this is my first topic guys!!!



lemme start my story before I get carried away. my story goes thus,I met dis chick while doing my school clearance and we got talking .she's a nice looking girl I must say,after a while na, na so I start to dey flirt it was going really well she obviously had a thing for me and d feeling was mutual until!!! she dropped a bombshell (ghen ghen!!) "yo levvii I just want u to know I have a boyfriend" (na so I melt ) almost 5wiks of flirting and courting she was just letting me know.I was like "no problem" as a gentleman (which I am) I had to let go ....but the mistake I made was that I did it rapidly I stopped. I stopped calling,texting, visiting and so on.I thought it was for her good na so she para one day say I no dey call anymore.... (I was like see gobe) I tried letting her see things from my perceptive... she no gree ooo she was like "if I had given u d chance dats how'd use and dump her" in my mind I was like (shey u no ge bf ni?) I didn't wanna voice out cause we all know ladies are pros at aggravating issues...I sha apologized (being d gentlemen I am) she did not stop dere oooo na so my guys dey tell me say d girl (her name is deresin by the way "sexy name ain't it this is my first topic guys!!!



lemme start my story before I get carried away. my story goes thus,I met dis chick while doing my school clearance and we got talking .she's a nice looking girl I must say,after a while na, na so I start to dey flirt it was going really well she obviously had a thing for me and d feeling was mutual until!!! she dropped a bombshell (ghen ghen!!) "yo levvii I just want u to know I have a boyfriend" (na so I melt ) almost 5wiks of flirting and courting she was just letting me know.I was like "no problem" as a gentleman (which I am) I had to let go ....but the mistake I made was that I did it rapidly I stopped. I stopped calling,texting, visiting and so on.I thought it was for her good na so she para one day say I no dey call anymore.... (I was like see gobe) I tried letting her see things from my perceptive... she no gree ooo she was like "if I had given u d chance dats how'd use and dump her" in my mind I was like (shey u no ge bf ni?) I didn't wanna voice out cause we all know ladies are pros at aggravating issues...I sha apologized (being d gentlemen I am) she did not stop dere oooo na so my guys dey tell me say d girl (her name is deresin by the way "sexy name ain't it?) talk say I be playboy (which is certainly not true) e no stop dere oo...na so d news spread reach all d galz for my department. going to class was hell everyday I could d glaring resentment on the faces of all the girl when I walk by (as a gentleman, I just let it slide) I had to confront d deresin chick ooo she can't just spoil my rep like DAT na 100l we still dey DAT time sef. I met her on d false allegations she was like "isn't DAT what I am? I said "how" na so she kon dey speak in idioms oo "you're a wolf in sheep fur....what if I had given in to ur flirtatious suave that's how u'd have gotten wat u wanted and den cut me off" I tried explaining to her this bar no gree ooo!!! na so I do bravado vex commot...we reconciled subsequently, but our relationship wasn't as strong as it used to be ....so my fellow niggaz I don't which advise to give sef cuz I no knw where I f**k (yeee I should have used bleep pardon me jhere)up my own is DAT u shud beware of the opposite gender

I successfully wasted two minutes reading your sorry story. Ope ni foluwa anyways

God knows I would have loved to read this epistle but I sincerely have no time to spare

If only Op can just concentrate on his books & wait til d time is ryt. He's jst sooo young judging frm his 'composition'