Sempumping:
lately I have been looking for jobs to volunteer but nothing is coming still .....God have mercy, with all the qualifications.

It is well with Nigeria

Jyde89:

No bro the world aiint coming to an end cos the guy is being productive, something i expect an indidividual who claims to have spent the last four years acquaring knowledge to do rather traversing the length and bredth of 9ja in search of suvival.
In my opinion, the hnd or bsc certificate has done nothing else but limit the ability of the nigerian youth, everybody armed with a 2.1 would rather settle in one small company collecting peanuts rather than venture out and see what we can create.
Mek una sidon dia de wail o, i go soon employ all of una, meanwhile i de look for house boy nna go do?

Sempumping:





Thanks o...God bless you . Am in Abuja ,the 40k is too much sef

Sempumping:




Bsc Slt (chemical petroleum major )2:1....HND Agricultural Extension and Management (2:1)..HSE Basic .......NEBOSH IGC.. .and so on

esejessy:
Written and oral test.DAT was even what gave me the impression DAT d job was one of a kind!I was weak wen he told me 15k .After d stress of wearing suit under dis torrid weather.

anigbajumo:



Endure dear,God will surely make a way.This kind of thread is a huge turn off for any undergraduates out there especially one on a path of being a finalist.

I don't plan to stay in this useless country after my b- tech program.

Sempumping:
lately I have been looking for jobs to volunteer but nothing is coming still .....God have mercy, with all the qualifications.

It is well with Nigeria

danieloy4:
During University days: I want 150k job

NYSC: I think starting with 100k won't be a bad idea.

Now: Jes pay me any amount, I'm tired of staying at home.

Like if u are a Nigerian graduate and know what dis mean

LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class!

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a150k job after graduating.

400 level (some F's here and there) : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting.

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

Sempumping:
lately I have been looking for jobs to volunteer but nothing is coming still .....God have mercy, with all the qualifications.

It is well with Nigeria

Opeyemi4real:
Hmmmm Chemical petroleum? Which course be dis? HND again in different course entirely How old are you? Cos all these will take you nothing less than 9-10yrs. You even have 2:1 in HND maybe u mean upper credit. And Nebosh again will cost like 250k, IGC......with that 'so on' u wrote, it means u still have other qualifications. Hmmmm! That chemical petroleum self!

LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class!

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a150k job after graduating.

400 level (some F's here and there) : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting.

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

egorov:
if you are in lag, if u r ready to accept 40k/month minus 2k tax. Pm me

Elhayjay:
As I am now,one company is enslaving me and I know very well but I can't leave the job.if I mention the useless company name,u will know what am saying.the company is owned by a Nigerian who they say is not up to 30 years.it is into logistics selling different fake products to people...no salary, commission of #400 on deliveries which most time wont be more than one in a day and you have to travel through state to deliver don't even know what I am enjoying right now in the company..the company Is a controversial company here on nairaland.who can guess....

YoungExec:
Very Sad thread.
With this current economic climate unemployment is getting even worse.
In the public sector, kids of politicians are being hired secretly (eg CBN).
For those of us in the private sector, hiring is out of the question for now as some of us are laying off staff while others are struggling to maintain existing staff, much less hire new ones.
For those still in School:
Wake up! Your certificate class matters! Take your studies serious and start now to do things that give you an edge when you eventually leave school.
For those currently searching
If you totally lack experience, try to volunteer and work without pay for limited time to get the experience clause in your CV. This way you can then apply for jobs requiring experience.
If you have experience, try searching for KPI based jobs as these are still available. Eg, many companies seek improved revenues in this harsh economy so they are more likely to hire into marketing or sales departments while sacking staff of more administrative departments.
For those who have jobs
Keep your head down and avoid any problems in your office, don't shine too much, don't be too dull. Do everything in your power not to loose your job.
Start saving and Invest in a side business.
The Future of the Nigerian Youth is bleak but God is in control.
For those who seem to think that the vast majority of people on this thread are stupid for looking for work instead of going into entrepreneurship, You are very wrong!
You all seem to forget that besides the business Idea, 'capital' is the second very important thing needed to go into business and most youths don't have it. Banks won't lend without collateral and parents are struggling in this economy so who gives the youth the capital? Don't be quick to judge.

LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class!

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a150k job after graduating.

400 level (some F's here and there) : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting.

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class!

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a150k job after graduating.

400 level (some F's here and there) : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting.

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class!

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a150k job after graduating.

400 level (some F's here and there) : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting.

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class!

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a150k job after graduating.

400 level (some F's here and there) : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting.

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

lhanraya2w:

karkinase:

Hello can we talk privately.... Sent U a Pm

hunkydory:

Why not engage in self-employment while searching for a job. Try your hands on marketing petroleum products. I can teach you if you are interested.

klevotino:
boss am interested in learning petroleun product than rather siting at home went are u ready to start the teaching

hunkydory:

Whenever you are ready just let me know. My contact details is on my signature.