urhoboman: awoof go kill you. You be don dey pop champagne say lady dey quote you.

oniovo meh

emmanuelogbe: Gosh! Ladies again? Wetin they do una? Could you guys pls let them be for once. Why not talk about guys who are into cultism, robbery, rape and other vices? Na only ladies una eyes dey see?
Haba!

FEMINIST IN DA HAUS

GoodFaith:
I am a dude
I don't get u

Jesos!!! So what the hell are u quoting me for pal??

GoodFaith:
That sound better

so are you saying you can treat me better than she can?

GoodFaith:
OK
she called the cop?
U end up in jail----That is NO, NO

Naa... Just kidding, i aint a woman beater, so if she mess with ma heart ill just dump her dumb a.a.s and move on!

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GoodFaith:
OK
she called the cop?
U end up in jail----That is NO, NO

Naa... Just kidding, i aint a woman beater, so if she mess with ma heart ill just dump her dumb a.a.s

GoodFaith:
If she end up treating u the way she treat her ex
Your fist will be place where?

her face

GoodFaith:
Please don't use We but use I as U

sorry o... But i thought the population in NL is above one thousand

urcutecrush: I never knew the dude was that skinny till we broke up :O still attracted?hell no.I can do better.but if u talk about missing some things then yes but that doesn't mean am still attracted

my dear just tell me what he did to you and my fist will be his lunch.

Funny as it may be, when we brake up from a relatioship expecially those that lasted for at least two years, there is this magnet like attraction the ex still have on us, even when we get involved with someone else. Mine was, i never knew my ex looked so beautiful and sexy until we separated, so i developed this comparison syndrom between the IT GIRL and the ex! I dont know about you guys but if you feel or have felt the attraction, lets know how you deal with it.

See the fine igbo chick i dey beef with self... bia nne ozugwo biko

BoiledCorn: see this one talking circle, when am talking about ogbono soup. pervated hegoat.

Normal guys cant tolerate sex freaks like, thats y you will always be sad and alone in the cold... p ussy monger

BoiledCorn: test and see what u have been missing

ill only miss your circle if its made of gold my dear

BoiledCorn: tunda fire that mode that hide my ftc post.

op its because, person suppose get standby generator.

ok now tell me why i shouldnt cheat on a girl like this?

Briareos: So, lemme get this straight... Nairaland wrote about Derenle. Derenle now tweets what Nairaland wrote about him. Now, Nairaland writes about Derenle's tweet about what Nairaland wrote about him?

So, soon, Derenle will again tweet what Nairaland wrote about him tweeting what Nairaland wrote about him in the first place.

crazy dude

akinbe: Depends on how much you earn. If you earn 10k monthly and you squat with a friend who has made life a living hell for you, you should use 90% of your salary to get an apartment fast and be free (There is nothing like freedom). However, if you earn as much as 500k monthly but wants to relocate because your daddy still treats you like a baby or you have a wicked landlord or a witch (ayamatanga) landlady, you should use about 10% of your salary.

10% how on earth can one earn 500k per month and still live in a rat hole of 50k per annum? Unless your will says bury with my money when i die!

Just as blood is the life of the body so is money in any relationship, like when a broke guy is dating a damsel with all the right features, he always feel insecure every now and then that she will eventually leave him for a fat pocket someday!

diksucker: We all need money to live. We need money to have fun. If you are truly in love with someone, money will not matter. I am 27, not married and I've dated men of all statuses...broke, rich, in between (my level). I will be completely honest, I had the best relationship with the broke guy. We were really in love, we had great sex and always had fun. Enjoyed his company the most and I still think about him. Other factors played a part and we broke up, but I always think of him as the one who got away.. In my opinion if you love someone, you love someone. If money is important to you, then you will find it to be important in relationships. If you have money and your partner doesn't, that can cause stress. And vice versa... At the end of the day, what is important to you? I say this all the time, but if you are happy, truly happy then that is ALL that matters : ) good luck!

I bet the broke guys will like this

Exactly what i always tell ladies and i quote" keep your center intact and fresh, cos your relationship will fall apart when the center cannot hold!" Thumbs up chinue Achebe

Oh! I can remember how the journey of this madness started, it was like a joke and everyone thought he was just being naughty and funny but now see what lack of good parental care(up bringing) has done to this young man...

Nope! Even if the water inside that thing is all that is left in the world, ill rather die of thirst. Ewwwwww

Thanks, but ill rather stop at the nearest chicken capitol and order for a combo medium, with a lil cheese and a lil pepper with a bottle of snapp to keep my BP in check...

Smh!! I kinda hate guys who talk like this... broff cant u even bring up a single topic on NL thats not about ladies?

The Federal Government on Tuesday said it had reduced the cost of registering Small and Medium-scale Enterprises with the Corporate Affairs Commission by 60 per cent.
The Minister of Industry, Trade and Investment, Mr. Olusegun Aganga, disclosed this while speaking at the 8th annual Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises’ finance conference.
The conference, with the theme: ‘MSME financing in Nigeria: Past, present and future’, was organised to look at the MSME finance sub-sector from a holistic perspective.
Aganga said the directive for the reduction of the business registration costs was given by President Goodluck Jonathan, adding that the development underscored the importance of the sector to poverty reduction, job creation and inclusive growth.
He said since SMEs accounted for about 80 per cent of businesses registered with the CAC as well as contributing about 50 per cent to the country’s Gross Domestic Product, there was a need to remove all factors that would impede their development.
Aganga said, “The administration of Mr. President has made it a matter of importance to support MSMEs in certain key areas – access to affordable finance, which we are doing here today; access to markets, formalisation of businesses, skill acquisition, and provision of infrastructure to reduce the cost of doing business for SMEs.
“Already, the President has approved a reduction in the cost of setting up SMEs by 60 per cent and the idea is to reduce the cost of doing business. So, today, if you are going to the CAC to set up a company, then know that the costs have been reduced by 60 per cent already.”
He added that the N220bn facility, whose disbursement was inaugurated at the event by Jonathan, would help not only to empower the SMEs, but address the access to financing needs of the sector in an efficient and sustainable manner.
Jonathan, while speaking at the event, commended the Central Bank of Nigeria for providing the fund for the development of the sector at an interest rate of nine per cent.
He added that the decision of the bank to set aside 60 per cent of the fund for women was in line with his administration’s commitment to women empowerment.
The President said that MSMEs had been recognised globally as the engine of growth in any development-oriented economy.
He added that due to their inherent labour-intensive production processes, MSMEs were also providing a veritable platform for job creation.
Jonathan said “All over the developed world, the contribution of the MSMEs to GDP is on the average of about 47 per cent; this shows clearly how important the MSMEs are to us.
“With about 17.3 million SMEs in Nigeria, there is a need for more concrete and concerted efforts to expand the activities of the MSMEs in our country.”
He added that the focus of this year’s conference, which was aimed at enhancing access to finance, was appropriate and that a vibrant MSME sub sector was indispensable to achieving sustainable transformation of the Nigerian economy.