esejessy:
its not funny oooo!(sobbing )

LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class!

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a150k job after graduating.

400 level (some F's here and there) : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting.

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

eniwaye2:
Oluwa pls pick my call bfor i finish my nysc by October, na beg i dy beg oooooo

Kachisbarbie:

walahi they know it's tough our there, them just having faith ni. Y'know we are very religious people here and we have excess FAITH.

seangy4konji:
As I was reading comments on this thread,a song came up on the radio. I don't know the other guy but could hear Olamide badoo.

What the other guy was repeating was

Do re mi fa so la ti do.

And I just thought of it. Graduates are complaining of getting any work to survive and this ones are singing do re mi fa so la ti do and they are buying g wagons.

Can you see that the world is coming to an end

Sempumping:
lately I have been looking for jobs to volunteer but nothing is coming still .....God have mercy, with all the qualifications.

It is well with Nigeria

crixtex:


Actually its both.....

emusmith:
I can resonate with this...

Before NYSC, I worked in a Cyber cafe/ Computer School where my "boss" at one time paid me #700 after three weeks... What!

Around that time, I remember trekking a distance whose transport equivalent is #150: 45 mins trekking...with a less than minimum wage sal

After NYSC, things began to change....Looking back nostalgically, I can't relate to those years of hustling and bustling. We are still in the game though...How time flies!

Father, may all those going through what the Op is describing have enviable jobs before this year ends.
#thistooshallpass#

Elhayjay:
CV?I HAVE SENT THOUSANDS OF THAT BOTH HARD N SOFT COPIES

Elhayjay:
As I am now,one company is enslaving me and I know very well but I can't leave the job.if I mention the useless company name,u will know what am saying.the company is owned by a Nigerian who they say is not up to 30 years.it is into logistics selling different fake products to people...no salary, commission of #400 on deliveries which most time wont be more than one in a day and you have to travel through state to deliver don't even know what I am enjoying right now in the company..the company Is a controversial company here on nairaland.who can guess....

Sempumping:
lately I have been looking for jobs to volunteer but nothing is coming still .....God have mercy, with all the qualifications.

It is well with Nigeria

Hibiscuss:


Information is power. You can five times of that while working from home and doing things you do on Nairaland free. Many guys are making hundred of thousands of naira every month through freelance.

Aroh48:
After Nysc,I stayed long before getting a job.I come dey think say dem dey follow me from village.My blood pressure come enter 3500/90,do u kn wht that means?[b]I run enter motor go villa go warn my uncle make him leave me alone.[/b]The man was suprise.I later understand say na so country be.But ,thank God for my life now.

Elhayjay:
you can let me into it pls if you don't mind.thanks

Hibiscuss:
After spending 5 years studying 4-year course, i knew i have to make use of all my chances . I just cant stand the chance of seeing myself jobless. I was so scared unemployment after service that i make the business section of this site my pal. I stumbled on a thread and i digested every information on it and learnt alot of things there. Immediately after passing out, i used my savings to get a pc and a modem and started freelancing. My monthly earning is so average to the extent of recently turning down a 70k graduate trainee job here in akure. My dad once told me all my mates are out there submitting cv but i am always busy with stupid computer. He kept silent when i showed him my last earning.

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Last words.....if you are so desperate to find a job you will surely find a way out.

Sempumping:







please teach me this your fishing* technique ....THANKS

Hibiscuss:


www.nairaland.com/2390751/how-make-up-500k-every/
And www.nairaland.com/1833989/how-make-1000-month-writing/

These are the threads that changed my story. And if you would like to learn more, maybe we can chat on whatsapp and i will give you some pdf files that ll help.

Sempumping:
lately I have been looking for jobs to volunteer but nothing is coming still .....God have mercy, with all the qualifications.

It is well with Nigeria

Saladin25:

Bro I would like to learn ooo... do you want me to PM you.

LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class!

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a150k job after graduating.

400 level (some F's here and there) : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting.

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

hamsky:
Hello everyone, i run a start-up IT Consulting firm located behind games village, kaura district, Abuja. Currently, I'm in need of two graduate assistants to handle some of the administrative tasks of the company and assist in developing some of the services we offer.
Those interested in the the admin role are required to have a business/customer service related background, satisfactory level of computer knowledge, can do attitude, excellent communication skill and interest to work in a small team in a dynamic IT environment. Good academic record would also be an advantage.

On the other hand, those interested in the IT role should have a knack for IT and a demonstrable skill in areas such as website and software development or graphics design - experience with other IT solutions/services will be an advantage. Interested applicants for this role should have the following traits/skills: can do attitude, problem solving skill, excellent communication skill and interest to work in a small team in a dynamic work environment. Good academic record would also be an advantage.
Those interested should please send their CV to my email: i.Hamidu@ask4techsolutions.com

esejessy:
I went for an interview yesterday ,hoping to get a gud job with a better pay.we started aptitude test for gud 4hours ..I was there hallucinating dat after all this stress today will b my luckiest day ! i was dumbfounded when the man told me the job is 15k. I told him tank u and carried my bag and left peacefully.(diariz God)

ugotuf:

Here is the main desperado

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYE66AYfLFI

Ada9103:
.......lolzzz I can't fit laugh. Wtf did I just watch?

Sempumping:
lately I have been looking for jobs to volunteer but nothing is coming still .....God have mercy, with all the qualifications.

It is well with Nigeria

Sempumping:






please teach me this your fishing* technique ....THANKS

cognize:
Hi nice dp. God will answer u soon.

LaurelP:
This is why we need guidance counsellors in our schools. Over 90percent of students in our high schools and tertiary institutions don't know anything about life outside the school.
They think that life always moves like this: Primary===>Secondary===>Tertiary===>NYSC===>Good Job===>Enjoyment.

The reality is that sometimes, you have to wait and endure at a particular point for years, especially after secondary school, and after NYSC. Only just a very infinitesimal number get it at a go without having to wait.

anigbajumo:


Aptitude test for almost four hours on top 15k job??

Don't even knw what to say again.