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Poor Guy by ElementG(m): 12:11pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" ![]() ![]() |
Re: Poor Guy by Nobody: 12:55pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
recycled, very stale, |
Re: Poor Guy by blissieng(f): 1:00pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
my followers seems to be increasing day by day. |
Re: Poor Guy by clemcykul(f): 1:22pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
the older the better |
Re: Poor Guy by blissieng(f): 1:36pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
THAT is a matter of opinion! |
Re: Poor Guy by clemcykul(f): 1:38pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
who is referring 2 u ![]() |
Re: Poor Guy by blissieng(f): 1:58pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
I'm just replying to what you said. the older the better? some people will defo not agree with that. |
Re: Poor Guy by donsponky(m): 3:21pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
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Re: Poor Guy by Godmother(f): 9:59pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
Recycled or not, its a great joke. |
Re: Poor Guy by clemcykul(f): 9:33am On Jul 23, 2009 |
i thought so |
Re: Poor Guy by krama(m): 10:50am On Jul 23, 2009 |
Godmother: So very true mother ![]() |
Re: Poor Guy by lysaa(f): 10:53am On Jul 23, 2009 |
hey krama, HRU? |
Re: Poor Guy by sylve11: 10:56am On Jul 23, 2009 |
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Re: Poor Guy by krama(m): 11:08am On Jul 23, 2009 |
Hey Lysaa i'm good, and u? How comes u didn't start the ques thread this time around? |
Re: Poor Guy by lysaa(f): 2:16pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
do u know i just realised u could have replied me here after seeing the thread? thanks bro. LOL u wouldnt believe i got a mail from the mod to start it up again. LOL whats up with u? |
Re: Poor Guy by romsky: 2:31pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
nuffin mush & u |
Re: Poor Guy by blissieng(f): 2:34pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
who cares? |
Re: Poor Guy by romsky: 2:38pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
God cares |
Re: Poor Guy by lysaa(f): 2:57pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
sure and with him i nor send wetin anyone dey yan. ![]() |
Re: Poor Guy by blissieng(f): 3:53pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
lysaa: who? since it OBVIOUSLY not Him |
Re: Poor Guy by lysaa(f): 3:57pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
the latter part of ur quote has answer to ur question. |
Re: Poor Guy by biola44: 3:57pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
:d :d |
Re: Poor Guy by romsky: 4:07pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
carry ya error go o jare ble with her palasa ingrish |
Re: Poor Guy by Phemour: 4:10pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
Lysaa almost here again ![]() |
Re: Poor Guy by blissieng(f): 4:14pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
palasa? wo' Roma, wo'?!?? |
Re: Poor Guy by krama(m): 4:21pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
lysaa: Well let's say im good, but feelin kinda guilty for starting the ques thread. Anyway the consolation is that i'm assuming i'm just holding brief for you ![]() ![]() |
Re: Poor Guy by blissieng(f): 4:24pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
what r u guys on abt? ![]() wanna use that thing they call email? |
Re: Poor Guy by Phemour: 4:27pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
Umhmmmm Umhmmmm ![]() |
Re: Poor Guy by romsky: 4:28pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
ble go to forum games to see wat goeth on |
Re: Poor Guy by sylve11: 4:32pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
Missin alot ![]() |
Re: Poor Guy by lysaa(f): 2:44pm On Jul 24, 2009 |
krama: nah, u dont have to feel guilty, its not likethe thread is mine, Seun started it first b4 i followed, Thanks for helping us out there. ![]() |
Re: Poor Guy by blissieng(f): 4:41pm On Jul 24, 2009 |
Roma, wata guan for games forum? |
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