we asked for.

Se what Igbos are doing to themselves.

a govt that is just 9month old.i bet you none of you wailers can do any better.i stand with buhari.

Aufbauh:
Patience is a virtue and those who lack it are deprived of it.

you know what, Nigerians are the most patient & optimistic people on earth! They have this e go beta attitude even when odds or reality is against them. Within one year, Buhari has succeeded in destroying whatever legacy GEJ left behind. Buhari's claim of fighting corruption is a sham because he himself & his cronies are all corrupt, what did he do with the scandalous budget fraud? He patted them on the back by redeploying them! No sack! No Prosecution! No Jailing!! You know why? Because he was aware ab initio!!! What about the 12 presidential jets? he still keeps & maintains them at great cost to the economy! What radical effort is he making in the agricultural sector, solid minerals & manufacturing sectors No policy, no direction. Nigerians has never withnessed such suffering they are currently passing through today & you are talking about patience!!

Look at the names of the people bashing basketmouth...they are all from one region of the country. I am not surprised.

Misterdhee1:
Go through all the names, then you see a connection! Smh!! Tribalism won't take us anywhere, election is almost a year now..

You are the bigot here man. What's wrong with the names? Or are you not 'feeling' the current change? I guess ur parents still feed u hence ur ability to come online to spill trash. Nigerians are living in hell at the moment if u dnt know. Though I'm sure u do, ur just being a zombie.

This will be the most corrupt regime forget about corruption parade they are using, upon all the so called money EFCC are recovering no body seem to know anything about it.

tamonokare:
This is what the celebrated comedian posted on his Facebook page yesterday about PMB.

https://m.facebook.com/BasketmouthComedy/photos/a.475838960190.387584.333770020190/10156629062125191/?type=3&source=48

If you look at the names of people rubishing basketmouth you would know that they are those who did not even want PMB to win the election in the first place. You did not vote for the change so why complaining? Don't worry when we start reaping from the mess baba is clearing u shall all keep shut. I know your problems all these TAN turned IPOD no more money to share and the one u got/stole PMB is taking them back. Against all odds God gave us PMB and for sure he shall make him succeed. If PMB did not enter where on earth would we have known about Dasukigate/2.2B for prayer. Nonsense.

ApC is the best Government in the world --Zombies

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SycophanticGoat:



Oh! Really?

I do not envy you then...

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Basketmouth na thunder go fire that your mouth there!

Because you sit at the comfort of your house enjoying your money while others are suffering out there you think all is well.

May be you have fuel, light, were you are living and this hardship is not reaching your end.

That's why I love Bovi any day any time, he always feel what the masses are feeling. Right from time, casket mouth has never been my preference but he need to get this right that " Talent is God -given, be humble, Fame is man -given, be thankful, conceit is self-given, be careful. " It is men that give u the fame so be careful of ur statements young man because masses are angry.

If Nigerians want GEJ. Then the country is really doomed no hope.

Impatience got you lot to the situation of total corruption and looting mentality at all levels, no savings with many years of high oil prices.

If PDP and their stealing ways were in office now. Things will be much worse with the drop in oil prices.

I don't think many Nigerians realize that most of their wealth has been stolen and stashed overseas by the very people they praise.

Those of us that travel frequently see and meet the so called honorables living lavishly in western countries with stolen money that could have developed Nigeria.

If you like vote back GEJ in 2019.

Atlantian:
I do not feel disappointed in Buhari, because I knew aforehand that there is nothing that a man with combined attribute could offer Nigerians. He is not just ill-educated, he is also very emotional. Such person can never be a great leader. Una never chee chomching. Right now, I have been asking people why they voted Buhari and 100% of the people I ask, swear the never voted him. Who did ?

lol, i voted 4 him and nt 4 a sec have i ever regretd it, u speak of him being emotional abi, u nko i guess u nt. U talk of him bin illiterate, i dont tink so cos a fool wld tink a major general in da nigerian army who was 1s a minister, governor and a military president is illiterate. Ur hate 4 him wldnt take away da fact dat wat he has achievd CANNEVER b achievd by some of his haterz even if given 10 life termz. Plz deal wid it.

No scapegoat dis time 4 oga basketmouth

iamdynamite:
a govt that is just 9month old.i bet you none of you wailers can do any better.i stand with buhari.

You will keep supporting mediocrity till your last breath! This is almost one year yet your god has'nt done anything to help those he is ruling. He behaves as if he is not aware or does not care about what is happening! Pls google about the Tanzanian president that came to power months after Buhari entered Aso rock & see the passion & sweeping changes he has made in his country within a short time! Buhari is not different from IBB or OBJ or other past rulers, they all have one thing in common which is greed & selfishness. I am not a prophet, but I can tell you authoritatively that Buhari is a senile, docile, wicked, corrupt, sadist, ignorant & vengeful old man who will leave Nigeria worse than he met it simply because he & his economic team has nothing to offer!!!

guest12345:
Indeed change is a gradual process. what is change:- To alter; to make different; to cause to pass from one state to another; as, to change the position, character, or appearance of a thing; to change the countenance. people should calm down, suffer before pleasure. we will get there soon. in my place (Zariagi) we have no light for more than one month now but i still have hope in this government. proudlyebiragwomanproudlykogite. God bless Nigeria.

Your definition of change is undoubtedly accepted but there is this adage which states that "delay is dangerous" and that a stitch in time saves nine. Na wen all wretched nigerians go die finish, na then buhari change go come abi?

MrEverest:
You will keep supporting mediocrity till your last breath! This is almost one year yet your god has'nt done anything to help those he is ruling. He behaves as if he is not aware or does not care about what is happening! Pls google about the Tanzanian president that came to power months after Buhari entered Aso rock & see the passion & sweeping changes he has made in his country within a short time! Buhari is not different from IBB or OBJ or other past rulers, they all have one thing in common which is greed & selfishness. I am not a prophet, but I can tell you authoritatively that Buhari is a senile, docile, wicked, corrupt, sadist, ignorant & vengeful old man who will leave Nigeria worse than he met it simply because he & his economic team has nothing to offer!!!

you just too subjective in your analysis and comparing tanzania with nigeria is a joke.what is the tanzanian population compared to ours and nigerian situation is quite complicated.to they have cabals in tanzania that makes money from them not having light,do they have greedy oil marketers who can still come to terms with the fact that its no more business as usual no money for them to share again.or did thier ex president spent a whooping over 2billion dollars on elections.when crude oil is less than 40$ per barrel,soyou expect a quickfix to this problems right.and remeber the budget hasnt been passed yet.

Basketmouth again.

Aufbauh:
Patience is a virtue and those who lack it are deprived of it.
"When a leader inherits ruins, he has to clear and evacuate the debris in order to rebuild; naturally construction is not a lightning, it's steps in order of its design" - Sen. Shehu Sani

Love that quote and i agree it takes time...But fighting unrealistic corruption wars should not be the best move...He got it wrong

Aufbauh:
Patience is a virtue and those who lack it are deprived of it.

Like someone said in the fbk post that if dey wanted patience,den Jonathan's wife will still b in aso rock.......so what people are asking for is to be able to buy fuel freely without queueing long hours or leaving ur house early mornings just to queue for fuel. what people are asking for to be able to have power for at least 12hrs if 24hrs isn't achievable.
What we are asking for is to b able to afford at least 2meals a day since we can't get the 3meals we were used to coz so many can't even afford 1 now talk less of half. What we r asking for is to be sure of getting our salaries at d end of each month amd not being owed 4-8months salaries and expect us to still keep working when dey in power gets their entitlements. All we are asking is what is meant to be our rights! #datsall!

Dahveydson:


I had to recheck and found out the basis of your line of thought. It's sickening though.

But the truth of the matter is things are going from bad to worse. I have not had light for 4 days and I don't even know who to blame because workers of IKEDC are on strike.

Today we bought fuel at N150 per litre at a filling station, not black market.

So even though you say tribalism, it doesn't change the situation on ground.

Don't mind turkey heads, they scream tribalism any time you speak out the truth about the way things are turning from bad to worse.meven if the names are from a certain tribe, what that tribe is simply saying is the truth, no one wants to continue like this, it's pathetic already. I bought fuel at 200 per liter yesterday just to run my generator because there was no where to get fuel as all the filling stations are totally empty.
If they are ok with the suffering, that is there business, other have a right to speak out and they are doing just that.

Those who think the thoughts flowing from most of the posters on this thread are ipob are either living overseas , in govt or blind, dead and dumb. Simply, they have lost their minds. The truth is that the whole world I now sees APC and Buhari for who they really are. Liers , clueless and visionless. Don't look at me, I am not Igbo.

Rapsowdee01:
All are Igbos !!! "Nkan to ba ma daara, a koo babe" so just chill

I was expecting to see something like dis. Keep on suffering n smiling and don't speak out because u want to claim tribal supremacy.

Misterdhee1:
Go through all the names, then you see a connection! Smh!! Tribalism won't take us anywhere, election is almost a year now..

I hop u knw Basket Mouth is Igbo.... He is even from the same State with Nnamdi Kanu