Cristalz:

@TKB
Pele o. Thought you woulda noticed there was no red thingy beside his name on the FPL list.
Anywayz, Torres just might get a hattrick. It's Hull they're playing.

@Ibime
Had to tell him. . .hez always got my back there.

tkb417:

awoof can run belle oh

mukina2:

awoof can run belle oh

oya, come make we talk
go and re-enter ur code
shey cos i never beg u

oya i don beg u nau


oya do it b4 close of today
okey
thank u. no fall me hand o

Ibime:

Muki darling,

Pls let bygones be bygones, for the sake of love and harmony.

No more wuru-wuru from me. Thats a promise.

Kindly return to the league.

Love,

Ibime

i don die
see Ibime dey write letter

Unku TKB

i have to listen to my lawyer Madam LI first.

we are suing for damages

Yes, Mr. Ibime Tamuno aka Tamuno Ibime aka FPL godfather.  .  .

My client and I are considering suing for damages caused to the members and gaffer of Librans FC by the unlawful and highly preposterous ejection of the team from your  fantasy league.
The act was completely ludicrous, and resulted in my client becoming extremely lugubrious. The members of her team were thrown into severely depressed states and engaged in barroom brawls with fans of Millwall FC and FC Borat.
All of the above can be directly attributed to you.

However, due to the extremely magnanimous nature of my lovely client, we are not going to press charges. She has decided that the thought of you wallowing in FPL prison with a bunch of gay men is too much for her tender heart to bear. So, she will re-join the league.

But, any further bursts of militantic aggression from you will bring severe consequences.

Signed,
Barrister Madam Li & Associates (SAN, LLB, MMQ, QPR, FBS, NTA).

Criz, my team engaged in barroom brawls?
Did you see gerrard or rooney there!
Thank God for Fantasy League, scummies and gaynners alike are praying for the return of DD, THEIR WORST NIGHTMARE!

Cristalz:

Yes, Mr. Ibime Tamuno aka Tamuno Ibime aka FPL godfather.  .  .

My client and I are considering suing for damages caused to the members and gaffer of Librans FC by the unlawful and highly preposterous ejection of the team from your  fantasy league.
The act was completely ludicrous, and resulted in my client becoming extremely lugubrious. The members of her team were thrown into severely depressed states and engaged in barroom brawls with fans of Millwall FC and FC Borat.
All of the above can be directly attributed to you.

However, due to the extremely magnanimous nature of my lovely client, we are not going to press charges. She has decided that the thought of you wallowing in FPL prison with a bunch of gay men is too much for her tender heart to bear. So, she will re-join the league.

But, any further bursts of militantic aggression from you will bring severe consequences.

Signed,
Barrister Madam Li & Associates (SAN, LLB, MMQ, QPR, FBS, NTA).

My lawyer has spoken
The team has gone back to the league.

mukina2:

My lawyer has spoken
The team has gone back to the league.

oya come here for a hug

Chei! Ibime wetin dey do you?

Anyway you are lucky Muki don join if not

Muki how you dey? I dey absent since for here, good thing you don join the league again.

Cristalz:

Yes, Mr. Ibime Tamuno aka Tamuno Ibime aka FPL godfather.  .  .

My client and I are considering suing for damages caused to the members and gaffer of Librans FC by the unlawful and highly preposterous ejection of the team from your  fantasy league.
The act was completely ludicrous, and resulted in my client becoming extremely lugubrious. The members of her team were thrown into severely depressed states and engaged in barroom brawls with fans of Millwall FC and FC Borat.
All of the above can be directly attributed to you.

However, due to the extremely magnanimous nature of my lovely client, we are not going to press charges. She has decided that the thought of you wallowing in FPL prison with a bunch of gay men is too much for her tender heart to bear. So, she will re-join the league.

But, any further bursts of militantic aggression from you will bring severe consequences.

Signed,
Barrister Madam Li & Associates (SAN, LLB, MMQ, QPR, FBS, NTA).

Dear Barrister Li,

In reference to your letter dated 14th of May 1945 on behalf of the claimant Ms Reeama Reeama, my client Mr ITK419 has instructed my chambers to solicit an apology from the aforementioned for causing grevious distress to all joint-stockholders of the Fantasy Premer League company, as her pejorative action could have precipitated the liquidation of stock and the issue of a winding up order by the exective arbiter, Mr Ibime Tamuno.

Pursuant to the dictates of the Fantasy Premier League Rules, your client contravened the constitution ab initio by selecting a team which was not of a requisite standard to provide competition to all other members of the league. Upon directives from the independent ombudsman that she should make legally-binding changes to the structure of her formation; and composition of her first eleven, she abdicated all tactical responsibility, prompting the stalemate which informed her suspension from the board of Directors. The sheer magnanimity of her co-directors ensured that she was voted back onto the board, at which point she decided to dig her heels in like the proverbial woman scorned.

However, my client is glad that the impasse has ended, and that Reeama Reeama has indicated her willingness to take her seat on the Fantasy Premier League Board. On behalf of my client, I would like to welcome Reeama Reeama back onto the Fantasy League board and assure her that my client will not be exercising his right to redeem the indemnities he took out against Librans FC to ensure that any loss incurred from such action is mitigated. My client has chosen to forego this right as he believes that it is sine qua non that all parties and counterparties come to the negotiating table with clean hands, in pursuit of the actualisation of symbiotic goals and mutual fiscal interest.


On behalf of ITK419,

Barrister Timi DeLaw (SAN, SAN, LLB, MMQ, QPR, FBS, NTA, GCSE, PHD, BA, BSC, A-Levels, WAEC)

if i whoze your face ehn, na hospital u go land
who be itk419

Barrister Timi DeLaw (SAN, SAN, LLB, MMQ, QPR, FBS, NTA, GCSE, PHD, BA, BSC, A-Levels, WAEC

why u no put ur jelosinmin certificate

i don die

crase people full hia

You all should thank me for getting Mukina back.

If you know how I sweated all night now she is beaming all smiles like a woman who had a wonderful bedroom experience.

Ibime, You owe me money for blood tonic, and milk oh

dayokanu:

You all should thank me for getting Mukina back.

If you know how I sweated all night now she is beaming all smiles like a woman who had a wonderful bedroom experience.

Ibime, You owe me money for blood tonic, and milk oh

i wan do o

dayokanu:

You all should thank me for getting Mukina back.

If you know how I sweated all night now she is beaming all smiles like a woman who had a wonderful bedroom experience.

Ibime, You owe me money for blood tonic, and milk oh

tkb417:


i wan do o

do wetin?

agabaI23:

There is always an advantage for late bloomers as they would have known who is who before bpicking their teams!

Yessir!!! Very brilliant observation.A lot of peeps began with dud teams and injured players for example 4 of my players where injured in gameweek 1 and another 4 or 5 missed gameweek 2 because not everyone was involved in matches that week

@Tkb,

Do wetin, You no get electric socket for room? Do with the socket

Ibime:


Barrister Timi DeLaw (SAN, SAN, LLB, MMQ, QPR, FBS, NTA, GCSE, PHD, BA, BSC, A-Levels, WAEC)

ROFLMAO

Your ailment is worse than mine.

dayokanu:

You all should thank me for getting Mukina back.

If you know how I sweated all night now she is beaming all smiles like a woman who had a wonderful bedroom experience.

Ibime, You owe me money for blood tonic, and milk oh

LOL

@ITK419
Respect yasef dia o.
We fit sue for improper conduct.

dayokanu:

@Tkb,

Do wetin, You no get electric socket for room? Do with the socket

GROSS

Cristalz:


@ITK419
Respect yasef dia o.
We fit sue for improper conduct.

abi this Ibime don dey crase
the guy wan give me name by force

what do u want to sue me for?
what did i do again o?

@ITK419
For this. . .

tkb417:


i wan do o

Wetin he wan do?

Mukina?

yes? wetin?

Na Mukina una dey discuss like this?

Are you guys feeding on diseased Sallah meat?

Crizzle

i wan do somthn

im shy i cannot say it

dayokanu:

Na Mukina una dey discuss like this?

Are you guys feeding on diseased Sallah meat?

count urself in too its free to dream w**k

derry minded people. make una nor corrupt my innocent mind oh

mukina2:

count urself in too its free to dream w**k

derry minded people. make una nor corrupt my innocent mind oh

tkb417:

@TKB
You wan do wetin?
Nor go do anything wey you nor go fit undo o.

chei!!! all this pipu get derry minds

Its free to do wat Murky?

free to dream and w**k