qblaze:

@nex.

In order to understand the fuelless car, you must be "Redeemed".

AT THIS POINT, PLEASE SAY A SHORT PRAYER AND GIVE YOUR LIFE TO JESUS THROUGH OUR DADDY IN THE LORD, G.O ENOCH ADEJARE ADEBOYE, CON.

After doing this, please take a hose and remove nearly all the petrol in your car.

Then jump into your car and take a ride towards a remote place. When your car runs out of fuel, take a deep breath and pray, speak in tongues and "challenge" Baba God save you from your predicament.


You will suddenly experience a miracle and your car will start moving even though there is no fuel.

In my case, it even drove itself.


"Alleluia". Praise the Lord.

nex:

@qblaze


Don't worry about my safety. Osun is behind me.

I've got everything sort out. I'm also studying Daddy G.O. Not just the words he uses, but there's this calm way of talking that makes the mugu believe you're sure of that heavenly connect, that you're completely assured in your faith that can defy Physics, Biology and Nature.
Miracles will abound in every angle in so far as you've entered Heavens Gate.

Somebody shout Halleluyah!

switch47:

MAY THE ALMIGHTY GOD CONTINUE TO BLESS PASTOR ADEBOYE!!   A Man after his heart!! Amen!!  All glory all power be on to God for this man's life. God bless him!!

switch47:

BY GRACE are we saved!! The grace of god covers all. (skip) God will show mercy to whom he will and compassion onto whom he will.

e-net:

THE MAN CALLED PASTOR E.A. ADEBOYE IS A MAN THAT I LOOK UP TO.HE IS MY ROLE MODEL IN EVRYTHING.IN TERMS OF HIS HUMILITY,LUV,PATIENCE,WISDOM,KNOWLEDGE,EVEN UNDERSTANDING IN TERMS OF HIS FOLLOWERSHIP AROUND D WORLD.I JUST PRAY THAT GOD WILL KEEP HIM AND CONTINUE TO USE HIM 4 HIS NAME.

switch47:

    YES,  Pastor Adeboye Has a very humble disposition, May God continue to bless his ministry that has been ablessing to Thousands both rich and poor. GOD BLESS PASTOR ADEBOYE!!

qblaze:

@Tudor,

It appears that you are really backed by a strange and powerful supernatural force. I can't believe you are still alive after these continuous attacks on my great Daddy G.O.

Why should he build any hospitals or school when the Lord is always talking to him?

My Daddy G.O has no time for such trivia.

Do you know how many water spirits that my Daddy G.O has exorcised from pretty Lagos socialites?

Do you know how many big charms he has destroyed?

Abeg, leave the governors to do all these important things. My Daddy G.O is a spiritual being.

And I'm really worried about his wrath.

Don't let him see you in his powerful mirror and send you into the great beyond.

Alleluia Somebody?

Alleluia, 3X.

blacksta:

Another Satanic Agent on the prowl

e-net:

THE MAN CALLED PASTOR E.A. ADEBOYE IS A MAN THAT I LOOK UP TO.HE IS MY ROLE MODEL IN EVRYTHING.IN TERMS OF HIS HUMILITY,LUV,PATIENCE,WISDOM,KNOWLEDGE,EVEN UNDERSTANDING IN TERMS OF HIS FOLLOWERSHIP AROUND D WORLD.I JUST PRAY THAT GOD WILL KEEP HIM AND CONTINUE TO USE HIM 4 HIS NAME.

switch47:

YES, Pastor Adeboye Has a very humble disposition, May God continue to bless his ministry that has been ablessing to Thousands both rich and poor. GOD BLESS PASTOR ADEBOYE!!

bawomolo:

this thread is comedy

Beaf:


@Jacumo
Can you put the goat in it?

akigbemaru:

Many of you bloody idiots critizicing Adeboye, but many of you are known for being tightwads. Adeboye is doing the great work of God. I have told all you bastard Igbo people to stay away from anything western region affairs. If you think it's disturbing you, how Adeboye receives God's glories, you can mix soda with Garri and see if you can meet God at the port of entry to collect your glories too. Haters, if you like drink the Gatorade Hat0rade. Instead of you foolish people saber-rattling on this forum, why can't you take your destiny?

switch47:

   ADEBOYE ROCKS!!    say what? you heard me right-----all the bad gist wont change that fact!! HE IS NIGERIAN NUMBER ONE LEGEND OF ALL TIME!!

Tudór:


WHERE ARE THE FREE HEALTH CLINICS?!

WHERE ARE THE REHABILITATION CENTRES?!

WHERE ARE THE POVERTY ALLEVIATION SCHEMES?!

WHERE ARE THE FREE SCHOOLS FOR THE POOR?!

GIVE US THE LOCATIONS/ADDRESSES OF THE AFOREMENTIONED FACILITIES!!

WHEN WILL ADEBOYE HELP CAROLINE JOHNSON, A POOR MEMBER WHO HAS BEEN PAYING TITHES IN ESSENCE FEEDING ADEBOYE AND HIS WRETCHED FAMILY?!

WHY DO WE NOT SEE THE VISIBLE IMPACTS OF ADEBOYE'S MINISTRY ON THE LIVES OF THE POOR?!
QUESTIONS! QUESTIONS!! QUESTIONS!!!


BEHOLD!!! The GREED, INSENSITIVITY, WICKEDNESS, FALLACIES AND LIES of Pastor Adeboye!!
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-298316.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-306408.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-213061.0.html

Jakumo:

Worldwide, Nigeria is renowned for being a safe haven and fertile breeding ground for fraudsters, treasury looters, ritual murderers and highway bandits, so it is only fitting and proper that Newsweek would select the Nigerian who best epitomizes that criminal notoriety, and who has amassed the greatest wealth from a life of felonious duplicity -Pastor Eunuch Adejale Adebole.

To illustrate the asinine nature of the bold-faced lies by which Adejale and many Nigerians of his ilk thrive, Newsweek gave prominent mention to Adejale's ridiculous, hilarious and utterly preposterous claim that he powered a petrol-engined car for 200 miles with no fuel other than PRAYER.   In one fell swoop, Newsweek thus calmly reminded the world of the institutionalized fraud that rules all facets of life in Nigeria, as well as profound irony of the fact that Nigerians remain among the most gullible and easily entranced human beings in existence, despite also retaining their unchallenged global prominence as compulsive practitioners of deception and systematic, instinctive illegality.