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Just One Naira by tytylayor: 1:03pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
!!!!! enjoy this, very interesting and do remember our Great Nation Nigeria in your daily prayers. WHAT A CALL! Queen Elizabeth, George Bush & Olusegun Obasanjo died & went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England ; I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there". She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you? The devil said "Five million pounds". She wrote him a Cheque and went to sit back on her chair. George Bush was so jealous, he started screaming, "My turn! I want to call the United States ; I want to see how everybody is doing there too. He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked Well, Devil, how much do I owe you? The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a Cheque and went to sit back on his chair. Obasanjo was even more jealous & started screaming, I want to call Nigeria too; I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I want to talk to Umaru, to Goodluck, to David Mark , the Ministers, to the deputies, I want to talk to the PDP Board of Trusties, everybody, He called Nigeria talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you? The devil said "One naira". Obasanjo was stunned & said "One naira ![]() The Devil said "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's a local call! |
Re: Just One Naira by Ben13: 1:10pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
Lol. . .Tyty nice one ![]() |
Re: Just One Naira by tytylayor: 2:51pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
na so me sef see am o |
Re: Just One Naira by Ben13: 3:00pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
I wonder the kind of network wey devil install at dat cheap rate for local calls |
Re: Just One Naira by alimat2(f): 3:08pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
@ Post Am seriously laffing and farting here ooo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Just One Naira by romsky: 3:08pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
![]() God save, bless & deliver Nigeria plus Nigerians |
Re: Just One Naira by alimat2(f): 3:17pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
aaaaaminatu ooooooooooo |
Re: Just One Naira by nich(m): 3:38pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
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Re: Just One Naira by tytylayor: 3:45pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
who collect ur bread? |
Re: Just One Naira by alimat2(f): 3:47pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
nor be u? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Just One Naira by folly69(m): 3:51pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
heard it b4 bt still nice ![]() |
Re: Just One Naira by tytylayor: 4:09pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
volley69 |
Re: Just One Naira by Abbeycity4(f): 4:33pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
alimat 2: Na every tym u dey fart hmmmm Oloorun(dirty gurl) @Joke Nice one but am sure u're also there @hell fire 2 bcoz 4u to knw all dat is happning dere simply means u're there wit thm 2 ![]() ![]() |
Re: Just One Naira by nich(m): 4:52pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
Abbey_city: ![]() ![]() ![]() how u take know? abi na u dey wash all her pata pataki? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Just One Naira by mamagee6(f): 5:48pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
Nice one. |
Re: Just One Naira by tytylayor: 8:59am On Aug 25, 2009 |
Abbey_city: we be neighbour for there |
Re: Just One Naira by Ben13: 9:10am On Aug 25, 2009 |
exactly! ![]() |
Re: Just One Naira by sylve11: 11:17am On Aug 25, 2009 |
quiet! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Just One Naira by Abbeycity4(f): 11:24am On Aug 25, 2009 |
tytylayor: ![]() |
Re: Just One Naira by tytylayor: 11:48am On Aug 25, 2009 |
ben na d street gate man |
Re: Just One Naira by Ben13: 11:57am On Aug 25, 2009 |
not my own ben |
Re: Just One Naira by bydot1(m): 12:04pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
aahaha ![]() |
Re: Just One Naira by tytylayor: 12:41pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Ben20001: ASK ABBEY CITY |
Re: Just One Naira by romsky: 12:45pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
ben don enta today |
Re: Just One Naira by bydot1(m): 12:56pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
One chance |
Re: Just One Naira by tytylayor: 12:58pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
romade u r welkum too AND U BY.DOT |
Re: Just One Naira by Abbeycity4(f): 1:00pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
wat abt m ![]() |
Re: Just One Naira by romsky: 1:03pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
u neva register 4 induction |
Re: Just One Naira by Abbeycity4(f): 1:07pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
but i did nw ![]() |
Re: Just One Naira by romsky: 1:14pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
nope d registrar told u the forms were not on credit |
Re: Just One Naira by Abbeycity4(f): 1:21pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
lair ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Just One Naira by bydot1(m): 1:24pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Exactly what am bout to say |
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