School neighbours

Am guilty of NO 9 and I wl buy in buck dis time

Children

that of matches I know,but every other thing especially 8 I know not

seunny4lif:

Space Booker union

R u jealuxing

Yes but my network fast too

northvietnam:


R u jealuxing

that number 9 happened to me yesterday when I was cleaning my room. one guy that visited a friend in my lodge approached me and....
him: guy abeg u get condom??
me:no I no get
him:u know who I fit collect from here??
me:no I no know. but e get my guys wey get wey I for help u collect from them but their lodge no dy near..







Mimizy

Sunky200:


stop lying, plead guilty of all the 9 count charges or else...

we go be neighbours then

Davidlein:
U for kuku say u dey 4 bottomless pit

Broom
Rake and shovel
Cutlass
Ladder
Iron
Charger
Slippers
Newspaper
Cold water

Kiish:
we go be neighbours then

I no get wetin fit qualify me as ur neighbor

Remember one asking for my Sponge, I told him sponge wey I use dey wash inside my yansh nd the dude gave up...

bros no dey lie...

Davidlein:
I no get wetin fit qualify me as ur neighbor

Kiish:
I no kuku get neighbour. Na Sambisa i dey

Kiish:
I no kuku get neighbour. Na Sambisa i dey

I no fit share the followings wit anyboy:
1)my wife
2)My money
3)My car
4)My house

Anything asides from this four things no wahala.

Attached is the ref;pix below.

Kiish:
bros no dey lie...

Na the koko b dat oga..

You sef dey laugh me.... no be so life be. Come and be my neighbour

Rayor993:

*igbako

*ijabe

*omorogun

Kiish:
You sef dey laugh me.... no be so life be. Come and be my neighbour

No p nah bt i no fit live wt u in Sambisa

Oga o. I thought it was only me. Neighbours borrow all kinds of things from me and end up saying bad things about me. Some people can never make it in life I swear.

godfrey01:
You forgot to add one... Sex... Ask the ladies, they can testify to this...

godfrey01:
You forgot to add one... Sex... Ask the ladies, they can testify to this...

That list remain invalid without PHONE CHARGER

Bucket

gossips n gist

Cutehector:
Nothing to addd

really..??

because sambisa no be UK abi?

Rayor993:
No p nah bt i no fit live wt u in Sambisa

What of their wives?

Adehwale:
I can relate to others, but clothes and girlfriends/boyfriends?? Which part of d kuntry, dah one take dey happen?

oga very wey op list dey dey happen,i dey share babe with my cousin back uni and na so we dey share other tins with our neighbors.

@op pls add
cutleries(spoon), toilet paper, bathroom slippers, bucket, bathing and washing soap, tv + dvd + pillow + mattress(once babe dey road dey come), toothpaste....i would have continued but make others add

Lol before I opened the thread I said if matches and kerosene aren't there then oP no get neighbours.

Lent each other matches so bad at some point we couldn't tell whose matches it belongs to

Our neighbour still owe us about 10 bottles kerosene pay up fam

I miss those days meehn