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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Wasquad(m): 5:16pm On Apr 11, 2016
esohjay:
Haaaaaa(Sound of Relief) .. I feel fulfilled I never expererit ... Can't wait for primate to spoil your life for you

grin grin
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 5:59pm On Apr 11, 2016
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by douglasposh(m): 7:18pm On Apr 11, 2016
Baby na lady. She no dey retire.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by amdoyin82(m): 7:24pm On Apr 11, 2016
Oga, pls update ur story nao... I dey enjoy am as if my life depends on it. Pls! abeg biko!!......! I keep checking d page every now and then.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by ridwanayo(m): 7:58pm On Apr 11, 2016
Baba I dy gbadun dis ur tori,e dy sweet me for body like fresh tight puNnalicious purnany/botanical name of pusssy/make I grab my lacasera nd eggroll nd power bank dy read
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by harkinyoung(m): 8:22pm On Apr 11, 2016
Nice story so far...patiently waiting for the primate's action grin
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by cogbuagu: 8:30pm On Apr 11, 2016
The guy done blow him blessing.
Y have sez when u never get wetin u come 4?


embarassed

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by AK481(m): 8:56pm On Apr 11, 2016
lol..

interesting baba
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by summerflame(m): 8:59pm On Apr 11, 2016
Better pikin
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Lectuwaire(m): 9:14pm On Apr 11, 2016
Guy haba! why u the start ur yahoo wt the primate daughter..............we are patiently waiting for her action but pls update sharply.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TINKU01(f): 9:44pm On Apr 11, 2016
ANY MORE?

Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Galacious1: 11:05pm On Apr 11, 2016
Modern working boy story. Continue...Continue @iphekitan mainland

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by sunnyphem(m): 11:08pm On Apr 11, 2016
kudos to you bro for sharing dis story.. Pls continue.....
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 12:11am On Apr 12, 2016
Shey wen I wan give u golden circle u dey form church rat .......no bi inside wey u take sample her ni? grin
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Vicktomaniaa(m): 12:30am On Apr 12, 2016
This the best story I've ever read on naira land omo u try. What's next.... Can I paste this your story on Facebook?
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by olawah(m): 1:17am On Apr 12, 2016
Bros poster abeg post last phase oo I dey wait
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Godwin10(m): 2:00am On Apr 12, 2016
TeddyPendergrass:


considering how you yourself lack the proper grammar structure you criticise someone else for not having, your criticism is void and baseless!

"cwiuzly", you are a joker your damn self.
Thank you for pointing that out. He was correcting and lashing on someone, yet he was even worse. Just take a look at his typos, you will not be able to sleep knowing someone out there wrote that. cheesy

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by dapizy02(m): 8:33am On Apr 12, 2016
I no say uno even use protection.

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by kelvinesq(m): 8:51am On Apr 12, 2016
TzIphekitan:


Since u wnt stop talking trash, go google the story and copy and paste it here mtchew.

Your problem is "lack of patience "

Am a busy guy yet I. Find time in my busy schedule to write, type an post
Yet u would still bad mouth

Story ended

If you want to read upcoming part go and do so on my website, guess that should do
so the rest will suffer for one man's sin? Bro please ignore such comments. N/B-If nobody talk about you then you're nobody,whether na true dem talk or na lie...
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by kudosdee: 9:45am On Apr 12, 2016
give me website link ooo i go read am finish guy
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by emyblinkx(m): 9:50am On Apr 12, 2016
bros abeg if u no go update,give us ur site link
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 9:52am On Apr 12, 2016
Vicktomaniaa:
This the best story I've ever read on naira land omo u try. What's next.... Can I paste this your story on Facebook?

It's allowed
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 9:56am On Apr 12, 2016
Next part drops shortly

Tho might not update for the next few days due to exhaustion of data, so would try to drop to parts today

Bear with me

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by ricki: 10:24am On Apr 12, 2016
data ke

how much be data

give me your GTB account jor........
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 10:34am On Apr 12, 2016
ricki:
data ke

how much be data

give me your GTB account jor........

Lol check ur mail
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by blidz2(m): 11:06am On Apr 12, 2016
Mainland:

Part 2

Few days at home after graduating from the secondary school, I was starting to get bored at home. Therefore, my one and only companion was my phone.

I do chat day and night, 24/7 on my phone until that couldn't satisfy my boredom, because asking a girl out Online became my easiest hobby.
So n a fateful day I decided to switch my tactics.

Prior to the switching, I do have problem with data, I wasn't getting enough doe for my monthly sub, so I switched tactics by created a female 2go account. I checked in to Facebook and saw one portharcourt girl profie, stolesome couple of pix of hers, do use them as my display picture for that account. I added most of my old school mates to the account. I used the username "maryjane".

All my life I thought asking a girl out was easy but sincerely making a guy ask you out is easier.
I just chat with them for 2 hours, and the next thing you notice is them chatting nicely, caringly, chai guys mehn, greater mumu, during those duration, i'd get up to #3000 Naira Worth Of Recharge card from those guys, all I took was a yes.

On a fateful day I was in the saloon normal normal to have my hair cut, it wasn't my turn yet so I sat on one of the chairs pressing my phone, I just saw some older guys typing hard on their laptops like a person preparing a project report, I sha looked away until the phone of one one them ringed and guess what, the guy changed voice ni sharply on picking up the call, I had no choice but to take a look at them again, the guy faked his voice to that of a girlish type, and he was speaking fast English, I was like. Sho in this place na

To be continued
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by ricki: 11:36am On Apr 12, 2016
blidz2:
blidz2

i see wat you did there o. u dey warn me Make I shine face abi..... make I wake up. Thankx for the heads up though


grin grin grin grin grin Thank sha but I was trying to support the fellow with something na. Until someone else fit write like him then I go be mugu for today. He siad he gets up to 3k data per day so am upping it up to 10k magarily.

Gbam Lobatan

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 11:40am On Apr 12, 2016
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 11:50am On Apr 12, 2016
Part 29

I later woke around 2pm, I went to the primate Office to tell her I would be leaving very early the next day and to check if she got to know about what just happened, you know you can't tell, holy spirit might have alerted her. [grin].


Me : Good Day ma.

Primate : ife boy , how are you?

Me : am gentle ma

Primate : you can start your business as from tomorrow onwards.


Me : Yeah am grateful ma . Thats the reason am here ma .

Primate : OK am listening.

Me : I would take my leave very early tomorrow morning. And i want to ask how much i'd would pay for all you have done for me.


Primate : [chuckles] When you start making your money, you can drop by once in a while and drop something. You are free to leave anytime you like.


Prostrated
Me : thanks ma, am very grateful.


I Left her presence feeling like a boss, she didn't suspect anything nisha. I came for a mission, now am leaving fulfilling two missions, am the boss mehn.

Went back to my room, all this while I got no call or message from boss and krissh, so I pinged them both.
Bosun wasn't online I guess but krissh replied, so we started chatting.

Me : oh boy , shey na life you think say you dey live.

Krissh : leave that jae, you don't know wetin person dey go through for here.

Me : whatever, am returning tomorrow o.

Krissh : returning to where? Woss wobi, eke has bursted us twice this week already, and they are still trailing us, meaning we are on heat, bosun and i have dispersed and we are just scoting at friends place ni in order for things to cool down.

Oh this eke sef, their job is to protect the people, na working Boy dem dey chase.

Me : This one technical o, how eke go come dey burst you guys for G.R.A, some of your friends might have told on you.

Krissh : God purnish the mother fu*king informant.

Me : make I go back to my papa house then.

Krissh : you sef still get option.

Me : where bosun dey, his number no dey go through, and him no dey reply messages.

Krissh : eke don collect his phone the last time they caught us.

Me : Chai Dias God O

Krissh : abi now

Me : Aiit TTYL [talk to you later]

Krissh : ok

Conversation ended

Hmmmmn some people are just crazy oh, they don't have any work than to they spoil their friends life, God purnish any informant of a friend I get.

Went to take my bath and on getting back, I met two missed calls on my phone, checked it up and it was pman.

This one wey pman dey call me, hope all is well, I decided not to call him back.
I was still dressing when mucee call came through, I picked up.

Me : Ekasan ma [gud afternoon ma]

Mum : ife booni? [How are you]

Me : fine ma

Mum : how is work?

Me : going on smoothly ma.

Mum : your dad said he called you, and you failed to pick up.

Me : I was having my bath then ma

Mum : didn't you see his missed call, shouldn't you have called back.

Me : am sorry ma.

Mum : anyways, we. Just Want To inform you, we are visiting you tomorrow after service, so send me your address.

Me : What? Why?

Mum : What is what, shouldn't we know your place, we are coming over tomorrow so just send me your address.

Hungs up.


Chai this people sef, nawa for them oh, they just dey impose visit upon person. What address would I text them bayi, hmmmmn gobe.

That changed my mood instantly, I kept calculating, thinking and weighing my options, eventually none was making sense. I no fit bring them here, and i no fit lead them to G.R.A. Chai what am I going to do?




To be continued

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by jayron(m): 12:06pm On Apr 12, 2016
Weldon & welcome...
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by MosdafN97(m): 1:04pm On Apr 12, 2016
Hmmm fire on d mountain. extremely intriguing. Nice update Man
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by princefaculty(m): 1:13pm On Apr 12, 2016
Fuji house of commotion, impediments are beginning to set in one after the other telling you that d journey still far...

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